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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (GALS) continued

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WELCOME to the 43nd floor of the 2nd highrise of our clinic! We only have 26 floors to go to reach 69 again!

Thanks for getting the new floor opened, Alice.

Gerry should be in Hawaii now (or very soon) for the Nim's Island junket so I figured we should build a floor with a tropical theme. A bit Hawaiian, a bit Nim's Island, alot hot! So we can talk about Captain Jack (Crusoe, not Sparrow) and his cargo shorts, we can talk about Gerry and his swim trunks, anything that floats your boat (pun intended).[

For those new to our clinic you can find our previously erected floors below:

Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #1

Highrise #2 Floor #1-A Strong Foundation

Highrise #2 Floor #2 - FALL is the season

Highrise #2 Floor #3 - The POWER of 3

Highrise #2 Floor #4 - Four on the Floor - Road Trip

Highrise #2 Floor #5 - Happy, Happy Birthday Baby

Highrise #2 Floor #6 - A Verrra Charming Bad Boy!

Highrise #2 Floor #7 - Deck the Halls

Highrise #2 Floor #8 - Hugs for the Holidays

Highrise #2 Floor #9 - 2007 Let's Make it FINE

Highrise #2 Floor #10 - He IS a 10 indeed!

Highrise #2 Floor #11 - The Power Number

Highrise #2 Floor #12 - Fit to be King

Highrise #2 Floor #13 - ALREADY a sex symbol

Highrise #2 Floor #14 - 300 Rush Week

Highrise #2, Floor #15 - Prepare for Glory

Highrise #2, Floor #16 - They got the JUICE

Highrise #2, Floor #17 - April Showers

Highrise #2, Floor #18 - A PHENOM

Highrise #2 Floor #19 - Award-worthy

Highrise #2 Floor #20 - It's Raining Roles!

Highrise #2 Floor #21 - Convention Decompression

Highrise #2 Floor #22 - GALS turns Terrific TWO

Highrise #2 Floor #23 - GALS turns Two Part Deux

Highrise #2 Floor #24 - Let's get SHATTERED

Highrise #2 Floor #25 - We're having a HEAT WAVE!

Highrise #2 Floor #26 - Hot Summer Nights

Highrise #2 Floor #27 - Try to Remember

Highrise #2 Floor #28 - Rev up for Vegas, Baby!

Highrise #2 Floor #29 - He's Smokin'!

Highrise #2 Floor #30 - It's Gerry's Birthday Party

Highrise #2 Floor #31 - P.S. I Love Gerry!

Highrise #2 Floor #32 - P.S. I STILL Love Gerry!

Highrise #2 Floor #33 - 2008 is gonna be GREAT!

Highrise #2 Floor #34 - HELLO, Gorgeous

Highrise #2 Floor #35 - HELLO Again, Gorgeous!

Highrise #2 Floor 36-The Art of Gerry

Highrise #2 Floor #37 - Interior Decorating

Highrise #2 Floor #38 - Attila the Hunk

Highrise #2 Floor #39 - Come in from the Cold

Highrise #2 Floor #40 - Come in from the Cold again

Highrise #2 Floor #41 - Viva Las Vegas

Highrise #2 Floor #42 - My Hero

Yes! This is our GALS Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.”

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.”

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”).

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.”

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:hugs:

Susan~Sporran

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Guest greyeyegoddess

I just opened and closed threads. I'll have Susan give a theme.

~alice

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Then technically I'm first. WAHOO!!!!

Cassie

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:tantrum: I couldn't get into my photobucket so I could post some nice summer pics of Gerry!

Another floor :pointy:

Congratulations Cassie...a baby girl...you'll LOVE having a daughter...I know you will.

hugs,

Sue

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Guest greyeyegoddess

Then technically I'm first. WAHOO!!!!

Cassie

lol! Yes you are, Cassie!

Man, what I wouldn't do to be somewhere warm right now...with G-man! :wuv:

~alice

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Maybe those will help Alice...

hugs,

Sue

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Yet again, my eyes go right where they shouldnt go. :swoon:

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Here's my contribution.....WELCOME TO MY ISLAND!! :drool1:

ALOHA, Fran had to thumbnail it so you know what to do!!!!

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Ah, Gerry all in white...almost as good as Gerry dressed all in black. :wuv: Thanks, Sue for those pics and thanks for my special hug. I'm feeling better now and even made up with my husband. :angelnot:

Alright my contribution to the theme. Picture this: sand, sun and Gerry, soft-ocean breezes blowing... [gone to my happy place].

Not as good as pictures, but I'm so computer challenged I don't know how to make thumbnails. Where do I go to learn that, galfriends?

Cassie, I trust everything else was normal on the U/S today? Girls really aren't that bad until they get to be teenagers. :cheeky:

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Boy! I'm pooped! Yesterday was my daughter's 22nd birthday and her dad and I took her out for a nice dinner. I didn't get to bed until midnight--darn daylight savings time! I keep feeling like it's earlier than it really is! I had to get up at 5:00 to go to work! Did a 12hr shift at the hospital. I'm going to bed early tonight because I have to go in for another 12hr shift tomorrow.

Sue-thanks for those :yummy: pictures! A great way to end a busy day!

Cassie-Congratulations! A little girl is a precious gift! My daughter has been the joy of my life! And we didn't even kill each other during her teen years! :D and she puts up with all my Gerry madness! She's coming to Vegas with us this time!

Suzie-hope your visit to the dentist went ok today!

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Posted ImageCassie, on your baby girl!!! I know you wanted a boy but you'll find girls are fun, I have 5 girls.

Anna, thanks for my eye opener this morning.Nice way to start my day. :wuv:

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That's true...some teenaged girls are a lot of fun and a source of joy. It all depends on how you raise 'em, and even though I can't claim that my parents were exemplary, I was a pretty nice girl from most accounts and memories. I had my issues but I never caused trouble. I was mature but, yes, I could be giggly and goofy at times. Kinda normal, no?

My friend Lucy has an awesome relationship with her teenaged daughter; they are respectful of each other, and Lucy knows that Elizabeth is a great kid...very funny, studious and sweet. Of course there are days when they want to strangle each other but I think that's standard for every relationship, no matter how healthy and positive it is.

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[Please help me out with the Rover-Pack charity!! :wuv:

I need people to vote on a name for the doll!!

There are photos of the doll up in the Rover-Pack thread in the GCF thread.

Thanks!!

:kiss:

Bells

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Hi Gals. :wave: Congrats, Cassie. I hope you and bub are both healthy.

I'll have a look Bells.

Well, my Haiwaii contribution. Never been there but I will modify my Greek Island fantasy. Lying on the beach with the warmth of the sun and smell of the salt air. Someone has to put my sun lotion on so gently he rubs it into my warm skin. This sends shivers down my spine. He kisses me on the back.

He's not wearing a shirt but shorts. Not fond of budgie smugglers.

Can't go any further.

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:funnyup: Ha Ha she said Budgie Smugglers!!

*walks away scratching head...what ta Hell are Budgie Smugglers anyway*

Sweet Gerry Dreams my Galfriends...Fran

Had to post my new sig BTW...I've made so many over the past couple of weeks thought I needed a change!.. :kiss:

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Frannie, I am sooo glad to know you don't know what a budgie smuggler is (cause I don't have a clue either)...

Charlie, is this the guy putting that sun lotion on? :yummy:

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(cause if it was.... :tantrum::tantrum::tantrum: give him back!!!!) :kiss:

hugs,

Sue

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Hey Yeah that was the guy...you know him too? Hot Stuff Hey...he rocks my boat. Hee hee.

Seumus mentioned Banana Hammock? Speedos?

Fat chance I'm giving him back. We may have to settle this with a :pillowfight:

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Cassie, CONGRATULATIONS on your new baby girl. They're wonderful! I have two girls, both teens now, and despite the normal quarrels and fusses, I love being their mom.

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Awww...Cassie, a boy and a girl...how perfect!

Have you all seen the beach commercial with the song, "Islands in the sun, we'll be playing having fun". My favorite beachy time song.

~alice

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Budgie smuggler...does that have anything to do with parakeets? :confused:

Congratulations, Cassie! A baby girl!!!!

Today is my last day in prison on my job. As of 10am I'm officially 'released', and will be freed from the confines of the barbed wire fence (yes, we have barbed wire fences around our buildings...really, we do).

I don't plan on doing a dang thing today. They better have some sort of going away thing for me too. So far, one co-worker took me out to lunch with her own money, but the rest of them haven't even gotten me a card. The manager didn't even congratulate me (I think he's po'd). Maybe they'll do something today, but they're really running out of time. Oh well...if they don't, good riddance to the lot of them. Free....free as a bird....gonna fly away....and poop on their heads.... :D

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I've been laid up with migraines all week, so I haven't been around much. It has been a bad week for my family. My favorite sister's son, Mychal, tried to commit suicide... and we are all just reeling. He is 22, and has just been diagnosed with being bi-polar. There are other factors too, but needless to say, my poor sister is beside herself with fear and worry.

Please keep my sister and her family in your thoughts.

Swannie

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How awful, Swannie! Prayers and thinking of you and your sister's family! *Hugs Swannie*

Donna, - you made it! Soon this will be a bad memory only! :pointy:

Cassie, - again congratulations! Left you some images and quotes in the "Guess what"-thread. And to spare your poor head , - here is merely a link to the wrapped in diaper-trainwreck: http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z59/mar...eiekaken010.jpg

For the peeps with a stomach for frills and pink there will be more images in the "Wee"-thread ;)

Hugs all around from me, - going away tomorrow for 2 weeks. I'm really too busy to be here but as you all know I'm SOOO addicted... :wave:

Hugs from Eva Mari :wuv:

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E.M! You are NOT allowed to leave for two whole weeks! What am I going to do without you?(lol).

DK....I'm so happy for you. Enjoy the weekend because you deserve it!

Man....I can't wait for my day off.

:wave:

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*Should be PM'ing but cannot.leave.thread. *Pants , - and faints*

*After a cold shower* :thankyou: for that image, Pil!!! *Keeps staring*

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Hi Swannie, Yes I will. My son suffers from depression and has exasperated by smoking M. Theres no talking to him and he threatens the same thing. He still drinks and is not cosistent with his meds. He still talks with me though which is a bonus. I'm thinking of you with those migraines too. :hug:

EM Have fun...take care. Talk to you when you get back.

DKat. Poo Poo on them! Yes it looks like a parakeet stuck in a mans bathers. The bird must be dead as you wouldn't want it to nip at anything. Hee hee We call them Budgerigars - like Peedy in Dumber & Dumber.

Hi Pil...everyday should be a holiday...on a island alone with you-know-who? :whome2:

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