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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (continued)

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WELCOME to the 30th floor of the 2nd highrise of our clinic! We only have 39 floors to go to reach 69 again!

Fans in many cities around the globe are celebrating Gerry's birthday this weekend. We are just a few days away from his verrra special day so here is a floor we can dedicate to celebrating the gift that God gave the world on 13 November 1969 in the form (and a mighty FINE form it is) of Gerard James Butler. And a thank you shout out to his magnificent Mum Margaret, who raised the boy to be the man we love.

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:happybirthday: Gerry. We're going to have a rowsingly rowdy time, the kind you are going to wish you were here to attend! So let's roll up the rugs, put on some dance music, and boogie on down - everybody dance now! Let's get this party started!!!!

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Gerry, it's YOUR party, you didn't have to bring a fruit basket!!

Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #1

Highrise #2 Floor #1-A Strong Foundation

Highrise #2 Floor #2 - FALL is the season

Highrise #2 Floor #3 - The POWER of 3

Highrise #2 Floor #4 - Four on the Floor - Road Trip

Highrise #2 Floor #5 - Happy, Happy Birthday Baby

Highrise #2 Floor #6 - A Verrra Charming Bad Boy!

Highrise #2 Floor #7 - Deck the Halls

Highrise #2 Floor #8 - Hugs for the Holidays

Highrise #2 Floor #9 - 2007 Let's Make it FINE

Highrise #2 Floor #10 - He IS a 10 indeed!

Highrise #2 Floor #11 - The Power Number

Highrise #2 Floor #12 - Fit to be King

Highrise #2 Floor #13 - ALREADY a sex symbol

Highrise #2 Floor #14 - 300 Rush Week

Highrise #2, Floor #15 - Prepare for Glory

Highrise #2, Floor #16 - They got the JUICE

Highrise #2, Floor #17 - April Showers

Highrise #2, Floor #18 - A PHENOM

Highrise #2 Floor #19 - Award-worthy

Highrise #2 Floor #20 - It's Raining Roles!

Highrise #2 Floor #21 - Convention Decompression

Highrise #2 Floor #22 - GALS turns Terrific TWO

Highrise #2 Floor #23 - GALS turns Two Part Deux

Highrise #2 Floor #24 - Let's get SHATTERED

Highrise #2 Floor #25 - We're having a HEAT WAVE!

Highrise #2 Floor #26 - Hot Summer Nights

Highrise #2 Floor #27 - Try to Remember

Highrise #2 Floor #28 - Rev up for Vegas, Baby!

Highrise #2 Floor #29 - He's Smokin'!

Yes! This is our GALS Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.”

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.”

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”).

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.”

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:hugs:

Susan~Sporran

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Happy Birthday, Gerry!

I hope you have a great day! :hearts:

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xoxo

Elissa

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Happy Birthday, Gorgeous! Have a wonderful birthday and love, success, laughter and rainbows in your future!

Oh yeah, any time you are feeling low, just pop in to GALS! We are sooo here for you! (only don't let anyone know it is you or you'll crash the site!)

:hug:

Suzie

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Happy Birthday, Dear Mr. Butler!!

Know you are a treasure to us.

I wish you all the joy and happiness your looking for.

I think you are the best at what you do and I look forward to enjoying you for a long time.

Slàinte mhor a h-uile là a chi 's nach fhaic!!

Sincerely,

PammieK

NOW ON TO THE PARTY!!!!!

*singin* twistin, twistin, twistin the night away..........

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GERRY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, OH BEAUTIFUL ONE! :heat:

HAVE A GREAT YEAR!

THANK YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU DO!

YOU KEEP US SO ENTERTAINED!

:happybirthday::happybirthday::happybirthday:

LOVE,

CHRISSIE

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERRY!!!!!!

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Hey GALS! Been a couple of days since I've been here in the SC... just finished catching up!

I'm glad you all enjoyed the EMA's clip... Gerry's accent is as strong as I've heard it in a long time! :claphands: So glad he took our advice in Vegas '06 and kept it. :lol:

Sorry those feeling under the weather... :hugs: *huggles*

Lish!! Brayan's costume!! SWEEEEET! Can I post 'em on my facebook profile? He IS looking QUITE healthy and chunky!! :inlove: w00t, what a kid!

Ahhhhh, the new Alex Rover picture... :cunning: Can we say Fedora from the third Indiana Jones? Only sexier!

Only a few more days until Gerry's birthday! Happy birthday handsome man!!

~Mel

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Good afternoon my friends. It is cold and dreary here in Redding, CA...so I have a pot roast baking in the oven and trying to keep warm without using any PG&e...I'm terrified of what those bills are going to look like this winter....eeks! I especially feel for those of you on the east coast....I'm told you pay even more than we do for heating your homes.

I think it's a good evening for pulling out a throw blanket, curl up on the couch and watch a Gerry movie...now that would warm me right up! :heat:

Speaking of Gerry.....Happy Birthday Gerry! I hope that this next year finds you happy, content, and fulfilled both professionally and personally. Posted Image

Anna, it's here......in just a few short hours you leave on your journey! Have a truly fantastic holiday....you will be in my thoughts and prayers!

hugs to all!

love,

Sue

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Hi Gals! So... Gerry's birthday... Hmmm... we going to do any universal Gal-ish thing on that day? What was it we did, oh, two years ago? Anyone remember what that was? :cunning:

My play opens in two days. Mel! You should come. You and mousie, ha ha! that'd be so awesome, ha ha!! I'm only a little nervous. And I'll be nervous opening night, but I think I'll be ok. I'm really excited. Huzzah!

Gotta go, but I love you all!!

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:lol: Madame, I was about to ask the same thing... COMMANDO FOR G-DAY!!!!

Good luck with the play!

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Just popping in to say Nighty night and SGD's All..................Been real busy this week-end so haven't had a chance to read!

{{{HUGS}}} to all that need them and those that don't as well!

:wave: Fran

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I can't remember the last time I was in this much pain. It's hard to believe a swollen gland can hurt this badly. :crybaby:

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I can't remember the last time I was in this much pain. It's hard to believe a swollen gland can hurt this badly. :crybaby:

Poor Swannie...have you been to the doctor yet? If not, you really should go. I had the same problem a few weeks ago. The swelling was at my jawline and I was in a LOT of pain. The doctor put me on some allergy meds, and it took care of it.

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Yes, I've been to the doc last week, and she did put me on allergy meds. The allergies have gotten way better, but the gland still feels like a burning coal behind my jaw. I hate to drag my complaint all over Gerry's B-day celebrations. But I woke up in so much pain, and everyone in my house is asleep.... so, I came in here.

They think my swollen gland may be from all my dental work. I still have a tooth that needs a root canal, but I've been trying to hold off until the first of the year, as I've used all my insurance up for this year.

Gahhhhh.... I sound like a little old woman, whining and complaining.

Back to your lusting ladies......

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*Gives Swan a hug* Awww Swan it hurts me to hear about your problem. I think you need another hug. *Gives a tighter hug* :wave:

Paige

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You are welcome Swan...oh and this guy wants to give you a hug too.

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Gahhhhh.... I sound like a little old woman, whining and complaining.

Not a problem...I completely understand! :hearts:

Now that you mention dental work, that sounds all too familiar. I had four wisdom teeth extracted at one time, and then got dry socket in one. I don't think I'll ever forget that pain.

I wish there was something I could do to make you feel better.... :comfort:

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERRY!

May all your dreams come true. Just remember you have a great bunch of Gals here and :kisswink: we got your back!!

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*Frannie*

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Our Pàislig-boy:

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Still, his walks on the wild side may come in handy for his lead role in his "passion project", a biopic of Robbie Burns. The as yet unmade production is long running and oft discussed, and it seems Butler has been annoyed by snarky comments on who might appear in the movie with him.

"This is where I wish people in Scotland would understand. People speak out when they really have no idea about the economics of putting a movie together - perhaps when we make it there'll be a couple of Americans in it. And they'll get pissed off about that. But if there weren't it might not have been able to get made. You're trying to make what is an incredible story about an incredible man. But it's period, which is expensive and risky, because much as we love Robbie Burns, trust me, he's not as known around the world as we think he is. Especially not in Los Angeles!"

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Still, he's confident they can finally start filming next year. "And hopefully if things keep going the way they've been going for me then it'll be far easier to make the film." Indeed. Butler is by no means a household name, but he has achieved a rewarding twin-track career (with the 'bi-coastal' lifestyle to match): roles in big Hollywood-friendly fare alongside performances in more thoughtful material including Dear Frankie. But if the advance buzz on 300 is correct - Butler says that in test screenings it scored better results than any previous movie made by Warner Bros, including The Matrix - he may, finally-at-last-no-really, be about to break into the big time.

300 may be a bit daft and OTT; all the hacking and chopping does get a little tiring after a while. But it's truly an eye-frying feast. And it may well have paunchy British men scurrying off to pump some iron sharpish.

"If it does, that can't be a bad thing," laughs Butler, as he draws enthusiastically on another fag. "I hope it doesn't send them home to spear their wives."

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Remember to rest, too!!

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And much happiness in the year to come!! ;)

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Happy Birthday Gerry! May your year be everything you could ask and more.

I'm sorry about your glands Swan...that doesn't sound fun at all.

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Hi everyone! :wave: I hope you've all had a good weekend. I returned to full duty at the hospital today for the first time since my injury this past summer. Full patient load and an 8hr shift. It actually went very well. :claphands:

Swannie-those pictures are :tasty: , thank you! I hope you start to feel better soon! :rose:

Hugs to all!

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Hi everyone! :wave: I hope you've all had a good weekend. I returned to full duty at the hospital today for the first time since my injury this past summer. Full patient load and an 8hr shift. It actually went very well. :claphands:

Hugs to all!

I'm so glad you had a good day.

PammieK

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