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Ok, I just added yours phanphorlife and moomoo22.

Cheers!

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I always thought a "Glasgow kiss" was a spit in the face not a head butt. That's what Gerry did on Leno's show in demonstrating. Watch it sometimes on video.

Kathy

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Zany, I thought of another good one to add, whenever you find the time...

"Gerrapport": the feelings of instant camaraderie (sp?) friendship, understanding, and support all GALS feel for each other, just from knowing we share the same glorious addiction!

Thanks,

Alison

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Zany, I thought of another good one to add, whenever you find the time...

"Gerrapport": the feelings of instant camaraderie (sp?) friendship, understanding, and support all GALS feel for each other, just from knowing we share the same glorious addiction!

Thanks,

Alison

That is a good one Alison! :claphands:

I added it to the list.

Cheers!

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Hi GALS,

I just read all the Gerryisms and found that someone remembered us older GALS! Thank you so much. I have a guestion that is making me worried. My friend just called me and told me that the ornaments that I made for Gerry and His Mum(for Gerry's Birthday and for his Mum for Christmas) will never get to him personnally. That they are given away to charities. And also, that the letter I write to him will also not get to him, even when he is resting between movies. Is this true? I know he is very busy, thank God, but I had hoped that he would someday get to read his own mail. Even if it isn't for a year. But the ornaments I hand made have his name and his Mum's on them and they are not meant for anyone else. If he will never get to even see them, then I will do something else with them. Please let me know if this is true. I know he gets a lot of gifts and he could never keep them all. But I have no money to take trips and see him in person and can only buy one movie at a time, as I am on disability and can only afford them that way. This was the only way I could tell him how much I love Him and His work and also to thank his wonderful Mum for giving us Him.

Please GALS let me know if this is indeed true!

Thanking You ahead of time for the help,

Joanna

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Here's a possible addition "Yellow Towel Look" the definition is the look a person gets on their face when mentally imagining Gerry in the yellow towel.

The term was actually coined by Seumus (he's on this forum as Seumus O'Seaghdha or seumus1). I have no idea what I was thinking about but he said I had the same expression on my face as when I saw Gerry in his yellow towel in 'Shooters'. The worst part is I don't even know what I was thinking about to get that look!

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some fav words that we use at a different fan forum..**not a gerry one....i know...im cheating****

handporn......anything the man does with his hands is handporn , lord knows we all love his hands......

and

eyebrowsex........ thats when he raises one eyebrow.......... sexy... dang sexy......

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"GerrStraction!!"= Talking about Gerry and completely getting distracted from what you were doing. I am including my GerrStraction story from Vegas.

As some of you know, I am new to GALS but got really lucky to be able to go to Vegas to the convention. I also brought along my beautiful daughter (BeWitched Samantha). To quote her “The Phantom BeWitched me but Gerry ensnared me!” We were on our way to the dinner, Friday night. She asked me “what is it about Gerry that you and SO many women are attracted to?” Mind you, we had JUST pulled out of our hotel. Not being familiar with Vegas, I did not realize we were going the WRONG WAY! As I tried to explain to her, my feelings and other’s, by telling her how he is BEAUTIFUL, both inside and out,(and OMG! what WONDERFUL HANDS!), what a WONDEROUS voice he has, how he is kind, unassuming, a superb actor, has eyes you can get lost in, inspiration to MANY to achieve their dreams, just to name a few of his attributes, I managed to drive to BFE east Vegas. We were so deep in conversation it didn’t dawn on either of us until we hit terrain that was totally unrecognizable. Big dirt lots on the side of a 2 lane highway! We got SO hysterical about the whole incident, I almost wet myself laughing …as the tears were streaming down our faces, we turned around then had to retrace our route. We finally did make it to dinner but as I recall, we were probably the last 2 to show.

Part 2 of "GerrStraction"

God believe me, yes, there IS another “GerrStraction” incident!

After Gerry’s visit to us, I had to go back to the hotel and get my raffle tickets ….. had gotten "GerrStracted" and left them in the room. I was on my way down the escalator and was joined by another FaNmily member, please forgive, I don’t know your name, who was on her way upstairs to get her raffle tickets. We were "GerrStractedly" gushing over the fact that Gerry had REALLY shown up and we walked almost out the huge double glass doors when she realized, she had completely missed turning in the right direction to go to her room. I tried, by pointing back the way we had come, to help her get her bearings. It gave me MUCH pleasure to know, I am not the ONLY one who has "GerrStraction" syndrome!

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Joanna I have sent 2 letters to Gerry one when I first joined a year ago when he was reading his own mail and then again about almost 6 months ago with a self addressed return envelope for 2 signed pictures and I have not heard a thing. I guess we won't he has someone doing this if they even have time he gets so much mail. I know he don't do it his self anymore. he is never there. Its just too bad he can't get a crew to at least get out some copied letter or someone to send signed photos one was for my grand son and grand daughter. they will be disappointed. Hang in there. Sorry Betts

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This is the first time I read this thread and it's hysterical and FUN! So for lunch you can have a PB&G sandwich ( Peanutbutler and Gerry) So I thought for breakfast you could have "HunnynutGerrios" This is also my tart name! :yippee:

:claphands: Fran

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Betts, Thanks for the info. I'm sorry that it "appears" that as Gerry gets more famous, that we may all be forgotten. He has to know that there are those of us here in the good ole' USA that would be glad to filter mail and answer letters for Him and save the ones that He really needs to see. The ones that are general, a form letter could be dictated by him and copied out with His signature and sent on. I"m retired and I would Love to do that for Him. I know He is as busy as hell, thank God, but someone in His group of helpers could put out an e-mail to ask for support from us Fans. I don't want Him to lose fans because He is busy. I want Him to stay busy. The public is fickle, and there are so many awesome looking guys coming into thier own as well as Gerry. I myself will always Love Him as I have for almost 11 years. That will not change. But I am worried He will lose touch to the point that we will no longer be important. He is my First and only Movie Star "Crush", and He will always be. Let's hope that since he is so busy that when He gets through with the movies He is making right now, that He will have time to read some of His fan mail and get back with Us who Love Him so much.

Thanks Betts for reading and writing back. It is much appreciated. Joanna

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Hi nance,

I have an e-mail that you responded to my comment about the Gerryisims. I "LOVED" them. I have not had my computer for a week and just got it back an hour ago. I got right on and looked for Our beautiful Gerry. I have been posted as" Archie's Ocean Gal". I' m so excited to be a part of this group. I'm sorry I never had a computer before this or I would have joined in '97 when I first saw Gerry as Archie in Mrs. Brown. His accent and that cute way His mouth goes to the left when He talks. It captured me for ever. After that movie I kept looking for more movies with Him in them and trying to find out about Him, but it seemed that no one heard of Him yet. Oh well, now everybody has heard of Him and now I will never hear from Him. But as the song by Roy Orbison goes," Whenever I want You , I just dream You". That's what I will continue to do. He is my dream Man.

Thanks for letting me talk about Our Man. Joanna

Edited by Joanna

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"GerrStraction!!"= Talking about Gerry and completely getting distracted from what you were doing. I am including my GerrStraction story from Vegas.

This is not my post and I don't know what I did to get my name on it. But I apologize profusely for what I did wrong. I am still pretty new at this computer gig. I'm learning!!!! Just give me time. Again, I'm sorry. Joanna

As some of you know, I am new to GALS but got really lucky to be able to go to Vegas to the convention. I also brought along my beautiful daughter (BeWitched Samantha). To quote her “The Phantom BeWitched me but Gerry ensnared me!” We were on our way to the dinner, Friday night. She asked me “what is it about Gerry that you and SO many women are attracted to?” Mind you, we had JUST pulled out of our hotel. Not being familiar with Vegas, I did not realize we were going the WRONG WAY! As I tried to explain to her, my feelings and other’s, by telling her how he is BEAUTIFUL, both inside and out,(and OMG! what WONDERFUL HANDS!), what a WONDEROUS voice he has, how he is kind, unassuming, a superb actor, has eyes you can get lost in, inspiration to MANY to achieve their dreams, just to name a few of his attributes, I managed to drive to BFE east Vegas. We were so deep in conversation it didn’t dawn on either of us until we hit terrain that was totally unrecognizable. Big dirt lots on the side of a 2 lane highway! We got SO hysterical about the whole incident, I almost wet myself laughing …as the tears were streaming down our faces, we turned around then had to retrace our route. We finally did make it to dinner but as I recall, we were probably the last 2 to show.

Part 2 of "GerrStraction"

God believe me, yes, there IS another “GerrStraction” incident!

After Gerry’s visit to us, I had to go back to the hotel and get my raffle tickets ….. had gotten "GerrStracted" and left them in the room. I was on my way down the escalator and was joined by another FaNmily member, please forgive, I don’t know your name, who was on her way upstairs to get her raffle tickets. We were "GerrStractedly" gushing over the fact that Gerry had REALLY shown up and we walked almost out the huge double glass doors when she realized, she had completely missed turning in the right direction to go to her room. I tried, by pointing back the way we had come, to help her get her bearings. It gave me MUCH pleasure to know, I am not the ONLY one who has "GerrStraction" syndrome!

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Joanna I have sent 2 letters to Gerry one when I first joined a year ago when he was reading his own mail and then again about almost 6 months ago with a self addressed return envelope for 2 signed pictures and I have not heard a thing. I guess we won't he has someone doing this if they even have time he gets so much mail. I know he don't do it his self anymore. he is never there. Its just too bad he can't get a crew to at least get out some copied letter or someone to send signed photos one was for my grand son and grand daughter. they will be disappointed. Hang in there. Sorry Betts

Dear Betts,

I didn't send the ornaments to Gerry. I chickened out right now, maybe in December. I"m not sure.

My daughter had a really cool party a couple of Saturday's ago, and because it was a theme party about some show her and her friends watch, I had to leave because I didn't watch the shows, nor do I want to. But one of the Gals coming would be mad if "Ma" was stuck in her room, which I would like to have been. But I went over to my other daughter's house and she introduced me to Torchwood. A new British show on TV. It was cool. Anyway, when I got home the party was winding down and my daughter said, that since I was such a good sport about leaving she had a gift for me. The gift(s) were fridge magnets. One was "Chillin' with my Gnommies", everybody calls me a little Gnome, because I'm only 5' tall and even my 13 year old Grandson is taller than me!!!! It's in good fun. She also gave me a magnet for Our Gerry, "Idon't have a Foul mouth, I just like to F__k alot. Gerry's favorite word!! I love it!!! But, I probably won't ever send it to Him unless HE personnally asks for it, which is very unlikely. But it's His when He wants it.

Well, wanted to say Hi and this week is our Thanksgiving and I am, in prayer, Thanking God and Gerry's Mum for giving us Gerry. Also, I thank you all for having this webnet for us to tell how we feel about that awesome Man.

Thanks Much, Joanna

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Gerryinterruptus: When real life interrupts our Gerry lusting

Man I hate when that happens!

Lisa :hearts:

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I think I laughed my whole way through this...it's AMAZING! But it was also necessary.

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Gerryinterruptus: When real life interrupts our Gerry lusting

Man I hate when that happens!

Lisa :hearts:

That's happened to me several times today...let me tell you, I was not a happy camper.

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I have one

Gerossip - instead the average, everyday boring gossip...it's all about our GerBear

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I think my favorite (and they are all so good and creative) is songsex -that is exactly how I described PONR to my co-worker Vicki when telling her how good that movie was. She is not a musical fan and thought that the POTO would be dark and morbid. I was telling her about our guy and how good he is in the movie and that he could really sing well etc... Then, I started telling her about the scene where he sings PONR with Christine and how it oozed sex appeal. She laughed at me when I was describing it and I told her not to judge until she watched it! :cunning:

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I had fun reading this thread lol!

and the yellow towel...that entire scene made that movie worth watching :)

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:bump1:

With the new topic on how Gerry says things, and the confusion that is growing between the two, I thought I'd tap it!

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Gerik - for Gerry's Phantom

Droolicious - does it really need a definition - if you have GALS you just KNOW what it means.

His Royal Thighness - Gerry in GOTL, Attila and anywhere else his gorgeous thighs are visible.

I so agree with you all on all of these!! :yahoo:

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