GALS Book of Gerryisms

[zanyzombie]

Hi! Everyone!

Welcome to our "GALS" Book of Gerryisms!
This is a helpful, fun guide for all of Gerry's FANmily to keep handy!
Cheers!


Updated: July 20, 2007


"GALS BOOK OF GERRYISMS"

3 A.M.: a time that will never seem the same to fans again
A Tom Arnold: noun; the act of patting The Butlers bum. (Cleobethra)
Addict: person with a passionate interest
Addicted(to): 1.dependent(on) 2. keenly interested(in)
Billy: (noun) The other larger sword (Cleobethra)
Billybonging:
Bimples: butt dimples
Black Velvet: Dark Softness A mixture of Kinks and Vanilla. First used after seeing Abrock's Gerry video
Burberry Brit: noun; The Scent of The Scottish God (Cleobethra)
Bouncing Gerry: Refers to what is going on underneath the yellow towel (Jamie)
Butlerastic: instead of FANTASTIC (Jamie)
Butlerflies: a nervous feeling in your stomach due to the G-man ( Jamie)
Butlerholic: someone who has devoted their whole existance to Gerry
Butlerized: the act of becoming obsessed with
ButlerScotch: a flavor of Scottish pudding
Camel Love: noun; Gerry's most infamous love scene(see Jewel of the Sahara movie) (Cleobethra)
Cape Drape: in reference to Erik the Red from POTO
Chnuzzle: Gerry's adorable double chin seen in certain pictures (Sarah)
Chnuzzle Snog: When Gerry hugs you and his chnuzzle nuzzles you (Cleobethra)
Come Hither: That "Gerry look" that makes you melt into a puddle on the floor
Droolicious: does it really need a definition - if you have GALS you just KNOW what it means (Susan~Sporran)
Ethangasm: What happens when you read about Ethan in Ethan and Charolette
(note-Gerry is not Ethan....Ethan is not Gerry)
F**k: word most used in said Scot's vocabulary
Fruit Basket Envy: noun; An ordinary object that Gerry made drool worthy (Refer to The Young Person's Guide to Becoming A Rock Star ) (Cleobethra)
g-Bay: instead of e-Bay
G-man: Gerry
G-phorce:
G-Spot: (nessie)
GAB: Gerry Absent Hell (moomoo22)
GALS: Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome
GB.net: Fan site of the tart/tartans
Geracula: noun; The Role of Dracula that "The Man" made His own
(Refer to Dracula 2000) (Cleobethra)
Gerald, Gary, Jerry, Jarold: ways the G-man's name has been reported by those without a clue
GerBear: He's so deliciously huggable and adorable (Adoring)
Gerbidinous:
Gerelousy: What all our husbands/partners/boyfriends are suffering from
Gerick: The Gerry version of The Phantom (Susan~Sporran)
Gerlato: a creamy, frozen "Scottish" confection similar to the Italian gelato
Gerragra : Drug of choice to to heighten your libido (gummyroney)
Gerrapport: the feelings of instant camaraderie, friendship, understanding, and support all GALS feel for each other, just from knowing we share the same glorious addiction! (phanphorlife)
Gerriatrics: For the over 55 crowd (Jamie)
Gerrific: the Gerry variation of terrific
Gerritol GALS : for us lustful much older GALS (gummyroney)
GerrStraction: Talking about Gerry and completely getting distracted from what you were doing
Gerryatric: suspicious behavior of all fans over the age of 35! These would include excessive drooling, humming soundtracks of Gerry Butler movies, etc.
Gerry Butters: name for the man who is smooth and creamy
Gerry Juice: (Gerryjuice): The true passion with Gerard Butler (The passion the fans know to be there, just waiting to be captured on screen) (as defined by Gerry at the 06 convention)
Gerryful: a lot like Gerry; variation of wonderful
Gerrygasm: what happens to women upon site of the G-man
Gerry-go-round: Gerry version of the merry-go-round
Gerryinterruptus: When real life interrupts our Gerry lusting (becozy)
Gerryism: 1)a favorite expression of Gerrys or 2) State or condition resulting from an excess of Gerry
GerryLand: A place in the hearts of fans the world over
Gerrylicious: the yumminess of Gerry
GerryLove: a feeling of strong affection for our favorite Scot
Gerrymoans: You know, those moans you make when you watch him on film or visit the gallery.... usually followed by a Gerrygasm (Swansong)
Gerry-ography: (see GPS) studying Gerry while he visits various countries and terrains (moomoo22)
Gerryology: The study of the Gerry
Gerrytacular: Any pic of Gerry
Gerrytard: Stupidness caused by Gerry
Gerrytones: noun; For those of us who have Gerry singing POTO
songs as our ringtones on our cell phones (Cleobethra)
Gerryverse: Perfect Place Of Being
GI: Gerry infantry (moomoo22)
GIP: Gerry Important People
Glasgow kiss: head-butting the drunk dude (Leno interview 3/2/05).
GPS: Gerry Positioning System for finding G's location around the globe(moomoo22)
GRAB-IT: noun; (Gerry's Rescue All Buttons & Intervention Team)
A group of tarts who are on stand-by 24 hours a day to save Gerry's buttons
when they can't hold his shirts together anymore! (Cleobethra)
His Royal Thighness: Gerry in GOTL, Attila and anywhere else his gorgeous thighs are visible (Susan~Sporran)
Hortchy: Horny and Bitchy
Hot Scot: Gerard James Butler
HRH: His Royal Hottness
Kilking: fookin in a kilt (Sarah)
kilt-a-whirl: Scottish version of tilt-a-whirl
Kinks or Vanilla?: phrase describing whether characters are bad or good(Cleobethra)
Lord of the Ring: That little ring that Gerry often wears (Cleobethra)
Madness?! THIS IS GALS!!!: (Songbird)
Manbag: see also manpurse; Large bag that Gerard Butler carries (Cleobethra)
Mancakes: To describe Gerry's arse (Sarah)
Manpurse: see also manbag; Large bag that Gerard Butler carries (Cleobethra)
The Marquis de Sade: Term Bethy uses to describe Gerry's Kinky Predatory Glance in movies
Mipples: Man nipples (Sarah)
Mitties: Man Titties (Sarah)
Moobies: Man boobs (Sarah)
Mouthmaul: noun; A kiss from Gerard Butler (Not to be confused with "snog"-Anyone can get their "snog on" but only The Butler can mouthmaul!) (Cleobethra)
Multi-Tasking: the ability to keep your job and being on the forum OR the ability to chat about Gerry and a)trim photos, b)make fan videos c.)write about him at the same time
NAG: Non-Addicted Grump (Dr. Em)
The Next Big Thing: What Gerard Butler is
OCGD: Obsessive Compulsive Gerry Disorder
OMFB: Stands for "Oh My F**kin' Butler!" - Commonly used when looking at intense Gerry pics
Popular term used in the GALS Fantasy Files
P. B. and G: a Peanut Butler and Gerry Sandwich
Phan: a fan of "Phantom of the Opera" movie
POTOstunned: state of being; someone like me and some of my friends, who has been unforgettably stunned, watching poto and Gerrys' phantom
Prescription: Hot bath, with candles and soft music (Dr. Em)
"Remember the face": phrase; exclamation that will only ever bring one face to mind
Scot: native of Scotland
Scotflashes: "hotflashes x infinity" induced by Mr. Butler...!! (heISmyGspot)
Scottish Snogbeast: or Gerardas Butlerus A rare and beautiful creature known to haunt the fantasies of women around the world (Cleobethra)
SFOWGTIHHCWTOWIW: state of being;
So F**in Obsessed With Gerry I Haven't Had Contact With The Outside World In Weeks.
Silver Seduction: the silver chain bracelets that Gerry always seems to wear (or Bethy's Obsession)
Snaxy: Someone so sexy you want to eat them like a snack!
Snog: an open mouthed kiss (aka french kiss).
Snog-a-licious: snoggable, looks like fun to snog (to be) snogged (by Gerry)
Song sex: Basically it's the entire PONR scene in POTO, I think its aptly named
Starbucks: fuel for our addiction, Gerry's fav coffee place
Tart: female fan of Gerard Butler; usually a member of gb.net
Tartan: male fan of Gerard Butler; usually a member of gb.net
THE Butler: *Warning label* May cause screaming, sweating, moaning, groaning, convulsions, squirting, pulstaing, thrashing, and whimpering. Use with caution. Do not use while intoxicated or after taking medication. Repeated use has been shown to cause pregnancy and marked drowsiness. The Butler=total orgasmic nirvana (Sarah)
The Gerry Look (as worn only by Gerry): includes: unbuttoned shirts, holey jeans, white sneakers, and silver suits
Thudly: Just one of the many wonderful things Gerry is! (phanphorlife)
Thumbslots: the dent above a very fit man's hips
Treasure trail: the line of hair from Gerry's chest past his belly button
Vitamin G: a vital nutrient/supplement, essential for the health and well-being of any Gerry fan..daily doses are required! (phanphorlife)
Waba / water bottle: every fan's dream reincarnation in a future life
Wacky Wire: noun; Carnival game once ruled over by the G-man. (Cleobethra)
WSoD: White Shirt of Death
x infinity: times infinity (heISmyGspot)
Yellow towel: common everyday object that Gerry made incredibly important to fans
Yo, Baby: phrase; a new generation phrase that Gerry looks great and sounds good saying

[zanyzombie]

Is this right? Have I heard Gerryism or Gerryisms used before?

Does it pertain to the terms we use?

"GALS Book of Gerryisms" instead of "GALS Book of terms & phrases"

Suggestions?

[Dr. Em]

I like "Book of Gerryisms" that's more better!!! :good:

I have another phrase:

NAG - Non-Addicted Grump

Dr. Em

[luvphantom]

I like "Book of Gerryisms"  that's more better!!!  :good:

I have another phrase:

NAG - Non-Addicted Grump

Dr. Em

Does someone like this exist, hard to believe...when you look at this man.

I'm here..

[Perrin]

I read this on the other board

Song sex- Basically it's the entire PONR scene in POTO, I think its aptly named.

[Susan~Sporran]

Gerik - for Gerry's Phantom

Droolicious - does it really need a definition - if you have GALS you just KNOW what it means.

His Royal Thighness - Gerry in GOTL, Attila and anywhere else his gorgeous thighs are visible.

[Sarah]

You GALS need to watch my Tart Dictionary vid!

Ok, here are a few more:

Gerrytard- stupidness caused by Gerry

Dickage- guy cleavage

Kilking- fookin in a kilt

Bimples- butt dimples

THE Butler/Camel Toe- Gerry's "member" *Warning label* May cause screaming, sweating, moaning, groaning, convulsions, squirting, pulstaing, thrashing, and whimpering. Use with caution. Do not use while intoxicated or after taking medication. Repeated use has been shown to cause pregnancy and marked drowsiness. The Butler=total orgasmic nirvana

Mipples- Man nipples

Moobies/Mitties- Man boobs/Man Titties

Tarser- Tart Poser

Hortchy- Horny and Bitchy

Gerelousy: what all our husbands/partners/boyfriends are suffering from!

Mancakes - to describe Gerry's arse

[Cleobethra]

THE Butler/Camel Toe- Gerry's "member" *Warning label* May cause screaming, sweating, moaning, groaning, convulsions, squirting, pulstaing, thrashing, and whimpering. Use with caution. Do not use while intoxicated or after taking medication. Repeated use has been shown to cause pregnancy and marked drowsiness. The Butler=total orgasmic nirvana

I just will never be able to express with

words just how much I %^$&ing adore you!

[Katelyn D]

THE Butler/Camel Toe- Gerry's "member" *Warning label* May cause screaming, sweating, moaning, groaning, convulsions, squirting, pulstaing, thrashing, and whimpering.  Use with caution.  Do not use while intoxicated or after taking medication.  Repeated use has been shown to cause pregnancy and marked drowsiness.  The Butler=total orgasmic nirvana

I just will never be able to express with

words just how much I %^$&ing adore you!

I'll second that! ^_^

[Sarah]

THE Butler/Camel Toe- Gerry's "member" *Warning label* May cause screaming, sweating, moaning, groaning, convulsions, squirting, pulstaing, thrashing, and whimpering.  Use with caution.  Do not use while intoxicated or after taking medication.  Repeated use has been shown to cause pregnancy and marked drowsiness.  The Butler=total orgasmic nirvana

I just will never be able to express with

words just how much I %^$&ing adore you!

I'll second that! ^_^

I don't think I've ever had adulation for bring a dirty b***h before.

But it's nice! :victory:

[Katelyn D]

Hortchy- Horny and Bitchy

mohaha, I love that word!

[Carimia]

Gerrytacular (?)

Any pic of HIM is Gerrytacular!

Ok I tried to post a pic but it came out HUGE so I must be doing something wrong. Frustrating to be so inept! :hissy:

Carrie

[gummyroney]

I'm loopy from laughing at all of the new Gerryisms, so don't mind me.

Here's a couple see if they make any sense

How about

Gerritol GALS

for us lustful much older GALS

Gerragra = Drug of choice to to heighten your libido

and

Gerbidinous?

[Sarah]

Gerragra = Drug of choice to to heighten your libido

OMG! I LOVE it!

(Not that I think we need it! :wink: )

[Katelyn D]

haha

I'll think of some eventually....my bains been fried :blink: I've GOT to stop watching TB2 this late at night

[stagewomanjen]

Katelyn D~ man I LOVE your sig! Not that it's got Gerry...I mean, yeah, that's a damn shame...but it's friggin hilarious! I loved LOTR anyway, even if our man WASN'T in it.

And about the Gerryisms....

I am sorry Semmsb....I just can't stop laughing after the post about "moobies" and "mancakes". I almost fell off of my chair. Moobies. Damn. You guys slay me. I'll try to watch your vid, because I'm sure I missed some.

Jen

[jozzy]

Semms, please tell me more about your Tart Dictionary vid.....

and can someone tell me how to add a quote please, its just not happening for me!!!!

[Sassy86]

You GALS need to watch my Tart Dictionary vid!

There's a website with a huge list too ain't there? :ponder:

I love the moobies...can you tell???

and *coughavatarcough*

I'll think of some eventually....my bains been fried  I've GOT to stop watching TB2 this late at night

Oh dear Katelyn, you need a prescription quick smart!!

Better?? :wink:

AND I am so sorry, but I have been looking at that camel emo for TOO long...

:camel: :hump1:

I'm glad I got that off my chest...*phew*

[Dr. Em]

Semms, please tell me more about your Tart Dictionary vid.....

and can someone tell me how to add a quote please, its just not happening for me!!!!

This forum is a wee bit different than GB.net. Find the post you want to quote. Click on "quote." That will take you to the posting section. The quote doesn't show in this box, but scroll to the bottom of the post your typing....see the next text box? That's the quote that will be added once you hit add reply. Does that help?

Dr. Em

[jozzy]

Aww, thanks heaps Dr.Em. That helps a lot!!

Joz (hugs)

[Carimia]

AND I am so sorry, but I have been looking at that camel emo for TOO long...

:camel: :hump1:

I'm glad I got that off my chest...*phew*

Sassy - OMFG !! :roll: :high5:

[zanyzombie]

Three more I just heard.

G-phorce

g-bay

GIP (Gerry Important People)

[Swansong]

At my age, I am dealing with erratic hormones... but lusting for Gerry has transformed them into "Gerrymoans"! You know, those moans you make when you watch him on film or visit the gallery.... usually followed by a Gerrygasm!

Swan

[Sarah]

LOL! "Gerrymoans..." I thought that was what happened at 3am!? :eye:

[Katelyn D]

:rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:

omg!