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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (GALS) Continued...

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The Grand Opening of Floor 22!!! Only 47 And Counting!!!

Floor #22 ~ It’s a Treasure Chest of Goodies! Yes, it’s time to goss about the G-Man’s chest! He will be losing those moobies due to his new role. So let’s see how many pics we can find of Gerry’s Gerrilicous chest.


Wet & Wild - Floor #17 (Slippery When Wet!)

Huggie Bear - Kissie Face - Flooor #18

Vanilla Dreams - #Floor 19

How Kinky Can You Get With Gerry From the Neck Up - Floor #20

Gerry in Black - Floor #21

Now back to our Therapy!!!

Yes! This is our NEW Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A Big THANK YOU to PhantomsAngel for our AWESOME Lyrics!!!

GALS Sink the Boat lyrics

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS.

This group is open to all Gerry fans who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GB.net...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.”

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.”

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the Tart next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”).

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

Meet the Staff of the GALS Support Center

Dr. Em's Prescription

The GALS Prayer

:inlove: To Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.”

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So we're working our way down huh? First above the neck and then the chest. It'll be chaos when we go lower. :Devious:

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Ok, girlies!!! Lots of fun to be had with Gerry's luscious playground of a chest!!! Woot!

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I wanna be those sunglasses! :D

You can just hear him now, eh? Saying "I know you love my chest, GALS! Come and get it!

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I KNEW IT!!!!! I just knew the second that I clicked into the forum, that there would be a new floor. I win!! Here's my Gerrylicious contribution (and probably my only contribution :sigh)


Delicious in blue

Happy trails to you..... Oh, and chest.

Chest....and then some



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Hi GALS! A new floor where we can worship Gerry's manly chest. Well here's something to drool over (I can't get enough of this photo!) Would you just look at this man? Is it just me, or does he make you think in XXX (and I don't mean kisses)

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Here's another pic and it's wet Gerry chest! :Drool13:

*Thanks to beanie for showing me how to do thumbnails using photobucket. Geez I'm slow.*

Oohh....one of everyone's favorites!!

Would you be kind enough to share how to dothe clickable thumbnails? I have photobucket, and can't figure it out!! Thanks!! :D

I still can't believe the caption on the pic of Gerry that Dr.Em uses to close the floors.


those words, a picture of Gerry and on GALS???? Where all the lusty lassies have minds in the gutter or thereabout? ;)

Where's the spanker for Dr. Em?? :roll:

Attila chest



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Hi Jennifer,

I'm new here, but everyone has been telling me aboutyour book, and how great it is. I look forward to reading it. Belated Congradulations.

Linda with many personas, for now, just a.k.a. Beach

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Swannie, I just got home from my Mums! I have been gone all day, and have 83 emails to read! But first - I am going to check out Ethan and Charlotte!

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I know it's been a LONG time since I have posted, well, okay so it's only a day or so, but for GALS that's a LONG time! ;)

I still have some awesome tales to tell about Vegas, but alas, I am still playing catch-up with work, life and GALS work stuff. All work and no play makes Dr. Em and dull GAL. :(

ANYway, I couldn't resist doing a floor dedicated to Gerry's chest - I so love this man's chest. Yes, I admit it, I'm a chest GAL. I'm a sucker for a great well-defined chest, but I would take the moobies, too - IF they are on Gerry! :woot:

Oh, Swan, Sarah was spending the day with her sister, so she won't be on until we're probably in bed. Tierney is having major withdrawals not being able to tease Sarah today (true story).

To all those under the weather - Dr. Em's ORDERS you get better!

To My Sweet Bethikins ~ I love you and my prayers are with you and your family.

To Abrock ~ I just figured out my new cell phone and saw a text message from you! Sorry I didn't respond sooner - I'm blond - enough said. I hope you are feeling better and I KNOW I owe you a call.

To Carimia ~ I owe you a call as well about the Vegas GALS Convention. I'll try and call you tomorrow.

To everyone else that I owe a call to - I'm TRYING really - please be patient with me.

Please post all the Gerry chest pictures you can, I need the pic-me-up!


Dr. Em

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Well I'm here for a minute sweetie, but I've been writing all day and half the night, and I'm beat!

But it's 3:00AM.... the "Gerry be twitching hour", and what do you suppose THE Butler is up to?

(Okay, the thought that just struck me is soooo NOT PG13! Hint: it has something to do with inches) *wink wink*

I might get spanked for that one, but I can't help it, I'm totally rummy!

This last chapter of Chanson de L'ange burned up my keyboard.... Talk about emotional fireworks! I swear, there are scorch marks on my fingers!

Well I'm thinking about all you GALS snoozing safely in your beds and.....

What the hell am I talking about?

It's 3:00 AM baby!


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I am being hauled on a huge 2 hour drive for lunch tomorrow. We are going to Simon's old bosses place - with Simon's old work mates. What fun - NOT! :badday: So I will be gone for another day! :blue: How will I cope? :teotwin: I plan on turning on the computer first thing when I get home! Look after Ethan and Charlotte for me!

Hugs :tatty1:


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We'll miss you Sarah!!! We'll take good care of Ethan and Charlotte... don't worry! :Smitten:

I have to work today, so I will be gone till the middle of the afternoon. But I just have to share this..... I came across this picture yesterday, and have been dying to show it to you all since I had never seen it before and it just knocked my socks off. :D Ok, to warn you, it's a little bizarre, and it might make you laugh, but it shows that even as a young teen lad, our boy was STARTING to show intentions of showing his chest. I do mean YOUNG. And..... Blonde?!! (Suposedly dyed for a play) Hold onto your hats, ladies, and put down all your drinks.....

I give you young blonde Gerry (with a smattering of chest)

Cute, huh?

Ok, back to the man we know and love (wow has he grown into his looks!!!) and his Puppy dog chest!!

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What a day! Honestly, I am glad the show only comes around once a year. The rides left me feeling very light headed and dizzy (never used to!)

Guess what girls?? I am having a SUPUR JURY WEEKEND! Lyn loaned it to me last night at our little tart get together and is picking it up tommorow, since she will be in the area.

These arent bare chested really, but in honour of de-virginising myself from One More Kiss and The Jury...HERE YE GO LASSIES!

he looks cwute with his mouth just open *sigh*

Ok...thats all the pics I can post for now because photobucket is having a siezure. :angry016: :angry016: :angry016: :angry017:

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Two quickies,

Posted ImageTeach Me Tiger! (If someone has a larger, clear pic of this specific view Terry chest, please post, so I can save a better version and

:Drool3: :Drool3: :Drool3: anytime I please.)

Posted ImageHey Gerry, Baby, put your book down. *Oh, I so want to read every inch of that chest!*


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