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About moomoo22

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    Johnnie's Addictive GAL
  • Birthday 12/17/1961

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    Sonoma County, California
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    My kids (Elissa and Britt twins-age 18) and Scott (my hubby), and cat, Stosar. Watercolor painting. Social justice issues. And of course, Gerry's mum!

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  1. I am only able to babysit the offspring of Gerry's loins as all my lady parts have been surgically removed (I have a right ovary that can produce eggs for artificially inseminating someone else with a Gerr-embryo. I do claim babysitting rights, however). I can stay VERY late to watch over the little angel, BUT will need a LONG drive home from the father as I live in another country.
  2. You guys are all so crafty and techie and have such cute little inserted pics in the posts and stuff. I'm only 45 but I feel ancient. I have been laughing me arse off at all the borderline over 18 posts I have obsessive compulsive disorder and this Gerry problem doesn't seem to be getting better for now (it used to be U2 and Donny Osmond and now I'm off them). So, always have the same responses for these topics: ATILLA the Killah in my marriage bed and only a Hawaiian Punch toast and nicely buttered toast before bedtime. I must be bi or something because I can't get past men with long dark hair and eyeliner. I would so love to be the Sheath to Atilla's Sword. Every night, all night, until our parts melt off. I guess I would be his #1 spouse and then I would cheat on him with a variety of characters. #1- Phanty (I would wear only my Phanty Panties-they are white with little tiny roses and phantom masks and candles ). The panties have no "tushy paddings" ala the European peasants-I have my own padding thank you. Activities include: playing his organ, ripping white nightgowns to shreds (mine, not his), playing with his monkey, and singing at the top of our lungs while playing the organ. #2 Cheat Opportunity: Frank because he is young and healthy and virile and I love his tan and his lovely linen suit. Activities include: playing with balls (SOCCER!!!! of course. Geez you GALS), and experimenting with the Positions on field. Forward-this is Franks' behavior which will get us both in trouble; midfield-this is where we have a "midnight game" sans uniforms; and finally, I would be the goal keeper and I'd definitely let many of Frank's strikes into my net. #3 Cheat-mate: King Leo, sans the beard and rat tail but with the tan and lightweight clothing (no capes or boxers with little wolves on them). Activities: Swordplay; No Sleep Tonight; Midnight rendevous in the Ephor tower (but they have gone out for Burger King Leo burgers thankfully) and doing something (besides dying) on his shield. I've phantasized long enough...
  3. If I got my hands on Gerry I would stick and he would have to peel me off.
  4. WOW- a KID movie! He is diversifying just like we thought he should to show his range. Super idea. And I don't think the others would be involved if it wasn't a good script.
  5. "The Next Big Thing" is now "THE Thing." I'm feeling very melancholy. Its like I'm taking the launch pad apart because the Gerry Rocket already took off. And I will miss the launch pad a great deal. That was a lot of the fun for me. But I'm happy for him. He can really enjoy his success now. Good on him.
  6. Give the GALS EVERYTHING and take from them EVERYTHING!
  7. moomoo22

    Gerry as He-Man?

    Yeeeees-one of those duster jackets like what's his name's in Pride and Prejudice. When he came strolling through the mist in the early morn....breathtaking... Gerry likes hats, so a cowboy hat and duster would be so awesome. And boots, chaps and nothing else. Easy to grab the buns, in other words (no matter how flat-they just need to be present and trouserless). Long hair ala Marek. His scruff would fit right in. And of course he would have a big gun. :inlove:
  8. I've heard here and there that Gerry is especially sexy in person. Some performers are "perfect" looking and a bit blah. I put Gerry in the category of Princess Diana. They don't have "perfect" features, but when they take a gorgeous pic (often when they aren't/weren't posing or trying to look so good), they take/took a GORGEOUS pic. I don't know what God gave him, but it is a mysterious process to gaze upon him.
  9. moomoo22

    Gerry as He-Man?

    You GALS make me giggle-maybe you could post some special siggies in honor of the rumor, Jen? Also, the Wikipedia stuff was high-larious! Cringer? Battle Cat? Ye, gods-save us from this film of horrors. Ok, I will only give Gerry the go-ahead on He-Man if She-Ra can be cast as a middle aged mom with slightly droopy everything, (except she retains her nice lips which haven't fallen quite yet), and her action figure wears a plastic apron with a She-Ra sword tucked underneath it for protection. Kids would have a great time with those action figures. She and He-Man could give the evil Skeletor a run for his evil bony butt. He-Man just summons She-Ra telepathically when he confronts said enemy and she throws down her plastic spatula and plastic frying pan and arrives on-site within moments. She-Ra can say "By the power of my Gray Hairs, I have the power!!!" She can whip out aforementioned sword and make short work of the bad guy while He-Man looks on, impressed with her plastic sword skills and apron. After the slaughtering ends, He-Man invites She-Ra to make love in her plastic kitchen. Then she cooks him a plastic egg for breakfast. (Maybe the kids shouldn't know about this end to the story).
  10. Gerry is hyper and easily distracted. He invariably goes down bunny trails when he answers interviewer questions. He rambles on and on in a stream of consciousness sort of way, and then says 'Em, what was the question?' and does that little high-pitched titter. He's disorganized, and notoriously late to just about everything (from what we've heard). I think Gerry is very anxious to know what people think of him, but is also a bit afraid to find out. I believe him when he says "I'm sh-t, I'm sh-t" "I'm not that special" and then, all of the sudden, "I'm God." He can be transparent, vulnerable, and full of nervous energy, yet scrappy and edgy-he WON'T be pushed around. He may be easily provoked and then look out. Wouldn't want to get him riled up (although I would like to get him riled up in non-angry way ). He would be a dangerous opponent in love and war. I have a strange mix of motherly devotion and basic lust for Gerry. I wouldn't know whether to put him to bed or take him with me. Oh, and his puppy ate a cigarette once. (I hadn't heard the homeless people story-what else did you GALS hear at Vegas that the rest of us missed? Do tell!)
  11. Oh well, the words "Gerry" and "wedding" may not go together after all. It might be too depressing of a topic.
  12. Since we have it from Gerry's mouth (oh, that mouth ) that he is still looking for the perfect woman, and does want a family of his own someday, I figured it was time to brainstorm the Perfect Wedding for The Perfect Man. Think about weddings and consider the elements involved-the rings, candles, dresses, tuxes, readings, music, vows, bridesmaids, groomsmen, the cake, the catering, the photographs, the flowers, the setting, the building, the wedding coordinator, the guest book attendants, the flower girl and ring boy, the reception line, the gifts, the decorations, the reception, the band, the songs, the father-daughter dance, etc. etc etc. Now consider the wedding as a theme event based on items, events, characters, music, costumes, from Gerry's movies and tv roles. Also, the bride MUST remain a mystery, because no one including Gerry knows who it will be yet. Just figure she's beautiful, brainy, funny and fertile. I'll start. I think that the reception should take place in Xerxes tent, but it is empty of hootchy prostitutes and weird creatures with amputations, and especially the weird creatures Ephialtes and Xerxes, who have left for a vacation in the Florida Keys. The tent is dark and cool and there are plenty of richly decorated tables (large bowls of fresh fruit from How to Be a Rockstar) and lush dark carpet; the room is completely lit by Phantom's candles. Johnnie Dunn's punch is bright "300" red, but is cherry-flavored and 100% alcohol free. For the under-12 crowd, these guests can meet out in back of the tent where they meet the kindly Abe Ephor (he's ugly, too, but he's a nice Grandpa Ephor). He will pass out free marshmellows for roasting over the Hibachi grill with hot coals, borrowed from Oracle Girl (with all the drugs removed). Oracle Girl is mostly naked, and therefore cannot attend the ceremony or the reception.
  13. Its a GALS gigglefest. :yippee: I'm just wondering if Little Leo's plastic codpiece is big enough. It was a problem on set I've heard.
  14. Gerry-even just a little peek at you would be ok. Preferably in a sweater.
  15. moomoo22

    How many times

    I've seen it six times.
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