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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (continued)

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WELCOME to the 26th floor of the 2nd highrise of our clinic! We only have 43 floors to go to reach 69 again!

Here in the U.S. the Labor Day Weekend is approaching, which signals the unofficial end of summer. But with temperatures still soaring it is evident that we still have some hot summer nights ahead of us. Of course lusting after Gerry can cause any night to be a hot one, even if there is frost on the windows and snow on the ground. So let's continue to celebrate what is left of summer, and His Royal Hotness too!

:whome2:

You're just too durned hot!

:ohbaby2:

Where is my fan? :heat: Turn up the A/C will ya!!

:reddeathsword: :mopboyjackie: :mopboyterry: :leochest: :KingLeo: :greatking:

:omg:

:baby: :gotgals0ll: We sure do!!!

:drink:

Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #1

Highrise #2 Floor #1-A Strong Foundation

Highrise #2 Floor #2 - FALL is the season

Highrise #2 Floor #3 - The POWER of 3

Highrise #2 Floor #4 - Four on the Floor - Road Trip

Highrise #2 Floor #5 - Happy, Happy Birthday Baby

Highrise #2 Floor #6 - A Verrra Charming Bad Boy!

Highrise #2 Floor #7 - Deck the Halls

Highrise #2 Floor #8 - Hugs for the Holidays

Highrise #2 Floor #9 - 2007 Let's Make it FINE

Highrise #2 Floor #10 - He IS a 10 indeed!

Highrise #2 Floor #11 - The Power Number

Highrise #2 Floor #12 - Fit to be King

Highrise #2 Floor #13 - ALREADY a sex symbol

Highrise #2 Floor #14 - 300 Rush Week

Highrise #2, Floor #15 - Prepare for Glory

Highrise #2, Floor #16 - They got the JUICE

Highrise #2, Floor #17 - April Showers

Highrise #2, Floor #18 - A PHENOM

Highrise #2 Floor #19 - Award-worthy

Highrise #2 Floor #20 - It's Raining Roles!

Highrise #2 Floor #21 - Convention Decompression

Highrise #2 Floor #22 - GALS turns Terrific TWO

Highrise #2 Floor #23 - GALS turns Two Part Deux

Highrise #2 Floor #24 - Let's get SHATTERED

Highrise #2 Floor #25 - We're having a HEAT WAVE!

Yes! This is our GALS Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.”

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.”

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”).

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.”

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:hugs:

Susan~Sporran

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Sue - on the last floor you asked who Ron Jeremy is - you would probably rather not know! He is an "adult film" star who is so NOT attractive as to make you wonder who EVER wanted to see him doing the nasty in the nude. He was in one season of The Surreal Life and one of his housemates was Tammy Faye Messner, an interesting combo, the porn star and the tele-evangelist.

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Sue speaking of the naughty monkeys lol!!! :bonk:

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OH...you're right Susan....me thinks I would rather not know!

I'm not THAT much of a naughty monkey!!! :D :dance:

hugs,

Sue

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Hey everyone, I finally saw One More Kiss for the first time last night. If you want to read my thoughts about it, here they are:

http://www.gerardbutlergals.com/forums/ind...showtopic=14493

I won't be using my Gerry dream in my book.... cuz in my dream, Gerry was himself and not the Phantom.

I wrote a ton in my book last night, but I ended up deleting it all this morning. It just wasn't working for me, but that's okay, I know where to go with it now, and will get back to writing tonight.

Hugs to all!

Swannie

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Swannie please tell me if that movie was good..don't give me all the details.

irish :rotflmao: you've been promoted to the top of my list lol...just kidding.

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Very interesting about OMK, Swannie... I hate that film. I responded in that thread if anyone wants to know why. :D Yet I owe the success of my bachelor's capstone project to it. It's a very complicated sort of thing.... :bonk:

*GAH* to porn stars!! *runs away screaming*

~Mel

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Very interesting about OMK, Swannie... I hate that film. I responded in that thread if anyone wants to know why. :D Yet I owe the success of my bachelor's capstone project to it. It's a very complicated sort of thing.... :bonk:

*GAH* to porn stars!! *runs away screaming*

~Mel

I think I understand why you don't like the film, Mel..but I haven't read that thread quite yet..will head over there from here to read what everybody has to say about it. I'll save my thoughts on it for over there...

Ron Jeremy, huh? I would have absolutely NO idea who he was except that a couple years ago, as we were talking around the dinner table--or some other such setting--about various celebrity sightings we'd experienced over the years, one of my daughters mentioned that she'd seen "Ron Jeremy" at the airport in Salt Lake City. My response: "Who is Ron Jeremy?"

Her: "He's a porn star.."

Me: "...and you would recognize him BECAUSE....??" *one eyebrow raised*

Her: "Oh Mom!! He's a part of 'pop culture'..you don't have to watch what he does to have heard who he is.." Maybe she's right, but I was okay not even knowing who he was; that's one area where the "ignorance is bliss" philosophy works just fine for me, thank you! :lalala:

..and now, on to more important things, :whome2: things like Susan mentioned, "hot nights and lusting after ermm..:embarassed: ..I mean..'admiring' Gerry"... I mean, I admire him a LOT, a WHOLE lot, I really, really do!! :heat: :tasty: :inlove:

Alison

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Her: "He's a porn star.."

Me: "...and you would recognize him BECAUSE....??" *one eyebrow raised*

Alison [/color]

:rotflmao: :funnyabove:

Now Alison, that is the reaction I was saving until I saw Jenniper in person next time...."and you would have a dream about this man because......" with one eyebrow raised!!!!

:bottom: :bottom: :bottom: Jenniper...your halo is slipping girl!!! :angel2: :rotflmao:

hugs,

Sue

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If Ron Jeremy showed up in one of my dreams it would be a real NIGHTMARE and I would wake up screaming!! I did not know who he was before seeing him in The Surreal Life and when he was introduced as a porn star I wondered if he had always been that FUGLY, and evidently he was. The man is just about the very LAST person I would ever want to see in ANY movie let alone THAT type of movie. EWWWW!!!!!

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My first love. :inlove:

Posted Image How many of you have fantasized about doing THIS? :cunning:

:funnyabove: I'm with ya there, Susan, Ron Jeremy isn't my type.

Now that I'm almost recovered from the news from yesterday, I can now report that I don't need to breathe into a paper bag any more! :rotflmao:

I am SO excited G's going to be in my state filming his next movie. I feel like Cinderella (isn't that strange?)

Anyways, come November, when the movie starts shooting, I'll be back to my old self again, God willing.

I hope everybody has a fabulous day!

:wave:

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Irish and Abrock thanks for your opinions on the movies. Maybe I'll buy 4 or 5. Abrock, my favorite is Dear Frankie, too. The first time I watched it I sobbed like a baby and my eyes were swollen the next day, too. :tissues:

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Hey all, check it out! THIS is the picture that Mousie gave me in poster form for my birthday!!

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I'm thinking of putting a caption with it... any suggestions? :D

Hooray Jo! Dear Frankie is SUCH a wonderful film :claphands:

Thanks for those pics, Pilar...I was getting nasty shakes with all the ugly porn star talk, lol!

~Mel

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Oh, Abrock. I have that pic on my fridge. It doesn't need to say anything at all, it's just nice to look at. :cunning: It is my absolute favorite.

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Her: "He's a porn star.."

Me: "...and you would recognize him BECAUSE....??" *one eyebrow raised*

Alison [/color]

:rotflmao: :funnyabove:

Now Alison, that is the reaction I was saving until I saw Jenniper in person next time...."and you would have a dream about this man because......" with one eyebrow raised!!!!

:bottom: :bottom: :bottom: Jenniper...your halo is slipping girl!!! :angel2: :rotflmao:

hugs,

Sue

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I don't watch porn! :flee: I'm mean I have seen it. Its gross I don't think God intended us to see things that way, literaly. :escape: But, Ron Jeremy is a cultural icon, yuck

It wasn't a dream, that would have been a nightmare. My husband is standing behind me trying to get me to type all these descriptions of Ron. I'm telling him this is not the place :swoon:

Not the man I want to have dream about. :attila: This one on the other hand......

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Good Morning Gals!! Does anyone has any big plans for the long weekend? Me... I'm planning on sleeping a lot. LOL Well that's what I'd like to do anyway, but I doubt it will happen. Today I'm having lunch with AttilaGirl-Nancy. :claphands:

I just wanted to share this... it's a preview from when my son was in Peter Pan. Austin is the one at the beginning and ending wearing purple pajamas....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3FSELAJVe8

Hugs,

Jenn

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Here's a caption for you Mel:

"Abrrrrock - without you in my arms I have to hug myself, and remember how great you smell!"

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Yesterday when I got home from taking my daughter Tarin to her doctor. I found a small box sitting on my diningroom table. When I opened it I found a beautiful silver pendant, with my mothers intial on it and a rose.

The Mods and you Gals are wonderful. It is the perfect way for me to keep the memory of my mother close to my heart. You have made this painful time in my life so much easier to bare. I know that I'm not posting nearly as much as I used to, But I still check in every day. You amazing women are always making me laugh, are always giving out hope and love and friendship.

Thank-you doesnt seem like near enough, But those simple words are very heart felt. LUV YAS Posted Image

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Jenn ~ What character did Austin play?

The play looked great! He doesn't come across as shy at all.......look out Hollywood! lol

Toni ~ Miss you girl and I hope you are doing better!

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Here's a caption for you Mel:

"Abrrrrock - without you in my arms I have to hug myself, and remember how great you smell!"

:tasty:

Mmmmm...

And pair-fect for the fridge, Jo, one look and you're hungry... :lol:

Toni!! *tackle hug* We love you girl!!

:hearts:

~Mel

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Toni welcome back girl we've missed you!!!

Abrock and ladies no drooling over pics...only im aloud to do that lol :rotflmao::lol:

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Posted Image ~and licks this one more to keep you naughty monkeys away from it~

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Jenn, I LOVED that video..it looked like a very well done production, and your son is adorable!!

Toni, WELCOME BACK...we really have missed you around here!

Paige, loving your pics!

Mel, that particular pic..and well, let's just face it, many, MANY others as well..just turns my knees to jelly! With THAT expression on his face, I picture him saying or thinking something like, "Ohh, Abrrrrock, baby..you think the HUG in Las Vegas was something? Just WAIT 'til I get you alone the next time I get a chance to wrap my arms around you!" :cunning:

I know, I know..I even shocked myself on that one! :embarassed: Sorry..but that look just does things to me that it probably shouldn't...kind of slips me out of my normally VV (very vanilla) mode! *goes off to the bathroom to wash her mind out with soap*

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Mel, that particular pic..and well, let's just face it, many, MANY others as well..just turns my knees to jelly! With THAT expression on his face, I picture him saying or thinking something like, "Ohh, Abrrrrock, baby..you think the HUG in Las Vegas was something? Just WAIT 'til I get you alone the next time I get a chance to wrap my arms around you!" :cunning:

*melts out of chair*

I'm sorry...I've turned to liquid form, shall be back with you later...

:hearts:

~Mel

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Mel,

I was thinking, "Come and get it...." or "No, I won't!" but obviously my thoughts aren't lusty enough.... :cunning::doh:

Jenn, what a cutie! :pointy:

Paige, who is that first guy???

It's been a very long week. Can't wait for the holiday weekend. It's too darn hot right now. Summer has finally arrived, right before it turns to fall. Shoot!

I can't believe how deathly bored I've been at work this week. Thank goodness for good friends who call. All I can think of is-what video I can work on next...Mel, I'm addicted...or that I still have thousands of pictures that I still need to upload to GALS gallery and my own website. I swear I will get that done this weekend!!!!!

I love three day weekends! I get so much done...

And September is kind of my New Years, as it's the month of my birth, so I usually do evaluations on my own life. Time to get on the ball...again...

~alice

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phanphorlife thanks for the comment...just glad you did not run away from my first pic lol :lol:

Alice his name is Jyrki. he is from a gothic rock band called The 69 Eyes...really good band to me. :claphands: And to make me feel better...he's a gothic European from Finland along with the rest of the band :lol:

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