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posting for Susan~Sporran:

WELCOME to the 2nd floor of the 3rd highrise of our clinic! We have sixty seven more floors to go to reach 69 again!

THE Butler: *Warning label* May cause screaming, sweating, moaning, groaning, convulsions, squirting, pulsating, thrashing, and whimpering. Use with caution. Do not use while intoxicated or after taking medication. Repeated use has been shown to cause pregnancy and marked drowsiness. The Butler=total orgasmic nirvana.

Have you been Butlerized? Let us count the ways...

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For those new to our clinic you can find our previously erected floors below:

Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #1

Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #2

Highrise #3 Floor #1 - It is what it is!

Yes! This is our GALS Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome - from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome will be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction � people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can't pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy "Mrs. Brown" just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as "your man, Gerry."

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other "non-essential" items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your "real-life" man and finding yourself thinking, "OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!"

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your "happy place."

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes "Tale of the Mummy" and "Dracula 2000".

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry's biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry's trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry's royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our "Warning Label."

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:hugs:

Susan~Sporran

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OMFB! Susan, I went :poof: reading that Posted Image intro to the thread. And, then :omg2: the pics. . . you posted. Just call me BurntToast!Posted Image.

I'm Butlerized! :cunning: I am so Butlerized. Posted Image!

:woohoo:Elissa, I meant to say I'm glad you didn't have work today. More time to heal! :wave: Is the Advil helping?

Judy, Thank you Sweetie. This was one of those creations that came out like I never would have expected. I love surprises like this one. You start with an idea, and it grows into something far better then you envisioned.

Suzie, :wave: I sorry Teeny's not feeling well, but I hopes she is soon through surgery and feeling better. What type of fur baby is Teeny? Pics?

Beachie

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You know what is so bad, my poor husband repeats more of Gerry lines from his movies than I do, because he has had to watch them so much with me at the movies and on DVD's.. :bonk: GALS is bad and it does rub off..Linda :cunning:

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:funnyup: Indeed, it does!

Glad to meet you Milo! :D

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:wave: Beachie! I am feeling much better, thanks. Turns out we were out of Advil, so I took Arthritis Strength Tylenol, which did help a lot.

Regarding the topic at hand, I am completely, and thoroughly Butlerized :wuv: and have been since 2004. I'm not going anywhere! :D

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I did see them, Beachie, and they are :drool1:

:wave: Milol!

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I watched "Inside Addition" tonight and got to see the cover of "W" that's coming out next week. The picture of Gerry is so hawt I was afraid my TV would burst into flame! Can't wait till the magazine hits the news stands! I'm so glad he attended the opening of ALW's new show. He looked totally gorgeous! So elegant! Gerry will always be The Phantom to me, no matter WHAT!

Elissa, I'm really glad you are doing better. I hate it when any of my buds are not feeling well! Hope everyone else is doing better too!

Beachie, thank for for your kind words about my little Teeny. She is a sweetheart and is sooo much company! Here is a picture of my little girl:

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It was nearly 80* here today. Winter is over!! YeeHaw!!

Hugs everyone, whether you need it or not!

Suzie

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Elissa, I'm so glad that you are feeling better sweetie...I was about to send you my acupuncturist....he's a miracle worker!

:tissues: I missed seeing Gerry on the cover of W!!! But you know I will be dragging my B2 all over next week looking for the magazines! However, I can't remember which one of the shows it was on tonight...Extra or Inside Edition....but they opened with talking about Gerry and Madonna on the dance floor doing the bump and grind at the party Sunday night and they were saying how HAWT it was! Love to see video of THAT!

Frannie, how are you doing my friend? How is Peggy and especially how is Ron doing? You are all in my prayers.

Suzie, poor Teeny...I know she is your baby and that this will probably be harder on you than it will be on her.

Thanks Linda...my wee little Fynn is as photogenic as his big brother...and yet so different. I love them both so much. As for the rain...it's STILL raining here! Come on Spring!!!

Have you been Butlerized? Let us count the ways...

I'd be here all night trying to count Zanes...so I think I had better close and get to bed~ I need my rest before leaving for the bay area Thursday.

hugs to all.

love,

Sue

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posting for Susan~Sporran:

WELCOME to the 2nd floor of the 3rd highrise of our clinic! We have sixty seven more floors to go to reach 69 again!

THE Butler: *Warning label* May cause screaming, sweating, moaning, groaning, convulsions, squirting, pulsating, thrashing, and whimpering. Use with caution. Do not use while intoxicated or after taking medication. Repeated use has been shown to cause pregnancy and marked drowsiness. The Butler=total orgasmic nirvana.

Have you been Butlerized? Let us count the ways...

ok so whats the deal with 3 am and the yellow towels? Please inform the noob :)

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Hi Lovely GALS

Yes, it's been a while. Too busy with building the new house. But I've been keeping up on all the Gerry news of course.

Hope this finds all my lovely GALfriends well and reasonably happy. If not, I wish you all the best and huge hugs from me.

Cat

PS I just realised I was here for the 1st high rise... WOW

Edited by Terry's Witch

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Evening ladies all! Hope all are keeping well and fine.

AprilSiobhan! Welcome and oh my do you have fun to have finding out all the lore!

There is a newbie area in the beginning of the forum and there is a FAQ that tells MANY of the stories and I know (cause I went to find them and read them long ago) all the 3 AM stories and the yellow towel stories. Many (most?) of us have a least one yellow towel lurking about --- and a few of us even have some yellow themed bathrooms I do believe.

It would be a great evenings work to go find the newbie introduction area in the forum index....and there it will be. I envy you your days of early exploring!

I know some of those more literate with the links etc could link you right there --- but you will probably have more fun clicking around and finding the fun!

Enjoy enjoy!!!

Jill

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Have I been "Butlerized"...Why, yes--yes, I have.

My name is Sharon and I'm a Bulterholic.

Now, where are the donuts???!!!

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posting for Susan~Sporran:

WELCOME to the 2nd floor of the 3rd highrise of our clinic! We have sixty seven more floors to go to reach 69 again!

THE Butler: *Warning label* May cause screaming, sweating, moaning, groaning, convulsions, squirting, pulsating, thrashing, and whimpering. Use with caution. Do not use while intoxicated or after taking medication. Repeated use has been shown to cause pregnancy and marked drowsiness. The Butler=total orgasmic nirvana.

Have you been Butlerized? Let us count the ways...

ok so whats the deal with 3 am and the yellow towels? Please inform the noob :)

Hi! April! :wave:

:welcome:

Gerry made a simple yellow towel famous by wearing one in "Shooter's". :jackie:

3 A.M.: a time that will never seem the same to fans again!

Look here for the story > 3AM, The real story!

You can also look over our GALS Book of Gerryisms for more funny saying's!

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:drool1: :drool1: :drool1: Those pictures at the "Love Never Dies" premiere...that long coat is so... :yummy:

Welcome to the new people here! :pointy:

December 22, 2004 at about 3:30pm MST.

That was when I became BUTLERIZED!

Mousie :wuv:

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I was Butlerized November 1, 2007 and still lovin' him.

Hi everyone, dropping by to say hello, hope your all doing fine.

:funnyface: :funnyface: :funnyface:

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I've been Butlerized since Atilla first aired in January 2001.

I was 10 :lol: Okay, 10 1/2.

You know the Bounty Hunter twitter is holding daily contests up to the US premiere of the movie.

I WON TODAY :woohoo: I won the t-shirt!!!

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:woohoo: Bailey, Way to go!

Thank you :wuv:

I'll take pictures when I get it!!!

Oh, yes, Please!

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:woohoo: Bailey, Way to go!

Thank you :wuv:

I'll take pictures when I get it!!!

Oh, yes, Please!
Trust me I will :)

Did anyone catch Scott Mills? It's on the site now.

HILARIOUS! Gerry is very giggly and even giggles are farty noises :lol:

How is everyone?

This is a sure sign of cabin fever toward school.

My right hand keeps locking up when I try to write! It's ready for spring break.

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I was Butlerized when I saw "Attila" on TV but when I watched POTO I didn't know it was the same guy that played "Attila". What a pleasant surprise when I found out. I was totally hooked from then on.

Bailey....I already told you this but will repeat it here. CONGRATULATIONS sweetie. Well deserved!!

~HUGS~ Kathy

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Hi! April! :wave:

:welcome:

Gerry made a simple yellow towel famous by wearing one in "Shooter's". :jackie:

3 A.M.: a time that will never seem the same to fans again!

Look here for the story > 3AM, The real story!

You can also look over our GALS Book of Gerryisms for more funny saying's!

Oh my, I've got a lot of Gerry's movies to catch up on. My nextflix cue is all Gerry for about the next month I bet. My kids are seriously getting sick of it. HA!

RocknRolla should be here in the next day or so.

Thanks for the info!

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