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A few laughs to lighten the day!

Please pray for Kathy's husband. He had a heart attack last night and is already in surgery this morning.

RAMBLINGS OF AN OLD MIND I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?" I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn't quite know how to respond. I decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it. I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it 'Pumping Rust.' When people see a cat's litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it's for company!” Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, ‘An ambulance.' The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ' The' and ' IRS ' together it spells 'Theirs...' Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. Ah! Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. May you always have Love to Share, Cash to Spare, And Friends who Care.

13 Things to take on Summer Vacation  1) Swimsuit 2) Many dollars 3) Sunscreen

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Right on Suzie, You hit the nail squarely on its head. Truth be said!

Thank you Elissa for doing this fun game. I'm sure you put in lots of hard work to run this each week. I so glad now that my two all time favorites of Gerry's and in the Hall of Fame. Looking forward to next's year game. Hugs, Lu (Barbara)

I think Gerry put that little ditty in there for his fans. Many have asked him to sing some more.

I can't believe that Dear Frankie got the boot. Although I really loved Gerry in Timeline its time to go. Its PS I Love You all the way for me.

No, still enjoying my Christmas tree & decorations until Little Christmas. Jan.6th. Do you think the stores rush each holiday season no matter what time of the year it comes?

ABC Name Game A) Andre B) Betancourt C) Curtis D) Daphne E) Ebenezer F) Flossy G) Gertrude H) Hildegard I) Isabelle J)Jordon K)Kronos L) Leopold M) Muriel N) Norbert O) Oscar P) Penelope Q) Qbert R) Robert S)

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