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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (continued)

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WELCOME to the 56th floor of the 2nd highrise of our clinic! We only have 13 floors to go to reach 69 again!

The last floor ended up with a lot of talk about favorite bands, and some about vampires too. So I thought Music of the Night should be the topic of our new floor - ties into Gerry, bands, vampires and all that good stuff.

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For those new to our clinic you can find our previously erected floors below:

Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #1

Highrise #2 Floor #1-A Strong Foundation

Highrise #2 Floor #2 - FALL is the season

Highrise #2 Floor #3 - The POWER of 3

Highrise #2 Floor #4 - Four on the Floor - Road Trip

Highrise #2 Floor #5 - Happy, Happy Birthday Baby

Highrise #2 Floor #6 - A Verrra Charming Bad Boy!

Highrise #2 Floor #7 - Deck the Halls

Highrise #2 Floor #8 - Hugs for the Holidays

Highrise #2 Floor #9 - 2007 Let's Make it FINE

Highrise #2 Floor #10 - He IS a 10 indeed!

Highrise #2 Floor #11 - The Power Number

Highrise #2 Floor #12 - Fit to be King

Highrise #2 Floor #13 - ALREADY a sex symbol

Highrise #2 Floor #14 - 300 Rush Week

Highrise #2, Floor #15 - Prepare for Glory

Highrise #2, Floor #16 - They got the JUICE

Highrise #2, Floor #17 - April Showers

Highrise #2, Floor #18 - A PHENOM

Highrise #2 Floor #19 - Award-worthy

Highrise #2 Floor #20 - It's Raining Roles!

Highrise #2 Floor #21 - Convention Decompression

Highrise #2 Floor #22 - GALS turns Terrific TWO

Highrise #2 Floor #23 - GALS turns Two Part Deux

Highrise #2 Floor #24 - Let's get SHATTERED

Highrise #2 Floor #25 - We're having a HEAT WAVE!

Highrise #2 Floor #26 - Hot Summer Nights

Highrise #2 Floor #27 - Try to Remember

Highrise #2 Floor #28 - Rev up for Vegas, Baby!

Highrise #2 Floor #29 - He's Smokin'!

Highrise #2 Floor #30 - It's Gerry's Birthday Party

Highrise #2 Floor #31 - P.S. I Love Gerry!

Highrise #2 Floor #32 - P.S. I STILL Love Gerry!

Highrise #2 Floor #33 - 2008 is gonna be GREAT!

Highrise #2 Floor #34 - HELLO, Gorgeous

Highrise #2 Floor #35 - HELLO Again, Gorgeous!

Highrise #2 Floor 36-The Art of Gerry

Highrise #2 Floor #37 - Interior Decorating

Highrise #2 Floor #38 - Attila the Hunk

Highrise #2 Floor #39 - Come in from the Cold

Highrise #2 Floor #40 - Come in from the Cold again

Highrise #2 Floor #41 - Viva Las Vegas

Highrise #2 Floor #42 - My Hero

Highrise #2 Floor #43 - Tropical Breezes

Highrise #2 Floor #44 - Spring in his step

Highrise #2 Floor #45 - Deserted Island Fantasy

Highrise #2 Floor #46 - Weather GALS

Highrise #2 Floor #47 - The Beautiful Truth

Highrise #2 Floor #48 - The Lusty Month of May

Highrise #2 Floor #49 - Still the Lusty Month of May

Highrise #2 Floor #50 - Dance, Dance, Dance

Highrise #2 Floor #51 - Keep On Dancin'

Highrise #2 Floor #52 - Follow Your Purpose

Highrise #2 Floor #53 - GALS turns 3!!

Highrise #2 Floor #54 - GALS turns 3 -The Sequel

Highrise #2 Floor #55 - Summer Lovin'

Yes! This is our GALS Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.”

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.”

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”).

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.”

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:hugs:

Susan~Sporran

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WOOHOO!!! IM FIRST AGAIN!!

Paige :wave:

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Holy guacamole, I'm second ..... :streaker:

Hmmm, 'Music of the Night' theme, let me get back to that one.

*coughs, clears throat, scratches chin, rubs nose*

"Ladies and gentleman, I am not a POTO fan. There, I've said it. I feel better now confessing all.

Hit me hard!"

:duck:

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*Smacks Nay on the behind for saying that.* BAD GAL!! XD

Paige :wave:

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Ah, brilliant theme, Susan! :music::pointy:

~Mel

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*decorates a bit*

Being a catperson would make more sense, right?

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Hi there Everyone,

I have to report that the sun shone all day yesterday, but don't ask me about today as I'm too tired to even look out! My fingers are hovering over the keys as I type but I seem to have little imput as to their function.................Yea, I'm tired again..........but wouldn't have it any other way my dear Galfriends. When you have come so near to losing everything I now relish life, and what is a little fatique compared to the joys of my life.

Wonderful news from Sue about Dan'l, Praise the Good Lord and the power of prayer. :pointy:

Suzie sweetie glad to hear your cough is improving but please take care 'cause we love you, :wuv:

Peggy and Fran, sending prayers too for your Mom. :wuv:

Just decorating Galfriends, and we could have some vids, especially Gerry vids please.

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Dressed up or dressed down,

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Hugs to all,

Anna X

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My contributions.....ahem....

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And last....but CERTAINLY NOT least....Posted Image :cunning:

I hereby decree August sixteenth to be "Red Thighs of Death" Day.

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Beautiful decorations, Anna and Pilar! :love: Here are a few more!

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OMG....Lady Elissa...now that's a beautiful siggy...WOW!

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OMG....Lady Elissa...now that's a beautiful siggy...WOW!

Thanks, Anna! Frannie outdid herself on that one! :D

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:wave: Hi all!

Have had some problems with getting used to Bjørn's computer but am getting there ;)

Have made some siggies and spread around for fun. :lol:

This one was inspired by something Bonnie once wrote that has stayed with me.

I pm'd her with right to snag it IF she likes it

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Hugs from Eva Mari :wuv:

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May I come in here and celebrate with all my sisters!!!!! Yes, the news on Dan'l was miraculous... I have a funny (and yet sad) story to tell regarding the oncologist's appt. yesterday evening. Dan'l oncologist (who also has cancer) is very ill...and is in ICU right now (that's the sad news....so please say a prayer for him)...so our appt for yesterday got changed from 1 pm to 5 pm with another visiting oncologist who is filling in. She (meaning the oncologist) came into the room and I immediately was taken back to the British invasion of the 60's. She was so cute...probably in her late 50's, early 60's...but she was dressed in a "mod" outfit (for those of you who are old enough to remember those...lol). She had on a black leather "John Lennon" cap, white bell bottom pants, red silk blouse (with the big sleeves...remember/) and a black and white checked vest .... BUT SHE LOOKED GREAT~ lol.

Anyway, she comes in and she immediately grabs a piece of paper and starts drawing a "cell" and explaining (with a very thick accent) how cancer affects a cell and why with the type of cancer Dan has and the chemo that he is on we shouldn't expect that the tumors will shrink..but instead that they will "behave" (she went into much more detail but I don't want to bore you all...lol...but that was the main idea she was getting across)...all the while she is telling us this my heart is beating a thousand pumps a second and I'm starting to feel sick that she is preparing us for that fact that the tumors haven't changed....and than she opens up Dan's record and starts reading the CAT Scan report and her eyes got really big...and she says "WELL, all that and it has shrunk...significantly!!!" Posted Image

Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image She was speechless for a few seconds.....so I just wanted to say thank you from the bottom of my heart to all of you for your love and support and most especially your prayers....

And now.....B2 IS ON HIS WAY UP TO SEE HIS GRAMMA TODAY! I mean I am the happiest old lady today!!! lol

AND Ellissa, Frannie did outdo herself on that siggie...

Love and hugs,

Sue (who has to go prepare the house for B2)...

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:woo: Sue, that is fantastic news!

Have a great time with B2! I know you will!

Gee, that doctor's outfit sounds familiar....probably because I used to have one just like it! :lol:

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Summer Wine waiting for me :kiss:

Enjoy the weekend all, - not least you Sue, with B2 and a mending Dan'l!!

Hugs from Eva Mari :wuv:

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OK, I just watched that video EM...and wtf is going on with Nancy Sinatra in that video? Is her head on backwards or what?????????????????? (and no, I have NOT been drinking)..LOL.

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:funnyup: It's her elbow, hon... NOT her.... errr... bossom ;)

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OH! Posted Image well, she still looks strange to me in that video... Posted Image

You have a wonderful weekend too EM...and stay away from too much summer wine...it will give you a headache...lol

hugs,

Sue

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Thank you for looking out for me, - I take one glass only of the white ones, - 1,5 if it is red! :yummy:

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:funnyup: As you know my 'puter crashed so a lot of summerpics gone, - hopefully his sis picked up some chatting to their dad... Bathing Bjørn and all.... :pointy:

ETA: After Bjørn's computer ( :thankyou: Lord for my grrreat son! ) I cannot see my pics on PB, only the text. When I hit edit it does load so that I can see it but that's a verra tiresome way... I know I should remember all the names on said images but we are talking me=scatterbrains...

Anyone with a suggestion as to where the problem is?

Hopefully I'm not so openminded I have gone and lost my brain completely...

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Sue, what wonderful news!! It just goes to show, Posted Image

Big hugs to those who need them and to those who don't as well.....

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