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Silly Messages to Gerry Part 4

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Darn, I have a habit of taking in strays too!

Take them in, dust them off, marry them!

LOL. That got a good laugh out of me, Charlotte.

Dadgum that last one dusted off darn good didn't he? :cunning:

Gerry, Baby he can give you a run for in the hunk dept.

LOL, like I'd ever call Gerry "Baby" in real life.

I'd be like :flee:

Love,

Tracy :kiss:

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Charlotte, I dust my house everyday. If you have found a way to remove dirt permanently. Do share. Because I'll be darned if mine isn't back the next day. So shove him outside for a while then leave him dirty this time. Personally I like mine straight out of the shower. Men not cats errr man not men.

Love.

Tracy

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ROFL Tracy, after a long work day. I needed that. :kiss:

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Personally I like mine straight out of the shower. Men not cats errr man not men.

I love cats and men. Note I said 'men' Tracy, not 'man'. *smirk*

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I've been lax in my rhyming, so here's a rhyming haiku:

my haiku...bless you

i did not sneeze if you please

don't interrupt me

And on that note....

Gerry, would you rather read and immediately understand something, or read something and think you understand it but you're not sure if you do so it becomes a challenge to find an answer you think you think you might understand but you're not sure if you understand or not in the first place?

Things that make you go, "Donna, shut the $%#$ up."

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Personally I like mine straight out of the shower. Men not cats errr man not men.

I love cats and men. Note I said 'men' Tracy, not 'man'. *smirk*

Gal you are naughty at times. :pointy:

and I love ya with all my heart.

Always glad to entertain, Dragoness.

I've been lax in my rhyming, so here's a rhyming haiku:

my haiku...bless you

i did not sneeze if you please

don't interrupt me

And on that note....

Gerry, would you rather read and immediately understand something, or read something and think you understand it but you're not sure if you do so it becomes a challenge to find an answer you think you think you might understand but you're not sure if you understand or not in the first place?

Things that make you go, "Donna, shut the $%#$ up."

Donnakat, ever the extremely hawt intellectual.

Promise I never think about you in any way sexual.

There's you a rhyme.

Hey, Gerry.

Yup, JCMT is crazy, but don't worry she is too chicken to go anywhere so you ain't gonna run up on her talking in 3rd person, Ghettofabulous Redneck self.

Love,

Tracy

Edited by JustCallMeTracy

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Promise I never think about you in any way sexual.

Story of my life. No wait...were you talking to Gerry or me?

Edited by DonnaKat

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Promise I never think about you in any way sexual.

Story of my life. No wait...were you talking to Gerry or me?

You, Love.

I don't go there with Gerry either. Why it would be absolutely ridiculous.

You are sexy as all get out Donna, but you just lack the proper equipment.

Love,

Tracy

By, the way I totally stole your Incredible Hulk Phantom Banner idea, but mine is not South Parky.

Please don't get mad. I made it for my friend April.

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Edited by JustCallMeTracy

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Ha! I love it!

Why on earth would I be mad at you? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And since yours is actually better than mine, I'm going to have to copy you now. :funnyface:

Or maybe I should make a Phantom pirate with a peg leg and a pet monkey. You know, the Phantom should have become a pirate. Not only would they have been much more accepting of his shortcomings, he would have also gotten a lot of booty and buried treasure. He could have used that booty and buried treasure to get himself one big old honkin' organ. I'm not sure his organ would have fit on the ship, though...at least not up above. He could always go down below with it, though...provided it's not too damp. Too much exposure to the dampness would not fare well for his organ. But a little would be okay. With just the right environment and climate, the Phantom's organ would play beautiful music...wouldn't it?

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I am sure Erik's organ will play beautifully no matter the circumstances.

Love,

Tracy :wuv:

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DonnaKat's Inspiring and Reflective Thought for the Day:

Better to be sitting alone, winding down than sitting with a crowd down wind.

Think about it.

Things that make you go "hmmmm..." and then smack the person who said it upside the head.

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*Smacks Donna, - VERRA lovingly of course!*

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I think I just realized why I like pirates to much. There's just something about a boat full of seaman that gets me.

I betcha the Phantom would have made an excellent swimming seaman.

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Dang. I'm spamming my own thread. That's pathetic.

I heard a new pick up line on the radio the other day. It went something like, "I'm going to call you coffee because I like the way you grind". I was like 'oh no you did not just say that to your co-worker DJ lady on the air, dude'. But he did. I wonder if he got a date out of it.

Gerry, I heard you like hats. I like bunnies. What would happen if a hat and a bunny mated and had a baby? Not possible, you say? Well, get a load of this big arse hat.

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Yes, I said arse hat. I love my Mad Hatter hat. It's quickly becoming one with my head. It looks even doubly cool with the glasses, don'tcha think? I should start a bunny and big arsehat fashion line. If I did, would you come model something for me? Except for my big arse hat. You can't have that. It's mine. One with the head. Nope. Not parting with it.

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There was a gal called Charli,

who thought she was cool and narly,

but she ran into a Donna called Kat

and her gay and big ar*e hat.

and ran off screaming on her Harley.

Now thats pathetic.

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I am sorry I haven't been in for a while. I haven't felt clever. Dadgum how clever must one be to come up with a fart joke.

Here's one who's bum farts with the most intensity?

A. The Phantom

B. Leonidas

C. Archie Brown

D. Neil Randall

The answer is Neil Randall, because he is the biggest arse of the 4 characters.

Flippin' cheater! All Erik and Leo ever did was kill people. :lalala:

Just through Archie in cuz he is my current crush. :wuv:

Love,

Tracy :kiss:

P.S. Darn I wish I had a camera where I could pose and be slappin them up in here.

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I hope chainmale makes a comeback... Nowadays it's only chainmail which does nothing for a man.. Or woman...

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I truly HATE it, Tracy! :tantrum: *Runs out of thread as Donna approaches with wet noodle*

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Oh I meant those clothes Gerry wore on Beowulf. I always just delete or throw away chain mail.

Love,

Tracy :kiss:

P.S.I am scared of DonnaKat and no wet noodle. Bring it on! Bring it on, Baby!

Edited by JustCallMeTracy

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You'd be surprised by the crafty ways Donna has with seemingly soft stuff, - a thin appendix soon takes on a life of it's own...

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Bring it, Donna. Bring it! LOL that is easy to say knowing I'll probably never meet her. :wuv:

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Oh, I am SO going to be ready to kick some major arse...just as soon as I quit crying because Charli said my hat was gay. :tissues:

Or is it my arse she thinks is gay?

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