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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (GALS) continued


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Wet & Wild - Floor #17 (Slippery When Wet!)

Huggie Bear - Kissie Face - Flooor #18

Vanilla Dreams - #Floor 19

How Kinky Can You Get With Gerry From the Neck Up - Floor #20

Gerry in Black - Floor #21

A Treasure Chest of Goodies! - Floor #22

What would YOU do with the Yellow Towel? - Floor #23

The Fruity Floor - Floor #24

Gerry's Feat of Nature - Floor #25

Gerry - The Phantom Lover - Floor #26

Romantic Marek - Marek Madness! - Floor #27

Dracula - Dead and Loving It! - Floor #28

Gerry’s Luxuriously Luscious Locks! - Floor #29

Our Dark Desires - Floor #30

Floor #31 - Kilty Pleasures

Floor #32 - Happy Birthday Gerry!

Floor #33 - Thanksgiving

Floor #34 - I’m Dreaming of a Very Gerry Christmas!

Floor #35 - The Twelve Nights of Gerry

Floor #36 - Naughty or Nice

Floor #37 - 300 Reasons to Love the New Year

Floor #38 - Remember Your First Time (POTO)

Floor #39 - The Stranger Floor - We're All Connected

Floor #40 - The Terry Floor - Get the Kinks Out!

Floor #41 - Nibbles and Bits - those tasty places you can't resist

Floor #42 - The Heart and Soul Floor - what do you see in Gerry's?

Floor #43 - The Games floor - what games would you like to play with Gerry?

Floor #44 - Happy Gerrytine's Day - hearts and flowers and chocolates!!!

Floor #45 - Fantasy Date - where would you go on yours with Gerry?

Floor #46 - Oscarmania!!

Floor #47 - Casting Party

Floor #48 - B&G

Floor #49 - Luck o' the Irish

Floor #50 - 50 Ways to Please Gerry

Floor #51 -Spring is here....

Floor #52, It's the Ears (for Easter)

Floor #53 - The Crow's Nest

Floor #54 - Mop Boy Dream Dates

Floor #55 - Sweet Margaret, Mother of Gerard!

Floor #56 - Ode to the Beard

Floor #57 - The Welcome Wagon

Floor #58 - Thanks for the Memories

Floor #59 - MopBoy Dream Dates Part Deux

Floor #60 - Hot Fun in the Summer Sun with Gerry

Floor #61 - GALS in Toyland

Floor #62 - Synergy

Floor #63 - Happy Anniversary GALS!!

Floor #64 - It's all about SUPPORT

Floor #65 - our addiction revisited

Floor #66 - A Whole World of Gerry Love

Floor #67 - Charity begins at home and hits the road

Floor #68 - The Penultimate - Fantasyland

Floor #69 - The Penthouse Suite and Topping Off Party

Now back to our Therapy!!!

Yes! This is our NEW Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.”

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.”

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”).

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.”

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Party? Did someone say party?

"There is always room at the top

don't let them tell you that there is not!"-Room at the top by Adam Ant

Yes, I'm ready, I'm ready to par-tay! The view is amazing...especially with all the gals here.


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Morning to all the GALS & PALS! I'm so fookin tired this morning - couldn't have ANYTHING to do with my new obsession with my Myspace account, could it? I think I am addicted....

I really don't have room for ANOTHER addiction - but it is Gerry related since I have him on my background!

Suz - thanks for the Red Death - my page definately needed it!

Leslie - I was totally not blocking you on purpose - I have no idea how some of that crap works on there.

So much to say and so little time this morning. For all the GALS who sent me friend req - OMG I'm getting to it! I only have access to it at home and I'm NEVER home! I can't wait to chat with all of you and explore your pages - Especially you Swan - I want to hear Nathan's music!

For anyone I've missed, "Forgive me, please forgive me!" I'm a little loopy! :hugs:

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After weeks of searching I found the missing DVD. :yippee: :yippee:


Kristine skips to the roof singing:

Right smack dab in the middle of town

I found a paradise that's trouble-proof

And if this old world starts getting you down

There's room enough for two up on the roof

Up on the roof

Come on baby, come on baby, up on the roof

Come on baby, come on baby, up on the roof

Come on baby, come on baby, up on the roof

Come on baby, come on baby, up on the roof

Up on the roof



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Ahhhh blissful serenity!

~Taking a seat on my big comfy bed high atop the highrise, the afternoon sun warm and sweet. I sigh as I lay back against my Gman who is already here waiting to comfort me. Safe in the circle of Gerry's embrace I can close my eyes and relax.~

Every afternoon should be spent in such splendor! :wub:

Off to the gym and my 2mile run, I'm feeling cheeky it might even be 2 1/2 miles!

Good news, my fitness trainer expert says that I am not eating enough for the energy I am forcing my body to expend! She said "If you only have $20. until payday are you going to spend it all at once?" She said my body is hanging onto the excess fat because it's afraid i'm gonna starve it! (I do eat btw, i'm no Nicole Richie!) I just need to up my portion sizes a bit.

See you all later!!


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Thanks for keeping the floor open, Susan!

Kristine, keep singing, woman! :dance: :dance: :dance:

Bella, that's what I tell my hubby, that his body is going to cling to the fat until he starts eating frequent small meals a day, because he likes to skip breakfast. Happy dieting, girl!

Snap, I love your new siggy! Kudos to the Queen!

Jill, happy exercising!

Elissa, thanks for the encouragement. Too bad I missed out on chat last night with you and the gals.

Hi AimeeMarie!

See you all at the big bash later!

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Leslie - I was totally not blocking you on purpose - I have no idea how some of that crap works on there.

LOL! Turns out I was set to block IMs also! Somewhere in the profile, you can check your settings for IM. You can choose "none" or "IM only from Friends" or "IM from anyone." I've switched mine to allow IMs from Friends. I also am on AIM if anyone wants to IM me there! LKDicken

WOOOOO HOOOOOO! The party continues on!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, The Phantom and I are a leary of rooftops (well, he did have a moment or two on the opera house rooftop and statue), but since that bad experience he's grown a bit nairvous of being up so high! So, we'll alternate between saying hello up here and vanishing down to the Subterranean Level!!!


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:hello: everyone, hope all of your have a good day. I have been running back and forth all morring. I guess I need to get a myspace account, but I don't know much about it. I feel like I am missing something ::D:

I had a great time in chat last night. :crack1:

Hey to Bella, Swannie, Irene, Kristine, Suz, Elissa, and to all the other GAls/Pals out there, I love you all.

You guys have been so kinda and supportive and very welcoming. Thank you all so much, I guess I felt a little gushy today. ( is gushy even a word) O well.

Take care all.


Erica J S

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:claphands::claphands: I am delighted to find that the party continues on the rooftop! My mopboy harem room is back in business! :dance: :bellydance::woo::behave:

Now, if only I could tear myself away from the guys long enough to go study for my CPR renewal! :lol:

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Cassie - yes, you do have to join some of Gerry's Midwest Classy Lasses events. We post a lot on .net under the midwest get-togethers... maybe we should start a thread about our events here too... I know lots of the lasses are gals (Hi you, you know who you are :kisswink: ) Next event will be Gerry's birthday party.

Bella - so you married one of the knights??? How awesome!!!! Yes... they are ALL yummi, not an ugly knight in sight... Made me wish to be ten years younger...sigh... Well, I don't look my age though... maybe I should have tried a bit harder... :kisswink: Maybe next time... until than I enjoy singlehood and some erotic fantasies with this guy.... :whome2:


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Pegasus (Peggy) wanted me to let you all know that she is having computer troubles and will get back to GALS as soon as she is able. She sends her love to everyone.

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Good afternoon GALS and PALS! Or evening depending on your time zone. I have been immersed in luvphantom's Erik story today! :heat: I haven't finished, just been reading when I am on hold (which is quite a bit) here at work. It's great! Also, I've been checking out a lot of the GALS made vids, they are inspiring me to try to make one, but then I think "Misty, your attempt would be pathetic." We'll see!

I am glad the party continues!! Yay!! Sorry I missed chat last night, it sounds like you had a great one! Talk to you later.

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Hi Gals! Continuing the party fun fun!

I need to add you Bellawolfe, on my myspace! :) I had no idea you were on a TV show! lol! Innteresting!

I love that manip you did Lady Trueword....Now I really want to read the story lol!

Suz, I totally agree that 5 hrs just ain't gonna cut it w/ the sleep......5 hrs is hellacious actually, I should know b/c I was up all night last night coughing! I better be able to sleep tonight man!!! I had a really tough time and for awhile worried that I was relapsing. Its time for me to get to bed tonight so I can be sure to get enough hours of sleep.

I hope you gals all have a wonderful evening!

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I need to add you Bellawolfe, on my myspace! :) I had no idea you were on a TV show! lol! Innteresting!

Rush~ California is the place to be seen, I just got lucky a few times. I am in the JAG episode called "When the Bough Breaks", I am in an episode of NCIS but I don't know the name of the episode -I did get to talk to the young hottie that's on the show as we did take after take of the scene! And lastly I am in Dolly Parton's "Welcome Home" video, which you can play on AOL I think. Oh, and I was in the audience at Jay Leno when the Pussycat Dolls performed. It's really not a big deal -I'm a writer, I went for the exposure to the industry. (They feed you really good!)

Little FYI, the guy who plays Harm on JAG -BIG jerk! However, Doug Davidson from Young & the Restless -total sweetheart! I got to meet him on base, as well as some of the other castmates. I also met the Dallas Cowboy players, most of whom were gracious, and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders =who I am proud to say all have a brain in their head, and were very nice!

I would have traded all those moments for 2 mins with Gerry in a heartbeat! It took me 20 years to meet Doug Davidson, so I will keep faith that I will meet Gerry one day! To all my GALS friends out there -NEVER give up on any of your dreams, when God is ready He just might suprise you for your faith! Look at Susan~Sporran, she met Gerry and then Tony Curran on a whim! It can happen when you least expect it!

Phanina~ Yes, all the Knights in Dallas are/were goregous too! It's actually really a silly story, my DH and I. I got the job there because I thought one of the knights was hot, turns out he was married. So what's a girl to do? I wasn't looking for anyone, and there was my future husband following me around and asking me out! It took him suprising me with a carnation in my corset for me to give in and say yes! (They hand out carnations to the knights to give ladies in the crowd, and he snuck one out for me.) He proposed on my birthday at a piano bar by getting the pianist to bring me up and sit on the piano, and then all the men in the club came up and sang "You've Lost that Loving Feeling" just to me right before he popped the question.

I'm off to work on my screenplay, but I hope to stop by the chat before I go to bed later.

Luv you all!



OMG! I just noticed my siggy has a typo! I'm so twitterpated with Gman I can't even spell!

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David James Elliot - a jerk? I'll have to tell my mom, she was a big JAG fan.

Soooo, just finished the 2nd season of 24 on dvd, we've been watching it since Labor Day and have become addicted! It's just too bad that Gerry hasn't been on it, everyone else has LOL.

Ttyl, Mousie

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I love this floor! am I ok to be here? or is this for seasoned fans? I love sig banners *takes notes*

I sent "Dracula 2000" and "Timeline" to my best friend in Canada, she had never seen them and I felt it was an upmost importance to spread the Gerry LOVE!

Darling... the Support Center is for ALL GALS and PALS!!!!! You are MORE than welcome here, anytime... and your post will no doubt be followed up many warm greetings!



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I love this floor! am I ok to be here? or is this for seasoned fans? I love sig banners *takes notes*

I sent "Dracula 2000" and "Timeline" to my best friend in Canada, she had never seen them and I felt it was an upmost importance to spread the Gerry LOVE!

ShagadellicBaby :welcome: I hope you enjoy yourself and all the Gals/Pals are so great. Have fun!

Erica J S

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I love this floor! am I ok to be here? or is this for seasoned fans? I love sig banners *takes notes*

I sent "Dracula 2000" and "Timeline" to my best friend in Canada, she had never seen them and I felt it was an upmost importance to spread the Gerry LOVE!

Shag' Baby!!! Pairfect name for this place!!! :kisswink:


Speaking of yummy sigs?? :treasuretrail:

Look for me :gutter: Beware of frequent lightning strikes!



*scratches head* I was so vanilla before I came here too. What happened?

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:omg: I just saw the 300 trailer that stef put on the main page and Gallery

300 trailer here's a link if ya missed it, comic con Gals may have seen this but I didn't so i'm so excited!! :yippee:

I don't think I'd even care if Gerry was in this flick or not I'd have to see it! It looks so hot :tasty:

I keep meaning to do this Ina Hi!!! Loved your pic's of the knights! How are you getting on It's great to see ya!

Bella how's the writing going? :wideeyes:

Rush you feeling better? :sick:

ShagadellicBaby :Welcome2: Seasoned fans? Are you calling us old??? :funnyface: Anyone can post anywhere in here that's what I love about it, what you will notice is alot of Gals will know what's going on with others because we all become friends and share stuff but by reading posts you can catch up!

Kristine Vanilla?? :rotflmao::rotflmao: the only vanilla thing about you is your mop-boy!!! So don't ever leave the :gutter::kiss:

C xx

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Hey Celine, love the new siggy, another fantastic Bethy special I see. Just sat here and stared for a few minutes. But please, now and then, share Beo with us please.

Okay, into the hot tub for the party. Now where is the champers!!!!

Love ya all TNLW of course



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Good morning GALS! ::D:

Shagadellicbaby - :hello: Welcome to the support center! I think that is great that you are spreading the Gerry love! It doesn't take much for Gerry to get us hooked does it? btw, I love your avatar!

Kristine - Somehow I just can't see you being vanilla, black velvet maybe, but not vanilla! :nanana:

Rush - I hope you are feeling better! I don't think I've told you this yet but I LOVE your siggy of you with drac! Yummmmmmy!

Bella - You have had some really neat experiences! And thanks for sharing your words of encouragement. I was feeling pretty discouraged about things when I read it and it helped. My confidence is still pretty low right now but I'm not going to completely give up!

And hi to all of the other GALS and PALS! I hope you have a great day!

Since Bella has got Gerry busy, I think I'll play hooky today and go find a private place with Attila...

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