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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (GALS) continued

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Posting for Susan~Sporran:

GALS, WELCOME to the 5th Floor of the Support Center's 3rd Highrise!

Just sixty-one more floors to go to reach 69 again!

Over the years Gerry has had long hair, short hair, buzzed hair and crazy hair! He's been clean shaven, scruffy (meow) and full on beard. Whatever the look, Gerry brings his own sense of style and sexiness to the for front. We just get to sit back and enjoy the view :pointy:

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For those new to our clinic you can find our previously erected floors below:

Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #1

Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #2

Highrise #3 Floor #1 - It is what it is!

Highrise #3 Floor #2 - Have you been butlerized

Highrise #3 Floor #3 - If there was a cure I wouldn't want it!

Highrise #3 Floor #4 - If there was a cure I wouldn't want it!

Yes! This is our GALS Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome - from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome will be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction � people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can't pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre."

12. You buy "Mrs. Brown" just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as "your man, Gerry."

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other "non-essential" items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your "real-life" man and finding yourself thinking, "OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!"

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your "happy place."

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes "Tale of the Mummy" and "Dracula 2000").

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry's biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry's trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry's royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our "Warning Label."

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:hugs:

Susan~Sporran

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Please do not post here until the old thread reaches #300 posts!

Thanks Gang!

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:streaker: :streaker: :streaker: :streaker:

I can't believe I got here first! :cheeky:

On a serious note, I do very much appreciate the comforting posts regarding the loss of my kitty, Fanny, this week. :rose:

Anna- I'm so happy to see you again! :wave:

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Good your YOU , SQUEE Girl Elissa! That was some streak! Hoping that you are mending and healing.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS Ladies! Hoping you are getting that shopping, wrapping, and traveling conquered. And staying safe in this ODDDDD ODDDDD weather around the world.

Sending out lots of hugs and kisses.

Jill

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Delene, Posted Image to you my dear. And not to worry I have been an addict with the same addiction for over four years now...and I don't see any cure for it (not one that I'm willing to take anyway).

Anna, it's so good to see you a wee bit more around the board!!!! Your posts always make me smile.

hugs to all my sisters here in the support thread.

love,

Sue

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Looks like I got in on the ground floor. Just want to say....

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~HUGS~ Kathy

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Looks like I got in on the ground floor. Just want to say....

Remember the reason for the season...

And to the gals who are celebrating Hanukkah

~HUGS~ Kathy

Beautiful Kathy! Thanks for sharing with us. (See, Cheryl, I'm being a good girl with my replies).

Hugs,

Burma

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Thanks, Sue, for the words of encouragement!

Hello all and I wish I knew how to post the lovely icons that you all do so nicely! I'm just still too computer stupid! But, hey, I can figure out any recording divice, VCR, DVD, TiVo, whatchamagigger they make! Go figure.

Happy Holidays, Y'all!

Delene

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Hi GALS...sorry I haven't been around much.I've been dealing with alot of stressful things this last week.I hope you are all doing well*hugs*

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Hey all!

Andrea, send me an email.

Sue, sorry I haven't called yet. Haven't been a good position to do so but will!

Hugs to all!

Delene

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Hello ladies...

I know, long time no posting from Cassie. I've just been so ridiculously busy and tired it's a crapping shame. I miss my girls, so I'm going to try and make more of an effort to get my arse on here more often like I used to do. Oi!

I wanted to just say just in case I'm out the remainder of the week:

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!

Well, at least for all you who do celebrate the holidays. Be safe and be happy and I will be back soon. Have a great time!!!! :kiss:

Cassie

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Rosita and Pablo were enjoying some alone time under the bright moon when Pablo turns to Rosita and says, soft and playful, "Come on, Rosita. Weeweechew. One time." "No, Pablo. Lets look at the moon y stars tonight." They sit quietly for a few more monents. "Weeweechew with me Rosita, please." "Pablo, I'm not in the mood." A few more lovey moonlit moments later, "Please, Rosita, for me...weeweechew?" "Oh, ok, bien." Pablo gives her a big wolfish grin, takes out his guitar and they both begin.

"Weeweechew a Merry Christmas. Weeweechew a Merry Christmas. Y un Happy New Year!!"

Happy Holidays, GALS!!!!

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Rosita and Pablo were enjoying some alone time under the bright moon when Pablo turns to Rosita and says, soft and playful, "Come on, Rosita. Weeweechew. One time." "No, Pablo. Lets look at the moon y stars tonight." They sit quietly for a few more monents. "Weeweechew with me Rosita, please." "Pablo, I'm not in the mood." A few more lovey moonlit moments later, "Please, Rosita, for me...weeweechew?" "Oh, ok, bien." Pablo gives her a big wolfish grin, takes out his guitar and they both begin.

"Weeweechew a Merry Christmas. Weeweechew a Merry Christmas. Y un Happy New Year!!"

Happy Holidays, GALS!!!!

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Veronica, that's really cute! Thanks for the good wishes. ¡Feliz Navidad!

Hugs,

Burma

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Posted Image Long time no see!

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Hugs,

Burma

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Hello lovely GALS,

I hope you all have a wonderful and very happy holiday season and a wonderful and successful 2011.

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All my love and hugs to you

Cat

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Posted Image TO MY SISTERS AND PALS. MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH BLESSINGS!

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Suzie

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all you lovely ladies(and guys if you are reading). (HUGS)Love all of you.

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Hope Everyone is having a wonderful Christmas weekend! I had my family here for

food and gifts and to me, being together is what it is all about.

Hugs,

Judy

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Hi everyone, it's me Jobella or Jen. Hi Susan and Aunt M :wave: Thank you Sue for the beautiful Christmas card. I hope every one had a wonderful Christmas. I have completed my first year of nursing school. Yay I'm half a nurse. My last semester was INTENSE to say the least. My babies are growing like crazy. Jonah is in third grade and Isabella is in kindergarten. Little bit Sophia is already 2 1/2. Talk to ya soon. :hearts:

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:wave: everyone! Just got home from Christmas in New Orleans today. We had a great time, but it's always good to be home. I hope you all had a great Christmas! It sure was cold in New Orleans, at least by southern standards! I had to buy a pair of long johns! :D You could tell who the locals and tourists from other areas of the South were. We were all bundled up, but there were some people in shirt sleeves, shorts, and sandals!

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Hey everyone! Howdy Jen, Sue, Suzie, and Elissa! Everyone -- hope it has been a great week with family AND no one disturbed too much by the weather problems around the world.

Please find time to enjoy time with family, hug everyone in sight, and remember "the love you take, (should) equal the love - you make" (thank you, Beatles)....

Love you all.

Jill

(Love the BURNS MOVIE news! YIPPPEEEE!!!)

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