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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (GALS) continued


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WELCOME to the 31st floor of the 2nd highrise of our clinic! We only have 38 floors to go to reach 69 again!

With more amazing, gorgeous pictures and promos seeming to crop up every day I think for most of us our case of GALS is in an acute stage. So this is the floor to let it fly (at the PG13 level please). The more we see that gorgeous man, and those loving gazes, the more we wish it could be us there in Hilary's shoes. "PS I LOVE GERRY"!! :inlove:

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Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #1

Highrise #2 Floor #1-A Strong Foundation

Highrise #2 Floor #2 - FALL is the season

Highrise #2 Floor #3 - The POWER of 3

Highrise #2 Floor #4 - Four on the Floor - Road Trip

Highrise #2 Floor #5 - Happy, Happy Birthday Baby

Highrise #2 Floor #6 - A Verrra Charming Bad Boy!

Highrise #2 Floor #7 - Deck the Halls

Highrise #2 Floor #8 - Hugs for the Holidays

Highrise #2 Floor #9 - 2007 Let's Make it FINE

Highrise #2 Floor #10 - He IS a 10 indeed!

Highrise #2 Floor #11 - The Power Number

Highrise #2 Floor #12 - Fit to be King

Highrise #2 Floor #13 - ALREADY a sex symbol

Highrise #2 Floor #14 - 300 Rush Week

Highrise #2, Floor #15 - Prepare for Glory

Highrise #2, Floor #16 - They got the JUICE

Highrise #2, Floor #17 - April Showers

Highrise #2, Floor #18 - A PHENOM

Highrise #2 Floor #19 - Award-worthy

Highrise #2 Floor #20 - It's Raining Roles!

Highrise #2 Floor #21 - Convention Decompression

Highrise #2 Floor #22 - GALS turns Terrific TWO

Highrise #2 Floor #23 - GALS turns Two Part Deux

Highrise #2 Floor #24 - Let's get SHATTERED

Highrise #2 Floor #25 - We're having a HEAT WAVE!

Highrise #2 Floor #26 - Hot Summer Nights

Highrise #2 Floor #27 - Try to Remember

Highrise #2 Floor #28 - Rev up for Vegas, Baby!

Highrise #2 Floor #29 - He's Smokin'!

Highrise #2 Floor #30 - It's Gerry's Birthday Party

Yes! This is our GALS Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.”

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.”

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”).

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.”

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Susan~Sporran

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*decorates ever so inno...DECORATES*

Awwww.....

*Contemplates posting this in another thread too*

Hmmmmmmm............. :cunning:

Hugs all around, missed you like crazy! :wave:

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New thread already. Threads fly man threads fly!

Cassie

I know, I know...I try to hang on for dear life, but keep falling off! Still, I'll keep trying...and after that video, man, do I feel STUPID..and if that's stupid, then BRING IT ONNN!! :heat::bonk:
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Eva Mari! {{tackles with big squishy hugs}}...welcome back. I hope you had a great time with the grandbabies (oh yeah, and the kids...lol) hummmm...love that video!

Suzie and DK, you have beautiful cats! My little girl looks so homely compared to your high bred kitties....but urm, I think I'll stick with the one I got. :lol: That is unless you want her Mel! Mel? would you like this cute wittle kitty? huh? huh?

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I was suppose to have B2 tomorrow...but with this head cold I have I had to call my son and tell him not to come (I don't want to give my grandbaby my cold.... :tissues::tissues::tissues:) ...but now I'm so bummed...

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love to all,

Sue

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Hey all!

Alison, tis true... I do have a new job! Thanks luv!

I miss my GALS during the day... my last job I was able to be online throughout the day, but my current job... not so much. My last job, almost everything was done on my computer, but this job isn't like that. I don't have a computer that's assigned to me, there are about five of us that use two computers. Well, soon that number will dwindle to three or four, but still, they're quite public, so no GALS or even email time for me. *sniff* At least I have the internet at home now!

Mmmmmmm.... those PSILY pics... and such a perfect title for this floor, Sporran! :claphands:

*hugs* to all those under the weather!

~Mel

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*sniff* Mell, We'll miss ye during the daylight hours...

Seriously, Kids... I can't WAIT for PSILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and guess what... My husband has a girlfriend!!! (We're seperated and divorcing, no worries) I just felt I needed to share. :lol:

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Mel, We'll miss your daylight banter but we are so excited for your new job! :yippee: :yippee:

We'll catch you during the vampire hours. :mopboydracula: :draculaicon:

Lish - :boink: to a certain person is all I can say. Well and :push: too. :swear:

:hugs: to you for being such a super awesome mom!!

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Mel, We'll miss your daylight banter but we are so excited for your new job! :yippee: :yippee:

Lish - :boink: to a certain person is all I can say. Well and :push: too. :swear:

:hugs: to you for being such a super awesome mom!!

Yes, Mel, you will be greatly missed during daylight hours around here...but good to hear you have access in the evenings!

Lish, like I mentioned in another thread, I've been out of the loop quite a bit lately so I wasn't aware you were having problems..and that saddens me to hear, but if it's for the best then I WISH you the very best; just remember this..."The best revenge is living well..." I have no idea who actually said that, but it's a quote that always impressed me with its wisdom. I'll certainly keep you and your little one in my prayers..

Nitey-nite, ALL!

Alison

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WOW, Gals! I feel sooo great! I just sang a solo for a benefit concert that my choir did, and apparently I was wonderful! I don't really have any recollection of it at all. I mean, I remember singing, but I don't know how I did, and I don't remember what I thought while I was singing. *shrug* But apparently I was amazing amazing, and it feels so GREAT!!
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Sweet, Amber!!! So happy for ya!

Thanks, ladies... I'm actually a little bit glad. He even took his profile down off PlentyOfFish, so it must be serious. He still hasn't told me yet.

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Happy Friday ladies!!!!! The weekend is finally here (well in 3 1/2 hrs. but very close) WAHOO!!!! They're predicting bad weather here in ole Chicago so I'm going grocery shopping tonight so that I have my goodies just in case I don't want to leave tomorrow.

Lish - Things happen for a reason and me thinks you will be the one who comes out on top. Keep your chin up and never let anyone see you down. You have a gorgeous little man in your life to entertain. He thinks you're #1 and that's all that matters.

Oi, I'm still fighting this bronchitis and it's driving me nuts. I'm like going around undercover asking people to hook a girl up w/some meds. I work here at Abbott and there are LOTS of drugs floating around as samples. Of course you can get fired if you're caught using any of the samples so I'm being very undercover. :lol: Everybody does it but you just don't talk about it. We get all of our meds for free, but my doc won't give me a prescription so I'm almost forced to go deep undercover. I feel like I should be in black w/some shades or something handing out a $20. Hopefully my contact will get back to me before I leave. Oi!

You ladies have a great weekend. Stay warm...

Cassie

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Hi Gals

How is everyone?

I am doing well! 13 Weeks and starting to show already. Yikes! I have to post a pic so you can all have a good laugh. :rotflmao:

Are we down to 20 days for PSILY. I finally saw the trailer on TV last night. It had Gerry in it. I would have had to have a little talk with someone if it did'nt. :tantrum: :grrr2:

I hope all is well with everyone. I am just so darn tired right now. Nap time zzzzzzzzzz

Sue, how are you feeling? Gerry lunch soon! That means you too Jill.

I got my copy of Jewel of the Sahara, hee hee hee. Silly movie. Even when he fooks a camel he is still so darn fine. Yummy :JOTS: :behave:

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:funnyabove: Donna that was funny...Are we already in a new thread? Damn!!!!

Paige :wave:

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Too funny, DonnaKat! I just found the 'Cheezburger' site this week -- my TDs showed me.

Hey, I hope the situation with your own kitty is better. We had to make the tough choice with one of our cats years ago -- not a happy thing.

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Hey Welcome, Ainaran!!

Thanks all... I miss it during the day! *sniff* But it's all good, since I do have access at home!

I had a scratchy throat yesterday, and woke up this morning with it sore... *blast* I hope I feel better by Monday...

Donna, that picture's hilarious!!

Jobella, hooray for little ones! My next nibling (niece or nephew) should be born in just a few days!! :yippee:

Lish, big OY about your soon-to-be-ex... whoever she is, she's welcome to deal with all his CRAP. :hug99: I'm so very glad you got out of that situation, luv.

Amber, Way to Go on your solo!! :claphands: w00t!!

Loves to all!

~Mel

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Mel I hope you feel better. I wish I could do something for you like send the good Dr. Butler your way but right now he is ummmm experimenting with me and Jyrki at the moment :rotflmao:

I hope everyone had fun at MovieChat last night since I could not get in and was pretty mad about it. Dont worry I wont be mad for awhile. And right now I have a gutter mind so I best leave before I get myself into trouble.

Paige :wave:

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I'm sorry ....I didn't read cause ..well I'm in a hurry as usual but I had to jump on really quick just to say OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! Just saw the longest promo yet and all gerry and Hil for PSILY on the Food Network Channel!! Yup! On the Food Network Channel! I think they figure a lot of women watch this and of course they are gearing towards a female audience!! All I can say is .....OMG!

:D Fran

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Hello my GALS. My son Brandon and his girlfriend, Krystal, are attending her high school Christmas Ball tonight! I'm so excited. My son looks amazing. He's wearing a white tux - all white and a black tie and hankie thingy. I will get pictures and show you guys later tonight. The two couples (Krystal's best friend and her date) are meeting here very soon!! I'm so excited. I only have boys and neither of them ever wanted to go to any of their own dances (next year is my youngest son's senior year, so there's still hope), so I live vicariously through Krystal (they've been together for a year and a half).

I made my best friend watch Dear Frankie last night. She liked it. She even said Gerry did look good. :-) And of course she's right. My favorite . . .

Hugs and love everyone!!! They're on their way!

Lisa

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Ahhh Lisa, I remember those days with my son Bryan....special times indeed!

Can't wait to see the pictures!

hugs,

Sue

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Awww, they just left. They're going to Denny's for dinner (isn't that funny??) first and then off to the dance.

Here are the pics (sorry there's so many; I'm so proud!):

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This is my 19 year old son, Brandon. He'll be 20 in February. He looks so handsome!!!!

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That is me in the middle and Brandon and Krystal. I'm not really that fat (right, Susan? Please tell me I'm not that fat!?)

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Just me and my boy . . . sigh . . .

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The girls - Krystal and her best friend Ashley.

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And the boys - Brandon and his friend Jesus (isn't this funny?! I made them do that.)

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Brandon and Krystal. I wanted to cry. All I could think of was wedding pictures down the line. *sniff*

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The whole gang.

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Brandon and Krystal

Thank you guys for indulging me. I am so proud of my kids (both Brandon and Krystal). They've really stuck things out, and they are very much in love. It's awesome. She lives at my house 4-5 nights a week, but hey, whatever. At least I know where they are!

Hugs and love!!

Lisa

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AAAAWWWWW Lisa, beautiful kids!! You have every right to be a proud Mom.... Good for you!

Thanks for sharing your happy times with us.

:wave: Fran

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:hello:

OK so don't die of surprise but here is Cat finally getting a few minutes to get online and post :wave: .

I have missed you all but I think of you every day :hearts: . I have had just enough time over the past six weeks to keep up with Gerry news and am looking forward to the release of PSILU on 26 December. However, I won't be able to see it until I return from visiting my son and grandsons in Queensland as I am driving up (over 1500 kms each way) and it's a two day trip. Will be gone until New Year but then....... at least as many sessions as I can get in. Have a couple of free tickets so will use them first :dance:

As for me, well work life has been hectic but wonderful. Am loving all the challenges of developing IT applications and running a large development team. Also have one large project where I have to organise senior executives and negotiators who will deal with external agencies to obtain data exchange. That one is a bit tough but heaps of fun. Lots of travel coming up around Australia.

I did attend the Australian GB.Net con last month and had a ball. My hubby came along and he also had a good time. Ain't it grand to have a partner that understands this obsession :claphands:

Still coming to Vegas so if you don't see me posting here it's not because I've left but just a bit busy :bonk: . It's hard to come work on the computer when I've been doing that and holding meetings all week. At the weekends the best I can do to get out of my chair is to have a round of golf. Actually getting a bit better at the game too :D .

So, that's what's up with moi. Hope you are all well but if not believe me I am sending good vibes to all of you.

Lots of big hugs :hugsnkisses:

Cat

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