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I really enjoyed this one...especially the anal probe thing, LOL. It made me giggle :pointy:

During the skit it dawned on me who he looked like. I don't know if any of you are rap fans past or present, but he looked like Pete Nice from 3rd Base,LOL. Pete Nice used to wear a white suit, and had a cane/walking stick and would rap all hunched up, LOL. I always thought he was hot back in the day, LOL...and Gerry reminded me so much of him especially doing those gas faces he was doing, LOL!

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I went on line and found a couple of their videos. They're from the nineties and they don't curse very much....they're nineties boys.

Prime Minister Pete Nice is the guy in the suit....if you look around thirty seconds you can see how he's all bent over an moving his hands the way Gerry was the other night. There is a video with him wearing a white suit, but I can't effin think of it.....then if you go to around 1:20 you get more of him and the walking stick!

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Old school rap,

a-taking me back,

I see the influence, indeed,

the walking stick, the cigar and suit on Pete Nice,

must have been the seed.

I know don't quit my day job.

Wonder if GB was a fan of 3rd Bass.

If someone can transcribe what Gerry was rapping that would be cool.

Maybe Seth Meyers could do that for us, bwah.

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Old school rap,

a-taking me back,

I see the influence, indeed,

the walking stick, the cigar and suit on Pete Nice,

must have been the seed.

I know don't quit my day job.

Wonder if GB was a fan of 3rd Bass.

If someone can transcribe what Gerry was rapping that would be cool.

Maybe Seth Meyers could do that for us, bwah.

Not sure if you could call what "Pete" was saying a rap, but this is what I caught:

Ahhhh, girl...

I want to take you in a spaceship,

and move into a permanent orbit around Uranus.

I'm gonna send out some probes.

I'm gonna explore all your craters.

So, girl...

Lower your shields, cuz I come in peace

and I say....I say.....Hey!

What up with that, what up with that....etc.

At the end I think he says: The sex is crazy in here. It's an invasion of the booty stature.

Mo

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Thanks Mo that is hilarious, hey it's about as good as some rap gets, I was reading the lyrics to one of 3rd Bass's songs and I'm like huh?.

This song is called Oval Office and you better believe Oval Office is a double entendre, as in a sexual reference to a female, bwah - was it a homage to Bill Clinton?

http://www.ohhla.com/anonymous/3rd_bass/ca.../office.3rd.txt

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Not sure if you could call what "Pete" was saying a rap, but this is what I caught:

Ahhhh, girl...

I want to take you in a spaceship,

and move into a permanent orbit around Uranus.

I'm gonna send out some probes.

I'm gonna explore all your craters.

So, girl...

Lower your shields, cuz I come in peace

and I say....I say.....Hey!

What up with that, what up with that....etc.

At the end I think he says: The sex is crazy in here. It's an invasion of the booty stature.

Mo

:lmao: OMG this was the funniest damned thing I've ever seen, and I haven't laughed like that in YEARS.

Thank you for the translation, Mo. He was so great!

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So that's what he was "singing"? That's hilarious! I doubt he'd have enough "probes" for all the "craters" I got! (somehow that didn't come out right). :embarassed:

Delene

:lalala::lalala:

I'm sorry. I don't really have any "craters" per se, more like fissures, crevices and unexplored caves! Well, OK, one old mine barely being held up with rotten two by fours! Give me a break!

Delene

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Old school rap,

a-taking me back,

I see the influence, indeed,

the walking stick, the cigar and suit on Pete Nice,

must have been the seed.

I know don't quit my day job.

Wonder if GB was a fan of 3rd Bass.

If someone can transcribe what Gerry was rapping that would be cool.

Maybe Seth Meyers could do that for us, bwah.

Not sure if you could call what "Pete" was saying a rap, but this is what I caught:

Ahhhh, girl...

I want to take you in a spaceship,

and move into a permanent orbit around Uranus.

I'm gonna send out some probes.

I'm gonna explore all your craters.

So, girl...

Lower your shields, cuz I come in peace

and I say....I say.....Hey!

What up with that, what up with that....etc.

At the end I think he says: The sex is crazy in here. It's an invasion of the booty stature.

Mo

I believe it was invasion of the booty snatchers.

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Old school rap,

a-taking me back,

I see the influence, indeed,

the walking stick, the cigar and suit on Pete Nice,

must have been the seed.

I know don't quit my day job.

Wonder if GB was a fan of 3rd Bass.

If someone can transcribe what Gerry was rapping that would be cool.

Maybe Seth Meyers could do that for us, bwah.

Not sure if you could call what "Pete" was saying a rap, but this is what I caught:

Ahhhh, girl...

I want to take you in a spaceship,

and move into a permanent orbit around Uranus.

I'm gonna send out some probes.

I'm gonna explore all your craters.

So, girl...

Lower your shields, cuz I come in peace

and I say....I say.....Hey!

What up with that, what up with that....etc.

At the end I think he says: The sex is crazy in here. It's an invasion of the booty stature.

Mo

I believe it was invasion of the booty snatchers.

Yup, I do believe you may be right! Definitely makes more sense!

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Yo this thread has been the funniest.It's definitely booty snatchers.Gerry seems to be fixated with the booty...It was a common theme half the skits.He's definitely an arse man!

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