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Medicare Part G
 
If  you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?
 
You may opt for Medicare Part G.
 
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet.  You may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need.  Need new teeth?  No problem. Need glasses?  That’s great.  Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart?  They are all covered!
 
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
 
And, who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.
 
And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
 
And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
 
Is this a great country or what?
 
Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of your week!
 
 

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Sounds like a good plan to me. Who says criminals are dumb. Commit a crime and everything is free from now on. This showed up written in one long line, up and down, one letter at a time. A challenge to read but I got it all. Maybe this shows that way on an iPad. Which is what I am using. I also had a hard time finding this topic. Things have changed around on GALS. 

~HUGS~ Kathy

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Hi Kathy!

 

Lugerry  great story - and greeeeeeat siggy.    Thanks.

Hugs

Bonnie

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Well now, where do I apply?  Sounds great?

HAHAHA! 

:metoyou: Thanks, Barb!

Suzie

 

 

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Good one, Barb! :p

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Most seniors never get enough exercise.  In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.  And God looked down and saw that it was good.
 
 
Then God saw there was another need.  In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach and stretch.  And God looked down and saw that it was good.
 
 
Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise.  God looked down and saw that it was good.
 
 
So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it’s God’s will.  It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.
 
 
Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older:
 
 
No. 9
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
 
 
No. 8
Life is sexually transmitted.
 
 
No. 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
 
No. 6
Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart.  If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
 
 
No. 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
 
 
No. 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
 
 
No. 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism.
 
 
No. 2
In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
 
 
No. 1
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.  What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
 
 
 
 
Please share this wisdom with others while I go to the bathroom again..........
 
 

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:rotflmao:

Truth! Wisdom!

 

Thanks for the giggle :D

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Love it, Bonnie! :D

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Great one, Bonnie. 

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:funnyup:  That's great, Bonnie!  

 

Suzie

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