Susan~Sporran Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 WELCOME TO THE 19TH FLOOR GALS!! WE ARE ONLY 50 AWAY FROM 69!!!! Since this floor is opening on the birthday of our very own Vanilla Princess, Abrock, this will be the Vanilla Dreams floor FLOOR #1 THRU #16 ARE UNDER RECONSTRUCTION Wet and Wild - Floor #17 (slippery when wet!) Huggy Bear and Kissy Face - Floor #18 (snuggable and snoggable) Now back to our Therapy!!! Yes! This is our NEW Mantra: Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!! A Big THANK YOU to PhantomsAngel for our AWESOME Lyrics!!! GALS Sink the Boat lyrics A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..." AND NOW.... the original thread. Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS. This group is open to all Gerry fans who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to: 1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks. 2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie. 3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry. 4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel... 5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GB.net...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight." 6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!" 7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly. 8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason. 9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels. 10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning. 11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." 12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) 13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.” 14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items. 15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!! 16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry. 17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there. 18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs* 19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.” 20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the Tart next to you sees the same thing!!! 21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!! This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions... Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction. 1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you. 2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person. 3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry. 4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry. 5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it. 6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”). 7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction. 8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography. 9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight. 10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss! As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary. The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group. "My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS." All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard! *Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!* Meet the Staff of the GALS Support Center Dr. Em's Prescription The GALS Prayer :inlove: to Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.” Sporran Tart GALS Support Center Erection Supervisor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 OK, I need a cute idea for a Men's GALS T-shirt. Soemthing funny, for our partners.Like, "I used to have a wife, now I just have a GAL." But funnier. :???: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candy281 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 I cant think of anything witty tonight but I will be sure to let you know . Ahhh...a new floor. We are getting closer and closer girls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sofietje Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 We still need to cover 50 floors before we can get to floor 69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candy281 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 And we can do it! Cmon ladies, we used to be far more chattier back in the day! I would get chatty now but I need sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
becozy Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 (edited) Morning, sofietje! Hey candy and semmsb.. I'm sure if we stay 'on the ball' the 'erection' will be 'to 69' before we know it! :Devious: What's Sporran think? As erection supervisor and all... Hhhmmmm... Tough to be the Vanilla Dreams floor with a thought like that! How about: http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a301/bec...photocall06.jpg be back later...I gotta run utility and virus scans on my computer! :Waving4: Edited August 28, 2005 by becozy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer St. Giles Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Good Morning GALS! Here's a major vanilla dreamsicle! :*: :gg2: :dream1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvphantom Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Crawls up to floor 19. I shouldn't have stayed up so long last night. 3.30 a.m is entirely too late, I'm not 20 anymore. But it was nice to chat with you GALS. But I was up already at 10.a.m., then did some housework, went for a walk with a friend, did some more housework. For Abrock - and everyone, some sweet Vanilla. Oh Jenni, the pic you posted is one of my fav pics of Gerry, he looks so delectable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swansong Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 WOW, a new floor already! I'm gonna try to be on this one more often. While I love Gerry's naughty boy side, I am absolutely mad for his softer, dreamier and romantic nature. Captured very well I might add, in the gorgeous photos you GALS are posting! Here's to Gerry's Vanilla! Swan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stagewomanjen Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Hello girlies! Hope that the group of you had a kick-a*s time in Vegas! Can't wait until the whole group of us descend on the town and rock it! Sarah....noticed a few days ago and wanted to say that your new siggie is beautiful. As for the trading cards...having the worst time deciding. I was thinking Angelina Jolie, but as she's taken, I need some suggestions for a sexy, sassy, brunette celeb. Maybe Sandra Bullock? She's a little cute though....need someone with a bit of attitude! LOVE the new smilies! I mean, I can't help but love the old stand-by ones, like so , but still, the new ones are faboo! :albert: :SmileNose: :drunk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonifinds2 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 AHHHHHHH Gerry sweet vanilla.... Risa sorry we kept you up last night...but we had such a great time chatting with you!!! and with all the GALS that made over last night. it is too much fun (not much VANILLA though) talking to everyone in real time. I was laughing so hard :blink: I'm going to start looking for a new chair. One with seatbelts I think :hit: All these smilies... :wink: holy cow, really do need to learn to focus!!! Well go to run to work now Chris is right I really to decide work or school doing both is going to kill me.. :2eyes: Hope I run into ya'll again tonight, P.S. I know this probably isn't the place to put this but to all you GALS and to their loved ones in the Gulf area wanted you to know that I'm sending only good thoughts and prayers for your safety.Saw on the news that Katrina is being a real biatch :censored: So please be safe!!! Toni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrin Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Oh a vanilla floor! I wonder if I can behave long enough, probably not. Good morning gals! There are so many wonderful new smilies, thanks Sarah! :zha: :speelcheker: :bsh: Vanilla, vanilla, hmmm..... That hits the spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameAngel Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABROCK!!!!!!!! :heart: I say it's time to par-TAY!! :ballons: :dance: :bounce016: :bounce016: :bounce016: :You_Rock: Abrock! Hey, that rhymes.... Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
becozy Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Morning, GALSisters! I'm praying for everyone in New Orleans and vicinity! Katrina's a 5! Oh, my. It's a lazy, rainy, humid day here in Connecticut! I started reading Outlander last night. It's sooo good. I'm pretty sure I read it when it was first published...the old brain cells are disintegrating, though! :???: I aboslutely love Vanilla Gerry! Here's one of my favorites: http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a301/becozy78/gerry3.jpg Happy B'day to Abrock! Off to my little workshop to print some pictures for the CT Tarts and assemble some gift baskets for the NYC Tart Get Together on 11/12, celebrating Gerry's birthday. I'm so psyched! Lotsa work, but fun. Reminds me, I have to find time to pm Carimia for GALS/Vegas '06!! Enjoy your day, ladies! :Waving4: :hugbear: Barbara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleobethra Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 *flies into the thread* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY VANILLA PRINCESS! Been cleaning all day! I'm tired and I have a headache. Checking in before I go to the workshop to work on cards and signatures. Barb, sent the Gerry framed yum via UPS yesterday. They wrapped it up nice and tight. Should reach you by Wednesday. I know you'll be able to fill it with gerrilicious pics!! Okay! To the rest o the MODS. Thanks for reading and keeping up with the forum. These cards have me pretty busy and I have not read much in the last 2 days. I will read EVERYTHING later on today after working on graphics and of course when I get home from work tomorrow. GALS, keep requesting your cards. Remember to check the Master List before you request as I update the list every time I get a request. Your card will be marked UNDER CONSTRUCTION until I finish it. Then I will PM you your card and add it to my GALS Trading Cards photobucket account. We are now up to card # 28! Jen, If ya want Sandra Bullock ya better hurry and request her officially. Something tells me all of Hollywood's most beautiful women will be gone soon! *dances and points to her siggy* I finally decided on Leonor Varela so Jessica Alba is now available. Damn..I wish I could BE Jessica Alba. So whomever chooses Alba will have a kick arse card because I already have the perfect pic picked out. Okay! To trading card land I go!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nade Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Vanilla Xs 8 MULTIPLE VANILLA GERRYS! :wub: :high5: 19TH FLOOR!!! off to look at the official trading card list......then a tutorial for a new program I'm learning... I think my photobucket album is Vanilla challenged...I'll need to go scouting for some more pictures!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanyzombie Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Yeah! The 19th floor! WOO-HOO! "HAPPY VANILLA BIRTHDAY ABROCK!" :ballons: A vanilla Gerry pic just for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Phantom of the Opera Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Here's more vanilla goodness! O and I was watching this gameshow called Lingo where its all five letter words and they have to figure out the word etc etc and one started with K and I yelled KINKY!!! and it was kinky and it took them 4 guesses and when they said it was kinky I sorta hit my nose .. it hurt really bad.. lol I thought I would share my interesting experice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Sarah....noticed a few days ago and wanted to say that your new siggie is beautiful. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks! I am finally getting the hang of the graphics program! C'mon GALS, suggestions for a blokes T??? I thought I'd get up this morning and there would be HEAPS here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvphantom Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Awwwww, that smile. A stranger is looking at you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candy281 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Good morning (for me anyway.) Loving all the vanilla goodness! Got up bright and early this morning and was listening to the news...Katrina sounds really bad so my blessings to anyone who is caught up in it. when is Abrocks actual birthday?? I think we all celebrated a couple of days ago and now we are doing it again lol! Then of course there was the time Madame tricked us . Oh well, Happy Birthday Mel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abrock Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Total drive by posting, because I don't have long, but..... THANK YOU everyone for the birthday and Vanilla wishes!! :wub: :wub: I'm touched beyond words. :cry: Oh, and Candy...my actual birthday is the 28th, which is today for me, and yesterday for you! :beam: Erm.... Anyway, I can't really stay, but thank you again!! Vanilla floor! *hangs up hammock* G'night! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susan~Sporran Posted August 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Hello my lovely GALS and again HAPPY BIRTHDAY Abrock. I've been gone all day, didn't get up until after 9 this morning because I was here until after 2 a.m. We saw The Musical of Musicals today and it was HILARIOUS. The gyst is that the plot is the same (girl can't pay rent, landlord demands rent, girl asks boyfriend for help and asks advice from an older woman) but they do it in the style of 5 different Broadway composers. The first one was Rodgers & Hammerstein done like Oklahoma and the "hero" was named Big Willy - and of course I nearly slid out of my seat laughing the first time another character called him that. Then there was a part where he was singing like the hero from Carousel about his son (in the style of My Boy Bill) and he sings about staying home all day playing with his little Willy. Of course another reason to slide out of my seat. The show stopper was the older woman (who is probably in her 40's) sings the big alto number take-off of Climb Every Mountain and Bali High. What a complete hoot. They did 2 other versions before the intermission. After intermission they did the Andrew Lloyd Webber version and it was sooo freaking funny. I highly recommend this show to anyone who is a fan of Broadway musicals. It really helps to know the shows that they are satirizing but they were based on pretty big shows (like Mame, Hello Dolly, Cabaret, New York New York, Into the Woods, A Little Night Music and of course the whole gamut of ALW shows). Here is some vanilla Gerry for everyone Very Vanilla Fella Italian Vanilla smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candy281 Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Sporran that sounds great...BILLY! . Mel, what did you do for your birthday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer St. Giles Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 Drive by posting to Wish ABROCK Happy Birthday and many Gerry Gasmic Kisses!!!! Luv ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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