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He, Gerry, is descended from Hercules himself.

Taught never to retreat. Never to surrender.

Taught that success in the movie industry is the greatest glory he could achieve in his life.

Gerry.

The finest actor the world has ever known.

“Its quiet now. He came from his boredom.”

“Be afraid! Women will burn to the ground!”

“The thousand nations of Fandom will descend upon him. Our mass of GALS will blot out the sun.”

(“Then we will lust in the shade.")

“What must a GAL do to save her world?”

“Instead ask yourself, what would a good Gerrygasm do?”

“He threatens his GALS with slavery and his chest.”

“This is madness!”

“Madness? This is GERRY!!!!!

(Gerry kicks all the GALS into a Pit of Desire).

“A new age has begun. An age of Gerrygasms. And all will know that millions of GALS, gave their common sense to defend it.”

“GALS, tonight, we drown in codpieces.”

“Give him everything, and take from him EVERTHING!”

:lolita:

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“The thousand nations of Fandom will descend upon him. Our mass of GALS will blot out the sun.”

(“Then we will lust in the shade.")

:rotflmao: :funnyabove: :funnyabove: :funnyabove: :funnyabove: :funnyabove: :rotflmao:

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He, Gerry, is descended from Hercules himself.

Taught never to retreat. Never to surrender.

Taught that success in the movie industry is the greatest glory he could achieve in his life.

Gerry.

The finest actor the world has ever known.

“Its quiet now. He came from his boredom.”

“Be afraid! Women will burn to the ground!”

“The thousand nations of Fandom will descend upon him. Our mass of GALS will blot out the sun.”

(“Then we will lust in the shade.")

“What must a GAL do to save her world?”

“Instead ask yourself, what would a good Gerrygasm do?”

“He threatens his GALS with slavery and his chest.”

“This is madness!”

“Madness? This is GERRY!!!!!

(Gerry kicks all the GALS into a Pit of Desire).

“A new age has begun. An age of Gerrygasms. And all will know that millions of GALS, gave their common sense to defend it.”

“GALS, tonight, we drown in codpieces.”

“Give him everything, and take from him EVERTHING!”

:lolita:

Creative and funny as Hell!!!!!! :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

:claphands: Fran

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