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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (GALS) continued


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WELCOME to the 5th floor of the 2nd highrise of our clinic!

:Yippie: :partytime::happybirthday::whome2:Yes, you baby!

With Gerry's birthday in just a couple of days now seems the PAIRFECT time to have a whole floor of the Support Center devoted to celebrating the day that God graced the world with this verrrrra special gift. So let's have a party - a KING Leonidas-sized party!! What food and drinks will we have? Who are the other guests (besides you and Gerry)? What will you give him as a present (keep the gutter gifts IN the Gutter please!)? What are we going to dance to (there will be music, of course - maybe karaoke too)!?! This must be the bash that Gerry deserves, so let's show him that the GALS really know how to throw a doozy of one!!!

Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #1

Highrise #2 Floor #1-A Strong Foundation

Highrise #2 Floor #2 - FALL is the season

Highrise #2 Floor #3 - The POWER of 3

Highrise #2 Floor #4 - Four on the Floor - Road Trip

Yes! This is our GALS Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.”

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.”

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”).

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.”

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Susan~Sporran

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w00t! Happy birthday Gerry!! You talented, handsome, charming, thoughtful, bad-boy-with-a-heart-of-gold! :wub: Super-glue hug........

~Mel

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I've said once I'll say it again,"Psycho Sexual Obsession"

What would I bring to G's party? Well ^That guy for sure! Posted Image My fountain.

And about a million slow, oldies. For karaoke?? Nore Jones' covers of, "Turn me on" and "The Nearness of You" Then I'm going to need a cold shower or a room!

Would have to think about a pressie - What do you get the man who God has so blessed?

Probably an anonymous donation to charity, then light a candle for him at mass. Those are the most valuable gifts I could give.

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wow love your manip. Well I don't know about ya'll but today is damp, windy, cold 53 and I won't go out I don't want to get sick. tonight is going to be 37 so that means some warm gerry movies, some good Gerry Juice ummmm and just dreams of him in my head to keep me warm. all by myself tonight. maybe chat will also warm me up heheeh. did last night hey Pilar and irish !!!! it was fun. how do ya'll like my siggy and slice I love it. Janie did a good job and Bethy I still have my original so I can change as the mood strickes me but I love them and sent them to my family to see of course blah blah what do they know or feel for this man . squat!!! except for Autumn Breeze. my sweet one my Beans is my nickname for her always has been even my last part of my phone number is bean for her. hahaha we are all crazy crazy over Gerry. Well hope you all are warm and have had your flu shot though this years made me run a small fever that kept coming and breaking for one whole day. it was weird. the Autumn view from this floor is gorgeous for now but soon the leaves will be gone. then it looks so bare. with what little trees I have left after Katrina blew her way in. and out . she was a nasty Broad. well love ya'll lots talk to you again Lord Willing . xooxxoxo Betts or Towanda as my niece calls me.

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Hi Ladies! ::D:

Been awhile since I posted in the SC so to cover everything that I've missed,

Congrats to everyone who's had something good happen, and

Big :hugs: to everyone who's had or is having some not-so-good days. You all are always in my thoughts and prayers.

Oh, a party! Just what I'm in the mood for, especially since Purdue won it's football game today - which makes them eligible for a post-season game! :headspin: :yippee: So I'll just go find a soft, comfy corner to crash into to help recover from this week.

:wave: to all the GALS and PALS!

Have a great weekend!

jedisnoopy79

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Woo Hoo Partay! on the 5th floor!!!

Happy Saturday all you Gorgeous GALS!

Like Pilar I stayed up waaaay to late in chat last night. Just now gettin' my shite together for the day!

Here Pilar, this is for you Posted Image

This is for Aimee Posted Image

And of course, this is for me Posted Image You guys didn't think I'd be too tired to oglepost this one did ya? :lol:

Here's my contribution to the big bash Posted Image:pointy:

Remember to party responsibly :rotflmao:

Luv yas!

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This is for Aimee Posted Image

Hobbes, my darling girl! I will gladly take him and run!

I will now not be available at all today - you know, Drac can't stay in the light. Guess we'll have to go into the dark...wonder what we could do there??????

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Did I hear the word Posted Image I brought the Posted Image And I brought Posted Image for the G man. Now lets get Posted Image and get this PARTY started!

:bellydance: :dance2: :happybirthday::happybirthday::happybirthday::dingdong: Look who's here :fans::wow2: :Yee-Haw: :Yippie: :drink::hehe:

:butterfly: Fran

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Did someone say "Posted Image"???

Oh, that's right...Monday is Gerry's Birthday!!

:whome2: You bet Gerry!!

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:wow2: Yeah, we GALS can't help but go all out!!

I heard your party was gonna be a big event too, so I grabbed Attila to escourt me. . .

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. . .hope you don't mind! (He can be very hard to resist!)

:baby: Yeah, it's something like that! :lol:

So Happy Birthday Sweetheart!! :happybirthday:

Sincerely,

Bella Bean

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I heard your party was gonna be a big event too, so I grabbed Attila to escourt me. . .

. . .hope you don't mind! (He can be very hard to resist!)

Bella Bean that manip is to die for!! Good thing QB likes to share! :lol:

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I heard your party was gonna be a big event too, so I grabbed Attila to escourt me. . .

. . .hope you don't mind! (He can be very hard to resist!)

Bella Bean that manip is to die for!! Good thing QB likes to share! :lol:

Yep.. my sexy :mopboyattila: is way too man for one woman..there is plenty of him to go around.

Lovely manip, Bellalicious.

Hey, for pics larger than 200x200, we should really try to use thumbnails for the forum.

Thanks!

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Lish!

That is one hot harem ya got there!

My Island harem has been updated, so I'll have to make myself a manip.

Of course, I don't have a lot of time to visit the Island..

The Gutter is a full time job! ::D:

Speaking of Gutter..

Yas like my new siggy?

:rotflmao:

Oooh REMEMBER!

Vote for your picks for Gerry's Birthday Weekend MovieChat Marathon.

Click HERE to vote if you have not already.

So far, my picks are winning with 49% of the vote! :dance:

Voting ends on the 13th, so if have not already voted..VOTE NOW!

Back to the workshop, Batman!

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:party: :Yippie: :partytime: The big day's coming up!

:happybirthday: Happy Birthday Gerry!

I'd bring a rich smooth creaaammmyy cake (keepin' it out of the gutter-see?) to tantalize his taste buds

and a squeek toy for :pug: so she doesn't feel left out.

:drink:

Bethy-terrific siggy-it sure caught my eye! :tasty:

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Good evening, GALS! Just a quick hi before I go off to spend the rest of my anniversary with my DH.

I see that a lot of you have creative siggies for Gerry's birthday! Happy 37th, Gerry! I'm sorry that I won't be able to watch POTO with Susan and the rest of the gals in SoCal.

Bella - I loved your "12 Days of Christmas" and your graphic too!

Raina - great siggy! It's pair-fect!

I entered GB net's holiday greeting challenge. Here is my entry:

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I'm sorry if I didn't mention anybody else. I really gotta go! I love you all!

Hugs,

Irene

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BETHY! That siggy! And LOOK!!! Isabella has POPCORN!

I'm bummed. I'm gonna miss the movie chat marathon. My Brother's wedding si this weekend. :tissues:

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Bethy - your new sig makes me crave.... strawberries! (among other things)

In keeping with the theme of this thread, once again -

Happy Birthday Gerry! :party:

You're the reason we are all here and you've brought so much sunshine into our lives.

- Shan

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Good Afternoon All You Gorgeous GALS!

Man, is it quiet in here today or what? Where is everybody? Geez, you'd think you people all had lives or something! :lol: Maybe too much partying on Saturday night? :lol:

Well, here's a few somethings to wake you up:

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Happy Sunday All!

:dance:

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*passes out*

I just spent 10 hours cleaning my house!

You can eat prime rib off of my bathroom floor!

*hugs everyone*

Tomorrow is His Majesty's birthday!!!

Remember, those who have not yet voted for what movies you want to watch for the MovieChat Gerry's Birthay Weekend Marathon, yet your arse to the ONLINE FUN area and vote!!

Voting ends tomorrow!!

Okay!

Gonna go check on my Gutter GALS and

work on some siggies!

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I tried to leave a birthday Message at that site could not find a way to do it. and signed the guest book it would not take it. But I was going to spend time watching Gerry movies last night and didn't get around to it was very busy. Tonight I am feasting with Gerry for his Birthday and this is what we are having starting with Food: Pink champagne bubbly weeee. Stuffed Shrimp for an appetizer Chicken cordon Bleu

Creamed Potatoes, green bean Casserole with almonds, and for dessert ta da Cherries Jubilee. And a cake for the occasion too a decadent chocolate cake with chocolate chips all over it. And Ice Cream. yum yum. the table has a white lace tablecloth, 2 tall crystal candle holders with long tapers in Red. A beautiful bowl with all Breads and rolls and croussants in it. Lots of rose petals strewn all over the cloth. the Music is one of my favorite piano players Richard Clayderman' s Amour and more songs are From a Distance, Unchained Melody, Careless Whisper, Candle in the Wind, Everything I do (I do for you ) Wind Beneath my WingsIndigo Bay , Any Dream will do, Sacrifice, Moonfire and more. Then after him all my collection of romance songs from Time Life. We will sit by the fire and talk of his movies and about Lolita and let her and Cricket play, We will drink coffee or tea and just have fun talking and laughing. Learning about his family and just have a great time celebrating his birthday .

Happy Birthday Gerry you mean the world to me. You have a great birthday you deserve it have fun, know that we all support you in everything you do, you make our lives so much brighter, we thank your Mum for giving you to us, we love Lolita , " Remember me once in awhile please promise me you'll try" I love that part . :hugs:Posted Image

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Hello Gals.

Opening night is in three days. I'm so excited!! :claphands: heehee. I don't really have much to report... except for opening night on Wendesday. Are you Gals missing me much? I feel a bit bad for neglecting you so (lol), because I never know what's going on. But oh well. I should be doing American Lit. homework, so I'm going to go do that now.

~Amber~

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I tried to leave a birthday Message at that site could not find a way to do it. and signed the guest book it would not take it.

Betty - just wanted to let you know that your message DID get posted in the guestbook at the happy birthday site. Thanks so much for signing the guestbook! :yourock:

:thankyou:

- Shan

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