Private homes... No jesting here... I would love it if Gerry would use my home, since I am gone for about 8-12 weeks at at time!
Of course I would love it if I was there when he was... But I would love for him to use it!
So, Gerry, if you are reading this, the offer is good! Have a great condo in Ohio... Even comes with an SUV! Seriously ... no one would know you where there!
For the rest of you... Get your minds out of the gutter! *looking stern*