RandomLanda Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I figured a good way to get people to think about going is for us to post some stories from last years CON. There is a story behind this picture above and I can't even begin to tell you incredibly funny it is to me. Some friends and I decided to take a walk to the Wynn. We didn't have anything else to do on that Sunday afternoon. We went into some of the stores and looked around. Did some window shopping. We were just basically having a grand time. Okay,this hotel is absolutely beautiful. I was in awe of the decor so I decided that I wanted to take some pictures. As I hold up my camera, I see someone doing something. I whisper to the person in the photo and her reaction to it says it all. This person had taken some contraband. Little, gold balls! Yes, I said balls. Unscrewed them off the railing and whisked them away. The reason why? Because "he" might have touched them at one point. How many people do you know that would do that? Like I said, this is probably only funny to me but I am still laughing to this day and its almost a year later. So, whats your story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MareksLadyD Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Wow Landa, thats pretty funny, pretty fooking scary actually but funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iliessa Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 *Falls OUT laughing* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That's one way to collect his balls! Priceless! :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heISmyGspot Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I figured a good way to get people to think about going is for us to post some stories from last years CON... How many people do you know that would do that? So, whats your story? OOOOH! OOOOH! OH! I want to play! But, gosh dang it! It's National BEND OVER DAY and I'm tet-deep in paperwork! Will post asap! (GREAT IDEA, Lan!) To answer your question, off the top of my head, I know of one person ... but that's just Bethy being ... well, Bethy. But Bethy wasn't there last year, so that means there's someone else out there matching Bethy's degree of psychoses! ETS: Do you have a better picture of the balls? For as priceless as SIN's expression is, I really want to see the ball that he MAY have touched thereby making it theft-worthy! Man, when the GALS gets ye, it gets ye good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constance Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 OMG, Landa! While just a tad disturbing, it is ROTFLMAO funny that you got this picture! *musing ... wonder what the statute of limitations is on ball filching* You make me sad that I can't come to this year's CON -- you all obviously have a great time. NEXT year, for sure!! Connie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlonde Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 MY favorite memory of 2008 con is the steady wail of "It's Raining Men" on my cell into the wee hours of the morning as updates were sent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heISmyGspot Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 *musing ... wonder what the statute of limitations is on ball filching* That was so good, I had to stop, drop and roll into the photobucket for my "snort": Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Because "he" might have touched them at one point. Uhhhh...that's really scary. And obsessive. MY favorite memory of 2008 con is the steady wail of "It's Raining Men" on my cell into the wee hours of the morning as updates were sent. Yeah and pics of Gutter HOs hoisting one for those of us who couldn't make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomLanda Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Dont make me bring in the videos of people dancing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iliessa Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Because "he" might have touched them at one point. Uhhhh...that's really scary. And obsessive. Oh come on Hobbes, you know you wanna touch the golden balls.....BAHAHAHAHAHAH! *runs back under the pantie line so as not to get thumped.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlonde Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 She can touch 'em as long as she doesn't put them in a jar of formalin on her dresser. Landa? Just how big were the "filched" balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomLanda Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 She can touch 'em as long as she doesn't put them in a jar of formalin on her dresser. Landa? Just how big were the "filched" balls? You all should see my face. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. They were a good size. Enough to fill up your hand with two *snort* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heISmyGspot Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Sooooo... you're sayin' definitely more than a mouthful, though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlonde Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Ooooh! *clamps hand over big mouth* Can't think of PG 13 version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomLanda Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 AHAHAHAHA Neither can I. I was sitting here thinking. Yall don't smell that smoke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heISmyGspot Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 *giggling uncontrollably* 15 posts to totally take this thread down to the gutter. Tsk. Tsk. We're off our game! "I'll be back!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacie-in-nebraska Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Well, isn't that a purdy picture of me. *shaking fist at Landa* You wait 'til this year. My camera's going to be pointed at you 24/7. And I forgot all about that happening until you posted. It was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iliessa Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 (edited) Landa, isn't that why they call it the cradle of life? *LOL* Big glowy showy balls... ETS: Stacie that face was PRICELESS!!! Edited April 15, 2009 by Iliessa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellawolfe Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Sooooooo . . . What did happen to the golden balls?? I had almost forgotten about that Landa, your fries will always play center stage since you were the only one with cold fries! Thanks for the reminder. Thinks maybe she should post the "Oscar Lickin' Good" photo! ~Bella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomLanda Posted April 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Ha! Take yo' pictures then! I ain't scurred of you. Bella, dont make me hurt you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacie-in-nebraska Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Oh, oh, oh...post it Bella. Post it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellawolfe Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Oh, oh, oh...post it Bella. Post it! Should we tell the story . . .or let Landa try and explain it away?? ~Bells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellawolfe Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Oscar Lickin' Good!! It's good I'm not sleeping in the same room as you this year Landa -or else I'd be afraid to post this!! ~LOL~ ~Bells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constance Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Stacie, your face is adorable in that pic!! That priceless, priceless pic .... awww, dang it, Bells -- I don't "facebook" so I couldn't see your Oscar Lickin' evidence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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