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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (GALS) continued

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WELCOME to the 29th floor of the 2nd highrise of our clinic! We only have 40 floors to go to reach 69 again!

In trying to find a wee bit of humor in the conditions surrounding where I live right now, I chose the theme for our new floor "He's Smokin!'" Yes, we know our guy is a smoker but this is in reference to just how hot the man is. So just pop in with a few of your favorite pictures that demonstrate how smokin' hot Mr. Butler is to you! The pictures we have been getting from the P.S. I Love You site are really HOT HOT HOT so if you find yourself at a loss (yeah, right, what gal with GALS would be in that predicament?) you can start your search for those smokin' hot pictures there.

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Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #1

Highrise #2 Floor #1-A Strong Foundation

Highrise #2 Floor #2 - FALL is the season

Highrise #2 Floor #3 - The POWER of 3

Highrise #2 Floor #4 - Four on the Floor - Road Trip

Highrise #2 Floor #5 - Happy, Happy Birthday Baby

Highrise #2 Floor #6 - A Verrra Charming Bad Boy!

Highrise #2 Floor #7 - Deck the Halls

Highrise #2 Floor #8 - Hugs for the Holidays

Highrise #2 Floor #9 - 2007 Let's Make it FINE

Highrise #2 Floor #10 - He IS a 10 indeed!

Highrise #2 Floor #11 - The Power Number

Highrise #2 Floor #12 - Fit to be King

Highrise #2 Floor #13 - ALREADY a sex symbol

Highrise #2 Floor #14 - 300 Rush Week

Highrise #2, Floor #15 - Prepare for Glory

Highrise #2, Floor #16 - They got the JUICE

Highrise #2, Floor #17 - April Showers

Highrise #2, Floor #18 - A PHENOM

Highrise #2 Floor #19 - Award-worthy

Highrise #2 Floor #20 - It's Raining Roles!

Highrise #2 Floor #21 - Convention Decompression

Highrise #2 Floor #22 - GALS turns Terrific TWO

Highrise #2 Floor #23 - GALS turns Two Part Deux

Highrise #2 Floor #24 - Let's get SHATTERED

Highrise #2 Floor #25 - We're having a HEAT WAVE!

Highrise #2 Floor #26 - Hot Summer Nights

Highrise #2 Floor #27 - Try to Remember

Highrise #2 Floor #28 - Rev up for Vegas, Baby!

Yes! This is our GALS Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.”

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.”

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”).

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.”

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:hugs:

Susan~Sporran

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*jumps around* yay Im the first one lol

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:wave: Hi everybody! Here's my contribution of Mr. Smokin' Hot Butler!!

ENJOY!!! :spontaneous:

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*faints*

THAT DID IT KT!!

~Mel

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How's this for smokin!!!!

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Thinking about all of you in So. CA....stay safe my friends!

hugs,

Sue

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:wave: Hi everybody! Here's my contribution of Mr. Smokin' Hot Butler!!

ENJOY!!! :spontaneous:

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I loved every single one of those, Katie...but there's just something about "GerryasNeilINGLASSES" that absolutely DOES ME IN!! :heat:

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How's this for smokin!!!!

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um...... hceuufhiuirhvrivhirh847r988gvjvjl&&*&%^^%&(I(......... :swoon:

THUD!

Swannie

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How's this for smokin!!!!

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um...... hceuufhiuirhvrivhirh847r988gvjvjl&&*&%^^%&(I(......... :swoon:

THUD!

Swannie

:heat: that was my reaction when I saw that picture too Swannie....lol

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That pic could be single handedly responsible for a wildfire in Portland OR!!!!!

Good GAWD!!!!

Swannie

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:funnyabove: :rotflmao:

and it would spread all the way down here to northern CA!!!!

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I feel like I need to make a small contribution myself.............Don't forget to click and get a good look!! :D

And BTW...I want to add my thoughts and prayers also for all our Southern Cal gals ....well actually for all in harms way!

:wave: Fran

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Hello, My name is Pamela.....and I have GALS.

I stay up till 2 AM reading and typing

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My children are eating crackers and ketchup

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The pile of laundry in my hall is crawling away

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My mom thinks I died

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My husband is tired of me calling him Gerard (his name is Gerald

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I've spent $164.00 on movies

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I now have more pics of the Butler on my puter than I have of my family

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I watch 300 and Dear Frankie every day.

I'm OK though, right?

PammieK

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LOL...Oh Pammie dear....you are perfectly fine! And you fit right in with the rest of us....who are slowly losing our minds (we've already lost our hearts) to this man!!! LOL

hugs,

Sue

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OF COURSE you're alright Pammie!! Just remember that ALL of those behaviours make you fit in here like Gerry's hand in Italian leather custom made gloves (as seen in POTO).

Welcome to the OBSESSION!!! You've come to the right place!

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LOL...Oh Pammie dear....you are perfectly fine! And you fit right in with the rest of us....who are slowly losing our minds (we've already lost our hearts) to this man!!! LOL

hugs,

Sue

Thank you Sue!

I feel better already. :wave:

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Now I REALLY feel better!

Pammie K

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OF COURSE you're alright Pammie!! Just remember that ALL of those behaviours make you fit in here like Gerry's hand in Italian leather custom made gloves (as seen in POTO).

Welcome to the OBSESSION!!! You've come to the right place!

Thank you!

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This is for you, enjoy!

PammieK

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OMIGOSH Pammie... I'm cracking up at your list of symptoms!!!! That's hilarious!! :rotflmao::rotflmao:

SUE!! Where the Spartans Dining Room did that picture come from??

Ohhhkay, I really gotta go to sleep...

~Mel

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:wave: Welcome Pammie.... to the addiction that none of us want to kick!!! :heat::D

:claphands: Fran

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Pammie:

You have certainly come to the

right place.

Your list of symptoms sound just

like mine, and I have been here

three years and am still going

strong.

I find my craziness for this man

grows stronger every day.

And I dont want a cure.... EVER!!!

Jump right in and drink up the

Gerry Juice. :woah:

I cant big boy, you do this to me. :swoon::rotflmao: :ripoffclothes:

:gerrygasm::drink:

:Welcome2:

Debbie

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OMIGOSH Pammie... I'm cracking up at your list of symptoms!!!! That's hilarious!! :rotflmao::rotflmao:

Ohhhkay, I really gotta go to sleep...

~Mel

I'm glad you enjoyed that, Mel

This is for you.

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PammieK

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:wave: Welcome Pammie.... to the addiction that none of us want to kick!!! :heat::D

:claphands: Fran

:wave: Thank you, Fran!

I'm so glad to be here

Here's a little somethin fer ya! :heat:

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Pammie K

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Pammie:

You have certainly come to the

right place.

Your list of symptoms sound just

like mine, and I have been here

three years and am still going

strong.

I find my craziness for this man

grows stronger every day.

And I dont want a cure.... EVER!!!

Jump right in and drink up the

Gerry Juice. :woah:

I cant big boy, you do this to me. :swoon::rotflmao: :ripoffclothes:

:gerrygasm::drink:

:Welcome2:

Debbie

Thank you, Debbie :D

This Gerry Juice you speak of seems to intensify these symptoms! MUAAHAHAHAHA

You get one too. :pant:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH

PammieK

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LOL...Oh Pammie dear....you are perfectly fine! And you fit right in with the rest of us....who are slowly losing our minds (we've already lost our hearts) to this man!!! LOL

hugs,

Sue

Thank you Sue!

I feel better already. :wave:

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Now I REALLY feel better!

Pammie K

Oh..... and THAT one (I know he was a louse, but damn...he's fookin hot!)

Welcome Pammie. The best thing about having GALS.... is that......

THERE IS NO CURE!

Your kids will learn to love crackers and ketchup!

Swannie

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LOL...Oh Pammie dear....you are perfectly fine! And you fit right in with the rest of us....who are slowly losing our minds (we've already lost our hearts) to this man!!! LOL

hugs,

Sue

Thank you Sue!

I feel better already. :wave:

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Now I REALLY feel better!

Pammie K

Oh..... and THAT one (I know he was a louse, but damn...he's fookin hot!)

Welcome Pammie. The best thing about having GALS.... is that......

THERE IS NO CURE!

Your kids will learn to love crackers and ketchup!

Swannie

Thank you Swannie,

I'm gald there is no cure.

I think the kids will come around too. Hahahaha

Eat or starve, right???

Pammie the Bad-Mommy

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Hey Di! I see ya down there! What you doing up this time of night? Wait... (what am I doing up...?)

LOL, Welcome to the fold, Pammie! This be the place, alright...

I'm on my third night in a row of insomnia. *grrrrr*

~Mel

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