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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (GALS) continued


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WELCOME to the 39th floor of the 2nd highrise of our clinic! We only have 30 floors to go to reach 69 again!

Well, it really isn't cold here right now but it seems that many parts of the world are still in the throws of winter so let this be a floor to help warm you up with all the red-hotness of a certain Scot.

Here are just a few pictures to start warming things up![

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For those new to our clinic you can find our previously erected floors below:

Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #1

Highrise #2 Floor #1-A Strong Foundation

Highrise #2 Floor #2 - FALL is the season

Highrise #2 Floor #3 - The POWER of 3

Highrise #2 Floor #4 - Four on the Floor - Road Trip

Highrise #2 Floor #5 - Happy, Happy Birthday Baby

Highrise #2 Floor #6 - A Verrra Charming Bad Boy!

Highrise #2 Floor #7 - Deck the Halls

Highrise #2 Floor #8 - Hugs for the Holidays

Highrise #2 Floor #9 - 2007 Let's Make it FINE

Highrise #2 Floor #10 - He IS a 10 indeed!

Highrise #2 Floor #11 - The Power Number

Highrise #2 Floor #12 - Fit to be King

Highrise #2 Floor #13 - ALREADY a sex symbol

Highrise #2 Floor #14 - 300 Rush Week

Highrise #2, Floor #15 - Prepare for Glory

Highrise #2, Floor #16 - They got the JUICE

Highrise #2, Floor #17 - April Showers

Highrise #2, Floor #18 - A PHENOM

Highrise #2 Floor #19 - Award-worthy

Highrise #2 Floor #20 - It's Raining Roles!

Highrise #2 Floor #21 - Convention Decompression

Highrise #2 Floor #22 - GALS turns Terrific TWO

Highrise #2 Floor #23 - GALS turns Two Part Deux

Highrise #2 Floor #24 - Let's get SHATTERED

Highrise #2 Floor #25 - We're having a HEAT WAVE!

Highrise #2 Floor #26 - Hot Summer Nights

Highrise #2 Floor #27 - Try to Remember

Highrise #2 Floor #28 - Rev up for Vegas, Baby!

Highrise #2 Floor #29 - He's Smokin'!

Highrise #2 Floor #30 - It's Gerry's Birthday Party

Highrise #2 Floor #31 - P.S. I Love Gerry!

Highrise #2 Floor #32 - P.S. I STILL Love Gerry!

Highrise #2 Floor #33 - 2008 is gonna be GREAT!

Highrise #2 Floor #34 - HELLO, Gorgeous

Highrise #2 Floor #35 - HELLO Again, Gorgeous!

Highrise #2 Floor 36-The Art of Gerry

Highrise #2 Floor #37 - Interior Decorating

Highrise #2 Floor #38 - Attila the Hunk

Yes! This is our GALS Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.”

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.”

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”).

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.”

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:hugs:

Susan~Sporran

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SSSSSSSSSSSTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!! :lol:

been waiting forever...

Editet to shorten my mad streakin' a bit.... :blush:

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:wave: Bye all, - wanted to put in Anna's guardian angel again. Thank you, Anna! :wub:

And thanks for all the hugs and your friendships, gals! You rock!

Hugs from Eva Mari :inlove:

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Good evening GALS... I have a quick assignment for you all. I am having to do a perspective/stereotyping speech and present a poster of all the things people and myself stereotype me as. And so the question I have for you is what do you ladies see me as?

Anyways I am doing somewhat a little bit better. *Just hoping that I get physically get sick or else I am going to be crazy in my school if I dont stay out for awhile.* Just still a little sick in the emotional stage and worrying about tomorrow.

Gahhhhh I have to read a chapter for Physics and I really hate science...period although I will have to deal with it..especially at the job I am hoping to pursue. Anyways I have to leave for now. Hope you ladies have fun but not to much fun.

Paige :wave:

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Paige, I see you as the sweetest punk rocker I've ever known!!! (that I loves) how's that?

Very hot in here! Especially those Beo gifs OMG :pant::heat: :tasty:

EM, I'm going to miss you so much!!!! I just talked to Bryan and he hasn't gotten his computer hooked up so I'm going to be off line until Monday night or Tuesday too :tissues:

hugs to all on this new floor of ours!

love,

Sue

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Paige, you are a kind, caring -- and, yes, COOL -- young woman with punk rock inclinations. I perceive you as a non-conformist and a unique soul.

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I am not just saying this but in those pics in the car, he really reminds me of my hubby Marc. :heat:

Good thing I cant ovulate right now! :rotflmao: Same hair, facial hair, green eyes and arms :tasty:

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boy this floor is HOT tonight!!!! I have to brag. My granddaughter who belongs to GALS Autumn breeze Hannah just got put in the 2008 National Academy yearbook whos who in mathematics. is eligible for 1 of 400 cash grants and a 10.000 founders award. I am so proud of her.

its chilly here tonight and I am going in the shower to get warm although all I need to do is see these pics again and I will be Hot. wow Love them ya'll have a good night. Pagie lu lu lots Gerry Dreams all Raina Snow Betts :wave:

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Oh my Lord! Thank you for the Wulfie extras. I know, not new - but this is my first time back in here for a while. :tasty: :tasty: Heck, I'll take him in tighty whities . . . actually, I'd like to take him OUT of his tighty whities . . . :pant:

Paige, sweetie, you are sweet and sensitive with a huge heart.

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Paige I see you as sensitive, somewhat punk with goth mixed in, striving to be your own person, not wanting to be a conformist, gentle and an animal lover.

Sue and EM we will miss you!

Jobella - you lucky, lucky GAL having such a hunky guy right there at home. No wonder you are pregnant again!!! Heck, a guy like that could probably make me ovulate and I'm a few years past that being a possiblity!!

I am going home now - this cold is kicking my butt and our new Accounting package is pessing me off since I can't seem to get any answers I need from it!!!! Besides the new Survivor starts tonight and I don't want to miss it.

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Paige, I think you have one side that is very traditional, and you like the feeling of security. On the other hand, I think you have another side that wants to try new, daring things, and that side of you is attracted to edgier people and experiences. I think you are very sensitive, and I think you thrive on love and affection from others.

Swannie

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Jobella not bad!!! :heat: you are a lucky girl!

Swannie I think you just gave a real precise describtion of Paige! I don't really know her to well yet, but that sounds about right...

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*laughs at Donna's pictures* :rotflmao:

Well good morning ladies...thank you for the words that you have described me. I feel that I have enough but you know..the more the better my grade might be...and plus the posterboard is HUGE!!! And happy Friday to you all. And yes I am a little better but still have some downsides. So this morning I decided to share some lovely videos with yall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2AzCGk-3pk because next month on the 31st is the anniversary of Brandon Lee's death.

Paige :wave:

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JO JO, I haven't seen you around in so long..HOW'VE YOU BEEN?

Paige I totally remember when Brandon died, such a sad sad story.

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Donna, I loved the kitty pictures. Right now my Aurora wants to gallivant on the inside stairway, but it's too cold to open my apartment door. The expression on her little face is so pitiful that I just invited her to sit next to my mousepad, which she enjoys immensely. And Zoey is curled up on a throw pillow that was tossed to the floor last night; it's her newest habit. Cats (and dogs) are great company, aren't they?

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On my way out the door and had to check in one last time to say :wave: hi and bye...

OMG...the new pics of our man are to die for: (don't forget to click)

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You all :behave: while I'm gone (yeah right!) :rotflmao:

hugs,

Sue

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