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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (GALS) continued

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GALS, WELCOME to the 7th Floor of the Support Center's 3rd Highrise!

Just sixty two more floors to go to reach 69 again!

posting for Susan Sporran

It's Winter So Let's Heat It Up In Here!

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It's a new year and lot's to look forward to with new Gerry movies due out this year and Machine Gun Preacher coming out on DVD. There are so many new GALS ... so let's cozy up and talk about our hopes, dreams, heartaches and of course the man himself ...... grab a chair and a :Gerritas: and join us in the support center so we can get to know each other better.

For those new to our clinic you can find our previously erected floors below:

Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #1

Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #2

Highrise #3 Floor #1 - It is what it is!

Highrise #3 Floor #2 - Have you been butlerized

Highrise #3 Floor #3 - If there was a cure I wouldn't want it!

Highrise #3 Floor #4 - If there was a cure I wouldn't want it!

Yes! This is our GALS Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome - from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome will be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction � people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can't pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre."

12. You buy "Mrs. Brown" just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as "your man, Gerry."

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other "non-essential" items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your "real-life" man and finding yourself thinking, "OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!"

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your "happy place."

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes "Tale of the Mummy" and "Dracula 2000").

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry's biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry's trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry's royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our "Warning Label."

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:hugs:

Susan~Sporran

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WHOO HOO!! :streaker: My first chance EVAA to streak!!

Suzie

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I'm first - this is a first for me!!! (Suzie got in before me while I was typing)

I have a short story I want to share with you - I want to show how caring some of our GALS are.

In our lifetime we may meet that one special person who will go that extra mile to do anything for you. I found that person in Sue (Irish). After viewing the many unbelievable sexy pictures of Gerry at the Golden Globes I told her I could never be left alone with him. I just couldn't handle it. She promised she would never let that happen to me to the extent that she would fling her own body on him to protect me. Could I ask for more? What a pal??? What a buddy???

Hugs, Barbara

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Yeah, well, it's a dirty job but someone has to do it LU ... :cunning::funnyface: I mean what are friends for!!

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Posted Image I can't believe it, 7 high-rises. We are truly building a city.

You know, Barbara, I think Irish is brilliant for doing that for you. However, if she's not available, I'll fly in from Australia and stand in for her if you wish.Posted Image

Sunday here already. Boy do weekends fly *sigh*. Although I did have a great Saturday and played a reasonable game of golf. During my short retirement last year (and yes, I'm a tiny bit bitter I had to go back to work), we, hubby and I, got to play at least twice a week. I was improving well. Now it's only if the weather is good on weekends. Yesterday we were so desperate we played in the rain. Still, anything for a bit of exercise. Sitting in front of a computer all day I get stiff.

Quiet Sunday before a manic week.

Hope you all have a good day.

Hugs

Cat

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Yeah, well, it's a dirty job but someone has to do it LU ... :cunning::funnyface: I mean what are friends for!!

*snort!!*

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Hi GALS! Soooooo hoping for a great year for Gerry!

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Me too Swannie....

Also hoping for a great year for all of us sweetie. Even with all the bumps.

hugs,

Sue

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I'm first - this is a first for me!!! (Suzie got in before me while I was typing)

I have a short story I want to share with you - I want to show how caring some of our GALS are.

In our lifetime we may meet that one special person who will go that extra mile to do anything for you. I found that person in Sue (Irish). After viewing the many unbelievable sexy pictures of Gerry at the Golden Globes I told her I could never be left alone with him. I just couldn't handle it. She promised she would never let that happen to me to the extent that she would fling her own body on him to protect me. Could I ask for more? What a pal??? What a buddy???

Hugs, Barbara

Lu..Gerry is a big boy so you will need two gals to help you out. Since we are friends...I VOLUNTEER with Sue!!! Which do you want Sue, the upper or lower part of his body? I know, silly question, we all know what you would choose.

~HUGS~ Kathy

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Lu..Gerry is a big boy so you will need two gals to help you out. Since we are friends...I VOLUNTEER with Sue!!! Which do you want Sue, the upper or lower part of his body? I know, silly question, we all know what you would choose.

~HUGS~ Kathy

Posted ImagePosted Image GAL overload!!! By the way, only two girls?

Back to business. I acknowledge I have Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (GALS) and in need of therapy to nourish it :DPosted Image

Echoing Swannie -> I hope it'll be an amazing year for Gerry and his GALS

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I know I haven't been here much because ....well you all know why......but I want a piece of that action Barbara!! I mean after all we are BFF's right?? So if anyone has to save you from yourself I will be happy to accommodate you.... Sue and Kathy, stand back my Galfriends cause this Gal is ready for a GOOD YEAR!!! :cunning:But yeah....I'll share!

Luv ya's,

Frannie

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I know I haven't been here much because ....well you all know why......but I want a piece of that action Barbara!! I mean after all we are BFF's right?? So if anyone has to save you from yourself I will be happy to accommodate you.... Sue and Kathy, stand back my Galfriends cause this Gal is ready for a GOOD YEAR!!! :cunning:But yeah....I'll share!

Luv ya's,

Frannie

Under the circumstances Frannie I will let you have first choice of what part of Gerry you want to fling your body over to protect Lu. Then stand strong while Sue and I take care of the rest of him. Lu, you are SAVED!!! See what great friends you have!!!!

~HUGS~ Kathy

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I know I haven't been here much because ....well you all know why......but I want a piece of that action Barbara!! I mean after all we are BFF's right?? So if anyone has to save you from yourself I will be happy to accommodate you.... Sue and Kathy, stand back my Galfriends cause this Gal is ready for a GOOD YEAR!!! :cunning:But yeah....I'll share!

Luv ya's,

Frannie

And this GAL is ready for you to have a good year...so if that means giving you a wee part of Gerry's body parts I'll share...lol. Now as for Kathy....hummmmm....me thinks I'll give you the feet. LMAO....you get to hold his feet. I'm taking everything above the waist (I know I'm vanilla ... what can I say). Erm, that leaves you his vital parts Frannie. And Barb, you had just better stand back sweetie or you might get hurt while we three wrestle with him.

:spit:

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I know I haven't been here much because ....well you all know why......but I want a piece of that action Barbara!! I mean after all we are BFF's right?? So if anyone has to save you from yourself I will be happy to accommodate you.... Sue and Kathy, stand back my Galfriends cause this Gal is ready for a GOOD YEAR!!! :cunning:But yeah....I'll share!

Luv ya's,

Frannie

And this GAL is ready for you to have a good year...so if that means giving you a wee part of Gerry's body parts I'll share...lol. Now as for Kathy....hummmmm....me thinks I'll give you the feet. LMAO....you get to hold his feet. I'm taking everything above the waist (I know I'm vanilla ... what can I say). Erm, that leaves you his vital parts Frannie. And Barb, you had just better stand back sweetie or you might get hurt while we three wrestle with him.

:spit:

Hey that's OK, Sue. I'll take the feet and work my way up. That way I end up with all of him. LOL! Did I tell you I learned wrestling moves while watching my sons wrestle? :funnyface:

~HUGS~ Kathy

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I have more weight I can throw around than you two......:lalala: :kiss:

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Well, while you gals have been fighting over Gerry, I've been reading a very steamy book about Erik and Dracula. Here's how the author describes Dracula. "...tall..., handsome, very handsome...,longish, black unruly hair...intelligent green eyes...sharp, aquiline nose...." Erik is tall, wears a mask that covers half of his face, has dark hair and piercing blue eyes. Sound like anyone we know?

:drac::phantom2::whome2:

And, when I say this book is steamy, I really mean to say it is definitely not for kids or vanilla gals. The word "erotica" comes to mind. :lalala:

:embarassed:

Edited by Lady Elissa

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Well, while you gals have been fighting over Gerry, I've been reading a very steamy book about Erik and Dracula. Here's how the author describes Dracula. "...tall..., handsome, very handsome...,longish, black unruly hair...intelligent green eyes...sharp, aquiline nose...." Erik is tall, wears a mask that covers half of his face, has dark hair and piercing blue eyes. Sound like anyone we know?

:drac::phantom2::whome2:

And, when I say this book is steamy, I really mean to say it is definitely not for kids or vanilla gals. The word "erotica" comes to mind. :lalala:

:embarassed:

You're kidding!!! So what's the name of this delicious sounding book? The author had to be thinking of Gerry with those descriptions.

~HUGS~ Kathy

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Yeah...come on Elissa...spill ... what's the name of the book and where do we get it? lol

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I GET TO BORROW IT FIRST, ELISSA!!! :drool1:

Suzie

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ELISSA, I'll give you chocolate if you tell us the name of the book... Please please. Remember you can have chocolate (I'll keep Dracula :p)

xx A

Edited by Tiny Anya

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Man, she got quiet about the name of this book all of a sudden! Come on Elissa, spill the name!

IRISH! HOWDY, sister! I promise, if you hold Elissa's hands, I'll sit on her feet then Susie can grab the book and RUN!!!!!!!!!! :flee:

heeee heeee heeeee

Love ya, Jill

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So what about his manmitts? If they are not already occupied I'd...

All hands on deck, the Gerard Butler section

Ooops, suddenly remembered I'm a prude. Oh well...*Gathers nunskirt neatly and slinks out of thread*

Hugs from me :funnyface:

Edited by NordicGirl

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Ok, Ok. But don't say I didn't warn you. :kisswink: The book is very, very, naughty. It's called....are you ready for this?...."Vampires At The Opera." The author is Christine Prebler. I got it on Amazon. The author does describe the manmits as quite large, but elegant. :faint:

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I am so buying that! Amazon only had one so I left it for someone else. I downloaded one to my IPad!

Suzie

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I am so buying that!

Suzie

You might want to read my copy first. What it lacks in plot it makes up for in, well, other things. :p

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