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"Visual Aids" for Stand-Up Routine

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Due to the success of the webcam broadcasting of parts of the convention, I've had numerous requests to post the images used in the "slideshow" or "visual aids" portion of my "schtick." :p I'll try to recap as best as I can:

Upon "googling" images for Gerard Butler, the FIRST IMAGE that appeared before me was this:

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Result: Sexual Visual Trigger = FLIPPED!

As is the case with any addiction, the more you abuse, the more you have to use in order to get that "high." As a result, it now takes more than your average serving of Gerry Juice for me to get a good buzz. :cunning: Just like fine wine, "Gerry Juice" has many types which appeal to the varying tastes of the masses. Some favor a fine merlot ...

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Or a chardonnay...

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Perhaps a reisling...

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However, for me? NOTHING gets me going better than a nice, wet, juicy PINK CHABLIS!

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MR. PINKY flips my "visual sexual trigger." Whatever watching boobies on skinemax does to get my hubby's motor running, Mr. Pinky in a PROPER SNOG is the "vintage" Gerry Juice that "works for me" (and ultimately works for Big Mike) !

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This is when I turned to ReNo and indicated to him that if he would be so kind as to convey to Gerry that if it wasn't enough to know that there were "certain needs" going unmet by his fanbase, that there was another "brother" ... another MAN whose marital sex life depended on images of HIS TONGUE! :p

Of course, this is the Reader's Digest version of my schtick. Honestly, I'd have to watch the video myself in order to recall whatever came out of my mouth that night! :rotflmao: I hope this fills in some blanks.

Again, thanks to all for the kind comments and words of support!

Holly

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Holly, let us hope ReNo passes your message along to the man. I'd hate to see poor Mike more frustrated!

Suzie

BTW: If you ever decide to do your own show in Vegas, I'll be there!!

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Heck Holly, the 3 Gs (me, Mom, Sam) would follow you around the country and be your audience heheh you are toooooo funny:0 Big HUGS!

Red AKA Char

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Holly,

I wish I had been there! You have captured the sole reason my husband puts up with my obsession!!

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YESSS, this was awesome and incredibly hilarious

thank you holly!, im definitely keeping some of these for my personal collection

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