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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (continued)


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WELCOME to the 48th floor of the 2nd highrise of our clinic! We only have 21 floors to go to reach 69 again!

As a fan of musicals I was inspired by a song from "Camelot" which gave me the perfect title for this floor - "The Lusty Month of May". Afterall we have the DVD release of PSILY today, Nim's Island playing in theaters around the world, and Gerry filming "The Ugly Truth" - what a plethora of Gerry to inspire our lusting right now! We hardly need a special month for the lusty feelings we may experience here at GALS - but the song lyrics so apply - for those not familiar with them: "Tra la! It's May! The lusty month of May! That lovely month when ev'ryone goes blissfully astray. ..."

For those new to our clinic you can find our previously erected floors below:

Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #1

Highrise #2 Floor #1-A Strong Foundation

Highrise #2 Floor #2 - FALL is the season

Highrise #2 Floor #3 - The POWER of 3

Highrise #2 Floor #4 - Four on the Floor - Road Trip

Highrise #2 Floor #5 - Happy, Happy Birthday Baby

Highrise #2 Floor #6 - A Verrra Charming Bad Boy!

Highrise #2 Floor #7 - Deck the Halls

Highrise #2 Floor #8 - Hugs for the Holidays

Highrise #2 Floor #9 - 2007 Let's Make it FINE

Highrise #2 Floor #10 - He IS a 10 indeed!

Highrise #2 Floor #11 - The Power Number

Highrise #2 Floor #12 - Fit to be King

Highrise #2 Floor #13 - ALREADY a sex symbol

Highrise #2 Floor #14 - 300 Rush Week

Highrise #2, Floor #15 - Prepare for Glory

Highrise #2, Floor #16 - They got the JUICE

Highrise #2, Floor #17 - April Showers

Highrise #2, Floor #18 - A PHENOM

Highrise #2 Floor #19 - Award-worthy

Highrise #2 Floor #20 - It's Raining Roles!

Highrise #2 Floor #21 - Convention Decompression

Highrise #2 Floor #22 - GALS turns Terrific TWO

Highrise #2 Floor #23 - GALS turns Two Part Deux

Highrise #2 Floor #24 - Let's get SHATTERED

Highrise #2 Floor #25 - We're having a HEAT WAVE!

Highrise #2 Floor #26 - Hot Summer Nights

Highrise #2 Floor #27 - Try to Remember

Highrise #2 Floor #28 - Rev up for Vegas, Baby!

Highrise #2 Floor #29 - He's Smokin'!

Highrise #2 Floor #30 - It's Gerry's Birthday Party

Highrise #2 Floor #31 - P.S. I Love Gerry!

Highrise #2 Floor #32 - P.S. I STILL Love Gerry!

Highrise #2 Floor #33 - 2008 is gonna be GREAT!

Highrise #2 Floor #34 - HELLO, Gorgeous

Highrise #2 Floor #35 - HELLO Again, Gorgeous!

Highrise #2 Floor 36-The Art of Gerry

Highrise #2 Floor #37 - Interior Decorating

Highrise #2 Floor #38 - Attila the Hunk

Highrise #2 Floor #39 - Come in from the Cold

Highrise #2 Floor #40 - Come in from the Cold again

Highrise #2 Floor #41 - Viva Las Vegas

Highrise #2 Floor #42 - My Hero

Highrise #2 Floor #43 - Tropical Breezes

Highrise #2 Floor #44 - Spring in his step

Highrise #2 Floor #45 - Deserted Island Fantasy

Highrise #2 Floor #46 - Weather GALS

Highrise #2 Floor #47 - The Beautiful Truth

Yes! This is our GALS Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.”

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.”

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”).

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.”

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Susan~Sporran

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Yay for you Elissa....

and Susan...rub it in why don't you!!! :lalala: I'm off to get a copy tomorrow even before the mail man delivers!!!! lol

hugs,

Sue

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I got my copy this morning. I have allready watched it twice now and I want to watch more. lol

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I just got an email notification from Amazon that they are "trying to obtain" PSILY and did I still want it? If so, they would try to get it to me by JUNE 6! :tantrum: I preorded this from them, now they can't deliver it! I canceled the order. I'm going to Target!

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LOL! Elissa, that is very irritating. I'm going to Wal Mart after work today and pic up my copy. I'll probably be in a G induced haze for a few hours as I have yet to see it.

SUE....I LOVE YOUR SIGGY!

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Elissa, I'm thinking we are off to Target on our "Gerry Day Out" today????

Suzie

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Elissa, I'm thinking we are off to Target on our "Gerry Day Out" today????

Suzie

I'm thinking before we have lunch we swing by Target! And Walmart is next door in case Target is sold out! :funnyface:

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Good Morning Ladies!

It is sooooo nice to be back online! I finally got the sling off my arm (7 loooong weeks after my surgery) so I can type again! WOOT! I start physical therpay this morning, which I am NOT looking forward to.

I wish I could go pick up a copy of PSILY, but my doc won't let me drive for another few weeks *cries*. Oh well.... soon I hope.

Hope you all are doing well. I have missed every one of you!

Hugs,

Jenn

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WELCOME BACK JENN!!! We sure missed you around here. I hope the PT is not too bad, and that you have a hot, hunky physical therapist.

Elissa - PSILY is $2 cheaper at Wal Mart than it is at Target. OR they also have the 2-fer deal of PSILY with Must Love Dogs for $5 more. I bought 2 of each yesterday (NO they aren't all for me - I already gave one away, and one set is for my mother-in-law for Mother's Day). One of my co-workers stopped at Target after work to buy a copy and they were SOLD OUT! The guy told her the movie was "more popular than we expected" and they hoped to get more copies in today. WOOO HOOO! Seems to me that they'd learn by now that Gerry movies MOVE FAST when they are released.

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Got mine! I'm gonna watch it with mom tonight when she gets home from work.

Guess what... I'M GETTING A PUPPY!!! There is a littler of 3 week old Golden Retrievers I'm going to look at tomorrow and pick one out. Then in a few weeks, he/she will come to live with me! They're AKC registered so I have to pick a good name. I have a few ideas. Thoughts?

Robb's Rory Sheridan (Rory = red, Sheridan = Bright)

Robb's Don Juan (duh... lol)

Robb's Alastair Dempsey (Alastair = Protector of men, Dempsey = proud)

Robb's Fiona MacKenzie (Fiona = fair, MacKenzie = offspring of fair one)

Robb's Princess Fiona (Her father is 'Prince William', Fiona = see above)

Robb's Princess Kenzie (see above, Kenzie = fair one)

Robb's Maisie MacKenzie (Maisie = pearl, MacKenzie = see above)

As you see, I have a problem. I keep getting stuck on the ones with obvious Gerry references. :lol: They're all Scottish in origin. Well duh... hehehe

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Well the UK has to wait until Monday for the PSILY release and I'll get mine in London. I am going down tomorrow to see my sister and to catch Chess at The Royal Albert Hall on Monday. I am so excited as Josh Groban and Idina Menzel are taking the leads and Marti Pellow is in there too - a fine Scotsman if ever there was one. I am lunching it at The Ivy on Saturday so we might see a celeb or 2.

Susan did you see the New York Daily Post - Hugh Jackman might be heading back to Broadway in 09/10 in A Star is Born. Might have to plan a little trip if that's the case.

We are having a heatwave in Scotland at the moment which makes a change.

Hope all you GALS are well.

Moira

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OMG if Hugh does Broadway again I am NOT going to miss it this time!!! Keep me informed. I am SOOOO jealous about you going to see Chess - I absolutely ADORE both Josh Groban and Idina Menzel and to have them together on stage would be heavenly for sure. I want to hear all about it in Vegas, OK?

Lish - I like Robb's Rory Sheridan the best. Can't wait to see pictures of the puppy, they are so adorable. Just know that a male golden retriever can get HUGE. One of my coworkers had one and he was like a small pony!

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OMG if Hugh does Broadway again I am NOT going to miss it this time!!! Keep me informed.

WHAT?!? Hugh is doing Broadway again?? I am sooooo there. I saw The Boy from Oz 3 times. He is so good. Susan.. want to plan a trip to NY??

Hugs,

Jenn

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CAN SOMEBODY please EXPLAIN to me, WHAT IS IT about this man.

I watched Part of my brand new PSILY DVD last night on my laptop, and each time Gerry appears on the screen, the same thing happens. My heart pounds, I can't breathe, I start to cry the moment I see his beautiful face. Those eyes just suck me in and I AM TOAST!!!!!

What does he have.... what does he do, and HOW the fookin hell does he do it?

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Swannie

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OMG if Hugh does Broadway again I am NOT going to miss it this time!!! Keep me informed.

WHAT?!? Hugh is doing Broadway again?? I am sooooo there. I saw The Boy from Oz 3 times. He is so good. Susan.. want to plan a trip to NY??

Hugs,

Jenn

Oh yes, you are on Jenn! As soon as we know when and where I'm all over it!

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CAN SOMEBODY please EXPLAIN to me, WHAT IS IT about this man.

I watched Part of my brand new PSILY DVD last night on my laptop, and each time Gerry appears on the screen, the same thing happens. My heart pounds, I can't breathe, I start to cry the moment I see his beautiful face. Those eyes just suck me in and I AM TOAST!!!!!

What does he have.... what does he do, and HOW the fookin hell does he do it?

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Swannie

I feel your pain, hon. :lol: There are days when I just can't stop looking at him!! Don't know what the hell it is about him, but I sure do love it a lot... Oh, this one drives me wild.... that look.... those eyes....

:thud:

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Holy :fook: it is raining like mad here! We even got hail! I just hope the power doesn't go out.

I got my dvd yesterday at Walmart, but have yet to watch it. :naughty::hide:

Donna: you are so funny!

Swannie: can't explain, need to go take a cold shower. :coldshower:

Luvs,

Mousie

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Suzie and I went by Target today, and I got it! :claphands: Suzie bought one for her mom too. Suzie's blueray version came from Amazon today while I was at her house. We sat down and watched all the deleted scenes and several of our favorite scenes from the movie. I wish there were a director's commentary as to why they deleted the scenes they did.

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CAN SOMEBODY please EXPLAIN to me, WHAT IS IT about this man.

I watched Part of my brand new PSILY DVD last night on my laptop, and each time Gerry appears on the screen, the same thing happens. My heart pounds, I can't breathe, I start to cry the moment I see his beautiful face. Those eyes just suck me in and I AM TOAST!!!!!

What does he have.... what does he do, and HOW the fookin hell does he do it?

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Swannie

Hey GALS,

Swannie let me tell ya hun what it is, it's called MALE MAGNETISM, that primal, sexual existence he has oozing out of his very pores! Hot! It's not something that can be bought and sprayed on and it doesn't come from anything that can be rubbed on, can't be obtained by a doctor's prescription, it just IS! He has it, head to toe! I don't know about ya'll but he drives me crazy!

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