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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (GALS).....Continued

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GALS, WELCOME to the 10th Floor of the Support Center's 3rd Highrise!

Just 59 more floors to go to reach 69 again!

Spring is Springing and so is the HEAT!

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It's gonna be a REDHOT Summer!

AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome - from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome will be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.
2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.
3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.
4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction � people can be so cruel...
5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can't pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."
6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"
7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.
8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.
9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.
10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.
11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre."
12. You buy "Mrs. Brown" just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) biggrin.gif
13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as "your man, Gerry."
14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other "non-essential" items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.
15. You go shopping for your "real-life" man and finding yourself thinking, "OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!"
16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.
17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.
18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*
19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your "happy place."
20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!
21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!
This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.
2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.
3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.
4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.
5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.
6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes "Tale of the Mummy" and "Dracula 2000").
7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.
8. Know Gerry's biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry's trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.
9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.
10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.
The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry's royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

Here is a link to the last floor: http://www.gerardbutlergals.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=43363&page=13

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oops...thank you Suzie for starting a new thread for us!!! I told you things were picking up a wee bit in here...lol.

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:wave:

dropping in to say :hello:

:seeyou:

Lovely of G to time his Australian 'beach' pics just as the new 'floor' opens! :goodjob:

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Those Australian beach photos are some of the best photos of Gerry I've seen in a very long time!

:hubba::drooldrum:

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He is gorgeous, as always.

Talk about a HUNK.

I do hope he is enjoying himself and not training for Point Break.

I know all of us are going to be extra busy praying when he starts filming that. I also hope that he learned his lesson on Mavericks and doesn't put himself in harms way on this one.

Love him absolutely,

Sandy

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:rotflmao: You post some dreamy awesome pics of Gerry in bathing trunks and the gals come out of the woodwork. Go figure!!! Haven't seen this much action around here in a long time.

Could it be because of this:

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~HUGS~ Kathy

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Dang it, Kathy! Now I have to clean drool off my keyboard again! :bouncydrool:

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Dang it, Kathy! Now I have to clean drool off my keyboard again! :bouncydrool:

Isn't it great!!! I love it....drool away!!!! It's about time we had some drop dead gorgeous pics of Gerry!!!! Dreams come from this!

~HUGS~ Kathy

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And I'm not at the beach to see it. Darn! I'll have to find another excuse to get to Sydney and swim at Bondi or Tamarama Beach. I'd probably be so struck dumb and drooling if I saw him and I'd look like a fool *chuckle*. But just thinking about it and my keyboard is starting to get legs and run away ... "Not Again. I hate my keys wet!" it screams at me!

Nice to see you all here.

Andrea - looks like you've got your hands full. Hope all goes well with court and you get forever custody of your lovely kids.

Hugs to all

Cat

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Andrea, good luck!!! I will say a prayer for you in hopes you get full custody of your children! Stay strong!

Cat, RUN don't walk to Sydney!!!! Hit all of those places Gerry keeps going back to, especially the beach. Good place to see him shirtless. *THUD*

Those pics are gifts that just keep on giving!!!! :D

~HUGS~ Kathy

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:multicigs: Talk about your FRESH :gerrygasm: Photos!!!! th_1-HQ.jpg

It's been a while since we've been able to :bouncydrool: over such lovely pics!

Thanks Suzie for opening up the First floor for us!

Cat I agree with Kathy, Run don't walk to Sydney girl!

Hugs all,

Cheryl

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:wave:

dropping in to say :hello:

:seeyou:

Lovely of G to time his Australian 'beach' pics just as the new 'floor' opens! :goodjob:

And he did it on purpose, just for us... GALS can dream, anyway, can't they? And that's exactly what pictures like these make us do! :cloud9::wuv::yummy::love:

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Cheryl, feel free to decorate my opening post any way you like! I can't do graphics.

Suzie

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Suzie you did just fine GF! Gerry in a swimsuit is always the bomb!

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And I'm not at the beach to see it. Darn! I'll have to find another excuse to get to Sydney and swim at Bondi or Tamarama Beach. I'd probably be so struck dumb and drooling if I saw him and I'd look like a fool *chuckle*. But just thinking about it and my keyboard is starting to get legs and run away ... "Not Again. I hate my keys wet!" it screams at me!

Nice to see you all here.

Andrea - looks like you've got your hands full. Hope all goes well with court and you get forever custody of your lovely kids.

Hugs to all

Cat

Andrea, good luck!!! I will say a prayer for you in hopes you get full custody of your children! Stay strong!

Cat, RUN don't walk to Sydney!!!! Hit all of those places Gerry keeps going back to, especially the beach. Good place to see him shirtless. *THUD*

Those pics are gifts that just keep on giving!!!! :D

~HUGS~ Kathy

thanks guys :)

The new Gerry pics are the best I've seen in ages.Not criticizing,it's just the mom in me but in recent years he was so thin it made me want to sit him down and fix him a good,solid home cooked meal. As this one comic says a Southern mama's mantra is "Have you eaten?" lol

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:rotflmao: You post some dreamy awesome pics of Gerry in bathing trunks and the gals come out of the woodwork. Go figure!!! Haven't seen this much action around here in a long time.

Could it be because of this:

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~HUGS~ Kathy

I have fallen down onto the floor from this picture and can't get up. At my age, it might take a while. I'll see what else I can do while I'm down here!

Hugs, Lu

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go to link at Gerry's Corner here click 2X

To the floor, Lu!

Bonnie

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removed photo hot-link and added site link

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Yep! The man is lookin' gooooooooood! :multicigs: And I don't even smoke! :rotflmao:

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go to link at Gerry's Corner here click 2X

To the floor, Lu!

Bonnie

NO WATER MARKS!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! Thanks, Bonnie! *SIGH*

~HUGS~ Kathy

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Very quiet around here today........guess everyone's searching for more beach pics of Gerry........

Bonnie

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I took my youngest,son Alex aka the Brain to a Science/History museum called Discovery Park today.It is really,really,really cool. I will probably go sometime without kids so I can take my time and read everything.My eldest was on a field trip to the same place,just not with us. They had a old settlement set up to represent how things were from 1830-1870,trains,dinosaur skeletons,military stuff and enormous arrowhead collection...it's really huge.

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