jomas_45 Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 You know, Erik could pull that voice of his out and completely screw Drac over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mousie Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 MARTY CLAYMORE VS THE PHANTOM Once again, Marty would be insulted on his singing by the Phantom, in which case he would throw a total diva fit and trip on the boat and fall into the lake. He wouldn't drown, because of his big head, but the Phantom would take his staff/oar and push him down until he drowns, singing "Point of no Return" the whole time. At this point, Christine would realize that the Phantom truly is a wonderful guy and attempt to jump him, but Marty's agent would get to him first, truly thankful to the Phantom for ridding the world of another moron. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalow Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Great thread. Marty could irritate them all to death without any violence (I LOVED Gerry's overdone Marty), but I think ultimately it would be his character is Shooters than would take them down. His was a baaaad boy and would simply blow them away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abrock Posted November 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Ah yes, but remember Stalow, no weapons! Although Jackie was pretty handy with his bare feet.... So, how about the gang bangers? Jackie vs. Jacko! But I haven't seen Fast Food, so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodstock Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 ok since Marek is my boy (hehehe) I have to be biased and say he'd kick everyone's arse. :: I'd think he'd beat Erik bc well... come on Raoul even bested Erik (not that I don't dig the phantom but seriously...that was a little on the pathetic side...) Marek vs. Creedy... hmmmm toughy, Marek again, the boy can weild a sword... Creedy can uh... make liquor? (i know i know no weapons... but he jumped that one solider dude from behind right?) Point is I know Marek is a romantic/sappy but he'd still have half these guys (not to mention all the laides *wink*) on their backs eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abrock Posted December 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Terry Sheridan would kick Marek's arse, though. He's has virtually no scruples, and is a bit buffer than Marek. And he's just a dirty fighter. (i know, i know...insert twisted thought here ) But you're right, Woodstock...Marek would best most of the others. :smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stagewomanjen Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 But you're right, Woodstock...Marek would best most of the others. :smile: I dunno.... Not that I don't like Marek (A LOT), but I think Erik, Creedy, Terry, Drac, Beowulf, Attila, Jacko and Jackie Jr. (both of the last for sheer psychoticness....) could ALL take Marek. I'd lay even odds on Marek vs. The Stranger, because after all, the Stranger was a sailor, after all...they're scrappy, ya know....salty old sea dogs and all... Although Marek could easily take Sam, John Dunne, Archie, Peter (Please and LWL), Marty, Gus (good riddance), Yasha, and I dunno about Frank Borghi..... Next up (because I just finished Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo....go see it, it's nasty but hilarious!)... Who's more of a pimp....Drac or the upcoming Burns??? I'm going with Burns....sure, Drac's got the unearthly demonic "bad boy" appeal...but it takes a smooth operator to woo a bunch of women with poetry!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abrock Posted December 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 (edited) I'm pretty sure Marek could best Creedy & Jacko. Marek vs the Stranger could be interesting, but all in all I think Marek is buffer...and I still think he could take Erik if he really had to. Oh, and Jackie vs. Jacko that I posted way back..definitely Jackie. Got bigger guns (arms) than Jacko. I'd say Drac is more of a pimp...he can just stare at women and they're his...doesn't have to spend time reeling out the creative juices. :: Edited December 22, 2005 by Abrock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushandgerryfan Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 Hmmm I think I'd need to learn more about the "real" Burns so for now, I t hink I'm going with Drac, because think of all the women he got over the years oh my and 3 wives at once all the time??? Yep, a pimp??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry's Witch Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Following the line of most of the posts to the board today KING LEO VS BEOWULF :mopboybeowulf: Having finally got a look at our dearest Leo, I would say he would out-smart Beowulf and wulfie is not necessaily one of life's most intelligent men. They would both use the sword, and wuflie might fight a bit dirty, but Leo has the nobs on smarts as well as being handy with the spear (get minds out of gutter girls). They would both end up somewhat bloody but Leo would win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abrock Posted December 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 After seeing what Leo looks like....Leo would friggin' best ANY of the other characters!! Except for Drac and his super-human strength, but with pure muscle...oh ho...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushandgerryfan Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Leo wins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stagewomanjen Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Um.... Any dude who looks that spectacular while wearing leather underpants has got to be the winner.... Now if only they were BOTH sporting leather underoos.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abrock Posted December 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Um.... Any dude who looks that spectacular while wearing leather underpants has got to be the winner.... Now if only they were BOTH sporting leather underoos.... I'm picturing mud-wrestling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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