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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (GALS) Continues


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Welcome to Floor #35 of the GALS Support Center - only 34 more floors to go!!

It's the Twelve Nights of Gerry. On the first night of Christmas my Gerry came to me....what did he bring you? On the second night of Christmas my Gerry came to me....

Okay GALS, here’s the deal. You may only post once per day what Gerry’s bringing to you that day. :muahaha: Feel free to comment on every GALS post and to elaborate! (However, the Official Spanker IS alive and well...and he’s making a list and checking it twice, who’s going to be naughty and who will be nice? Sarah = naughty :;): )

What’s it to be? :sleigh2:

Floors 1-16 are under re-construction!

Wet & Wild - Floor #17 (Slippery When Wet!)

Huggie Bear - Kissie Face - Flooor #18

Vanilla Dreams - #Floor 19

How Kinky Can You Get With Gerry From the Neck Up - Floor #20

Gerry in Black - Floor #21

A Treasure Chest of Goodies! - Floor #22

What would YOU do with the Yellow Towel? - Floor #23

The Fruity Floor - Floor #24

Gerry's Feat of Nature - Floor #25

Gerry - The Phantom Lover - Floor #26

Romantic Marek - Marek Madness! - Floor #27

Dracula - Dead and Loving It! - Floor #28

Gerry’s Luxuriously Luscious Locks! - Floor #29

Our Dark Desires - Floor #30

Floor #31 - Kilty Pleasures

Floor #32 - Happy Birthday Gerry!

Floor #33 - Thanksgiving

Floor #34 - I’m Dreaming of a Very Gerry Christmas!

Now back to our Therapy!!!

Yes! This is our NEW Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS.

This group is open to all Tarts and non-Tarts alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GB.net...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.”

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.”

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the Tart next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”).

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.”

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Dr. Em

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OOH!!! I'm first finally!!!

*Does the I love Gerry dance*

On the first night of Christmas Gerry brought to me...

A String.

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Hey Gals,

Just finished catching up on the last floor, regretting my absense!! Sarah got spanked, what did she do? What pic was it? Considering I was partially responsible for asking the question I gotta know? And I'm blaming Sofie, she was extra pervy yesterday and got me going. But either way :claps: Sarah, for mooning the spanker.

Alisha....beautiful poetry.

Um, yeah the emoticons, I really honestly tried to move them to photobucket, but they are in my MSN emoties and I can't figure out how to locate them to move them. A friend transferred them to me, I think I need to consult and expert.

Shopping today, lots of shopping, got quite a bit of my list done, and an awesome pair of Perry Ellis kicks for myself. Got a hair cut and converted one of the girls, gotta email her some Gerry pics and link her to Gals, muahahah!!

Should consider eating soon, I might be around a tiny bit tomorrow, but I don't know yet.

Have a great one

Dawn

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On the first night of Christmas my Gerry brought to me:

A MASK!

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Finally got my decorating almost done! All but the tree. I will try to post some pix of my home later in the week.

Swan

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Hello!

Sofie asked me to post my story...

I'm Metrospace - the one that went bananas on Ebay and simultaneously wiped out the POTO memorabilia and my bank account!!

I posted to GB.net about my intentions for these items, but I'll re-tell it here, as I could use your help.

When the auction first began, I thought I'd just try to get an item or two. I already had a couple of masks from the first auction, and I thought I could have a nice little wall accent. Then, my brain went blammo, and I had this idea that wouldn't it be great to try to keep all of these items together somehow and be able to exhibit them so the fans could see them, and possible raise money for charity. The thought of these items getting spilt up - never to be together again in one place was too much for me to consider.

After discussing this with my sweet, understanding husband, who has always been tolerant of my obsession with Phantom ever since the theatrical version, we decided to try to go for it and get as much as we could.

Who knew the prices would go soooo nuts, though - yikes!!! But once I started, I had to finish it, or it wouldn't be a viable project.

So here we are - items are starting to arrive, we have talked to people who are expert in museum costume handling and care, and now need a place to exhibit.

Oddly enough, we live in Las Vegas - where as some of you may know, they are planning to be the theatrical version next Spring to the Venetian Hotel. How perfect would it be to be able to display it there?? But to do so, I need the help of the fans. If you could write me your thoughts on whether or not this sounds like something you would like to see happen, we could take that to the powers that be to pitch the idea. We really need all of the backup we can get to make sure that we can find a venue to show this exhibit to the public and adoring fans.

So, thanks for listening. Now I better get back to work - I've got a huge credit card bill coming!!

Susan

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WOW metro! That is so freakin’ awesome!

You DO know we are planning the Convention in Vegas for June 9th and 10th as well! OMG! I am so excited!

My vote would be DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!!!!

I’m all tingly inside now just thinking about being able to see all these items on display! June baby!

:hugs:

Dr. Em

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Welcome to GALS Metrospace! I read your story on GB.net and was so pleased at your intent for the items you won. I am sure that some of the fans here on GALS will lend their support in whatever way they can! A GALS convention is in the works for 2006.... to take place in Las Vegas! Who knows what might come of all this!

Hope you enjoy GALS and stop in often. We are all Gerry lovers here, and many of us huge Phantom Phans as well!

Swan

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Metrospace - welcome to GALS - I too saw your story on GB.net and actually posted the link to it that is on here somewhere. I just PM'ed you with my thoughts (which I'd also posted on GB.net) and if there is anything else at all that we can do, individually or as a group, to help make this dream a reality don't hesitate to ask us!

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OK, now to the subject on the floor

On the first day of Christmas my Gerry gave to me a BIG Ger-Bear hug (OK I'm gonna start slow and build up to the more, ummm...GALS-like stuff)

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Posting the sexy Attila yum for the Doc once more!

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How are my GALS tonight!

I'm mighty exhausted tonight!

Worked 11 hours and I am about to fall over! :confused:

Friday I am going to tackle E&C. Missed lots of it!

It will take hours to catch up!

New floor...woo hoo!!

Oooh tomorrow we can start requesting days off for next year!

Going to reserve my June days for Vegas!

Got to get with Stef about that!

Woo hoo!

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Bethy

WOW metro! That is so freakin’ awesome!

You DO know we are planning the Convention in Vegas for June 9th and 10th as well! OMG! I am so excited!

My vote would be DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!!!!

I’m all tingly inside now just thinking about being able to see all these items on display! June baby!

:hugs:

Dr. Em

Yes! Do it!

That really is a great story!

Just thinking about seeing those items makes me..*thud*

Welcome to GALS!!

You definitely belong here!! :;):

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Bethy

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HI GALS!!!!! :dance3:

Great thread idea!

HOT PICS--I like Gerrik bringing the mask b/c it reminds me of when I 1st fell for him.

And, from the already closed thread the Attila pics are not only bringing me BACK (Sarah sarah!! lol) to the "HOT SIDE" I can't say light lol, but, also, making me attila inspired to do more w/ my attila fic so kudos to who posted that was it you becozy, from the last thread? Either way OH MY GOODNESS GREAT SCOTTS that man is mightay FINE!!

:mopboyattila:

I love Attila!

Unlseah the roman bathouse snog beast please!@!!!!!!!!!

Ok!!!

On my 1st Day of Christmas, my Gerry gave to me.........

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And this pic popped into my head while my classmate was giving a presentation tonight ONMG LOL I was just glad this pic didn't pop up when I was doing my tape!! *Whew* I might've freaked lol!!

But, yeah Gerry's bringing me a poolside bit of fun!!!! Or, a cool looking bracelet, whichever ya want it to be!!!

:mopboyattila:

Mask pic you posted is making me totally nostalgic, Swan!!

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Wow, Metrospace, how wonderful are you? I think it is amazing what you are trying to do and I say go for it. I am a huge POTO fan and would love to be able to see what you have displayed. Posted Image

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metrospace

That is wonderful news! I'm with you 100%. Let us know if, when and where we can send emails or letters to show that we fans would like to see this come about.

OMG! I don't know whether to faint, scream with excitement (Whoops, I can't do that. I'm at work!) or wet my panties... Beachie has fainted beside her computer. A GALS Techinian confirms that they are temporarily experiencing technical difficuties with Beachy's connection and will shortly resume service..............................................................a weak signal emerges, Ah, at last, here she is. Beachy are you OK? Please respond gal....! Yes, yes, I'm here. Sorry about that, my GALS decided to :biteme: , but :mopboymarek: came along and took care of me :comfort: I'm feeling fine.... verry fine :mistletoe2: .

Bethy - Big Wave :bounce: Good to see you, luv *TNLW* and hugs.

Linda

a.k.a. Beachie, also known as Beach, Beaches or Beachy

(Stef I like that y ending, you used on my nickname. It's neat!).

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Hi

Metrospace :wave: nice to meet you. Thank you ever so much for what you've done, I'm sure you're beginning to realise how much it means to us. Now finding out you reside in Vegas is SO awesome, thinking we might get to see these items in June, how very cool. So do you need a letter in writing, just an email etc. cause "I WOULD GO AND SEE THEM"

TTYL

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I just won this adorable Scottish Cabbage Patch Doll on eBay!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMEWN%3AIT&rd=1

Isn't she cute?!

On the fifth day of Christmas Gerry gave me to me...

FIVE MINUTES UNDER HIS KILT!

:spinny: :rudolph:

*tackles Beachie* (INLW) Helllloo sweetie!

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Yo gals---

I have a major case of Attila-sitis tonight....oh whoa. The Good Dr and Semmsb will be happy to hear LOL!!!

Got to go attend to washing my hair, it's a chore, but i"ll be back later maybe or tom am before I start my day. I love getting on here, when I can before I start my work day! Makes the day begin with a smile!

You know I think I would just love to make a career out of searching the 'net for pics of hot men, especially Gerry lol. Tonight, this is my muse, my MAN who I hope haunts my dreams....

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Must make pic larger mmmm!

My Gerry survey for tonight: Who is hotter? Dracula:

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Attila :mopboyattila: See above for drooling purposes!!

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For good measure.

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:mopboyerik:

These are the top most beautiful Gerrys if ever there was a list of candidates for that title and I wonder what ya'll think? Who wins in a Sexiest Contest of the 3???

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Well for me.... it is the Phantom, Rush. I can't think of a single fictional character portrayed by an actor that sent me into hormonal orbit! I love Gerry's Dracula and even Atilla, but The Phantom is it for me! Not saying The Stranger or Johnny weren't wonderful sexy men, but when it comes to a man just dripping with sex, it's got to be the Phantom!

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Positively dripping!

Swan

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Tough choice, though I can eliminate Dracula. He is sexy, no doubt about it, but the pasty skin doesn't do it for me. Between Attila and Erik is much tougher. I love how piercing his blue-green eyes are as Attila. I still, to this day, have trouble seeing "Gerry" in Erik. I know it is Gerry, I love the character and the movie and the music and everything about it. I'm a sucker for a guy who sings, but I'm also a sucker for the piercing eyes. OK, make Attila sing for me and you've got a winner winner winner!!!
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Sooo true Sporran I am the same way! A guy that looks like THAT and can sing?!?!

"OK, make Attila sing for me and you've got a winner winner winner!!! "

Sooo true!

And, Swan, the fact that Erik is oozing so much sexuality as he is, why oh WHY didn't Christine choose him?!?

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Christine didn't choose him because she was a silly girl and afraid of all that animal magetism, that raw sexuality that just oozed from every pore of him. Erik needed a REAL woman to appreciate all he had to offer. (jumps up and down yelling CHOOSE ME!! CHOOSE ME!!!)
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Several women? OK - I'm willing to share, not greedy here at all, just want to show him what loving is all about and that I don't care if he has that "imperfection" on his face coz honey I ain't looking for perfection (and somehow I think my eyes will be busy drinking in all the other beautiful and very perfect parts of him anyways!).
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