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The Adventures of Erik and Katheryn


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Erik and Katheryn packed all their important belongings, Katheryn closed up her office and the two of them boarded a boat bound for France. Erik had wrote a letter to his friend Marek a few days before departure, so it wouldn't be a surprise when Erik and Katheryn showed up at castleguard.

The seas were rough and Katheryn particually felt sick on the high seas because....

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Because later on the boat ride they found out Katheryn was pregnant. Eriks first baby, he was excited. He never knew how great it felt to be loved and to love. He was proud his family was flurishing.

They docked near the castle and had a few minutes drive up to it. And he just stared at the beautiful land, he thought to himself. *how could i have missed all of this underground* and he soaked up all he could and he broke a smile onto his face.

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Erik was so excited. A wife, a baby, a beautiful place to live....

"What could go wrong?" he thought to himself happily.

Unfortunately, he didn't know anything bout this time period. But he knew Marek, who never shut up about it, well enough to know he wouldn't put them in any danger.

How wrong he was.....

EDIT: got rid of story ruiner

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  • 2 weeks later...

OK, I can't stand this anymore, so let me throw in the monkey wrench, and see if it stirs up anything. Edit: I know its long then a couple of sentences, but I could not resist turning up the suspense.

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Marek greets Erik and Katheryn at the entrance, "Quickly, my friends, follow me. There is not much time." Marek leads them down, down and down into the bowels of the earth. They are much deeper than the hidden passages beneath Castlegard and the monastary. After an hour of walking ever downward, Erik building frustration begins to erupt, but jest then Marek, turns back, and says. "This is the last flight of stairs, when you enter the chamber, please stay close to the left wall." Shortly thereafter, Erik and Katheryn enter an enomrous chamber and stop in stunned awe. Before them is a whirling vortex of wind, light and raging engery. Marek quickly pulls them to safety inside a large comfortable alcove on the left wall.

"What is it," Katheryn asks?

"It is the vortex which creates the timewarp that surrounds Castlegard. Beautiful, is it not?" Marek says, smiling with pride. "Now rest for a bit, and then....

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omg this is highly entertaining! Woot lol. I fear an addiction coming on...again. Sigh. Now that I've read this in it's entirty...here's my addition:

"ANd then, concluded Marek, come up the stairs there and eat dinner with me and my lady. I've prepared your favorite Erik."

Oh? Said Erik, sexy eyebrow raised.

Katherine, still woozy, leaned on Erik's arm, ohhh I feel so sick...

Unsure how to comfort her Erik turned to her and said...

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"What can I do, Katheryn?"

"Sometimes, you are so dense, Erik. Get me a bleeding bucket...," Katheryn groaned. At this point, Lady Claire quietly enters and quickly escorts Katheryn to the loo.

A red-faced Erik turns to Marek who slaps him on the back. "So, Katheryn is pregnant. Well congratulations!" he says. "Oh, and, don't worry too much, you will get use to the mood swings." Marek laughs as he pulls Erik up the stair to....

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brewery!!

(Lol this story is such a hoot!)

"Let's have a pint to celebrate the upcoming birth of your new baby Erik!" He slapped Erik on the back and said, "Now what are you planning on calling him, if indeed it's a he?"

Erik stalled, thinking for the first time of a certain fear...."What if he looks like me thought erik?"

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i am trying so hard not to yell "TRUST ME,LOOKING LIKE U IS NOT A BAD THING!!" but i will pretend this is the Leroux Erik instead of the drop dead i-would-so-darn-easily pick you-over-the-fop Erik. :doh:

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"well," Erik thought "it could be worse....he could look like Michael Crawford."

Suddenly Lady Claire came rushing up to them.

"Come with me quick! It's katherine, she's...."

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i HAD to say the MC thing.....i hate his guts, don't judge me :bleh: and i added a cliffhanger..do with it what you will, me cheeky wee donkeys :whip: hehe i love Craig :bonk:

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"Erik...hold her hand and when Lady Claire says "push" don't get upset if she yells at you, it's normal!"

Erik looked confused, but did as he was told.

"But how did this happen?" He found himself thinking aloud again, darn living in the caves all that time , making him talk aloud again!

"It's the time warp" said lady Claire, made her gestation period speed up!

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"well," Erik thought "it could be worse....he could look like Michael Crawford.""

LMAO off at that!!

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Although Erik was trying to support Katheryn, the beautiful woman who was giving birth to his child, he couldnt stop thinking about how his child would turn out like. Of course they would still be loving parents no matter what, but what about the other people their child came in contact with? Would his child be an outcast to society? He wondered if the child would inherit his voice, and what the child would grow up to be. He then thought about Katheryn as a mother, and how when this birth was over he would make her his wife. His thoughts were interrupted by Katheryn giving one last scream of pain. Katheryn had given birth to a...

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A perfect wee baby girl with dark hair and hazel eyes.

Marek and Lady Claire glanced at each other while the baby was washed and presented to her tearful mother and over awed father. Soon both the joyous parents sat upon clean bedding and supporting cushions. They fondled the new born in wonder for sometime before they noticed that their friends were whispering in quiet, wary tones. Erik stood up, walked toward Marek, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Well considering the effects of the time vortex on the baby prior to her birth, we are not sure if it will affect her aging process outside the womb," Marek rattled on. Lady Claire spoke, "All we can do is wait and see what happens; in the meantime, you both need to decide on her name."

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From the moment Katheryn had known she was pregnant, she had wanted to name their first child after Erik. She had deicided against it as she thought Erik would dissaprove, but when she saw Erik out the child in his arms she knew it was the right thing to do. "Darling, I want to call her Erika...after her wonderful father." His reaction was quite different to what she first thought. He was overjoyed and gave Katheryn an adoring kiss. But he was still worried over what Marek had said.

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OK, three weeks have passed, Erika is perfect, and according Marek, the time vortex is not affecting her; she is a normal, beautiful, healthy, three-week old baby. Katheryn has recovered from the birth and is building a strong relationship with Marek and Lady Claire; however Erik is growing very, very restless.

He is having a hard time adjusting to fatherhood. It is not a happy experience, for Erika does nothing but sleep, eat, and poop! He had expected more.... Katheryn only laughs at him and tells him that it will change as Erika grows.

It is evening and Marek tell them that since Katheryn is well, they all must now leave in the morning. They will follow the stairs that lead deeper into the carvens into the real heart of the time vortex and ...

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Ah that's all right lol.

So, Erik, his beautiful wife, and Erika, his new daughter, get on board a huge ferry to travel overseas...when suddenly they hear a woman's voice...no, that's no woman that's a man, "Oh No you doooon't" he yells....erik looks up to see Raoul, standing over a cliff with a sniper gun aiming straight at him!

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LOl don't worry about me, i'm a little nuts this morning...had to take my sudafeds and they are working a wee bit too well lmao*

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Erik is astounded, what could that pansie Raoul be thinking! Suddenly Raoul pulls the trigger and shoots Erik in the heart!

This didnt actually happen, Erik was just imagining what could happen and then remembers how much of a little boy Raoul is and throws the nearest heavy object at him. It knocks Raouls gun out of his hands, which shatters on the rocks below.

"You broke my nail you man" Raoul sulkily yells giving a gay hand movement.

Raoul starts running down a little path by the cliff like a mad man (or should I say woman)...

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LOL!!

As Raoul runs away he screams ever so vengefully, but still gay--- "I will sick my gay friends on you!! Just you wait! I will be back with an army of Hobbits as well."

Erik raises his sexy eyebrow and says, "Hobbits? What are those?"

his wife says, "Those are furry little man-creatures that will eat at your ankles! We've GOT to get out of here"

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(2 weeks/days/hours/minutes later....wutever floats ur boat)

They arrive in Africa and are met at the dock by Terry and Lara.

"Whoa, looks like ya left a bit o yer story out aye?" said Terry, his eyes peering at the baby.

"Aww don't be such a downer Terry..i find it to be a quite charming and adorable suprise" Lara replied, as the baby made a cute gurgling sound. "Well, we see where she gets her good looks from," she said, winking at Erik and allowing her gaze to linger on his body for a second. Terry and Erik didn't notice, but Katheryn sure did. She suddenly felt achingly aware of the weight she'd gained from the pregnancy, and for the first time she questioned Erik's opinion of her. She attempted to shrug it off and pasted on a fake smile.

"Well, les gaet a move on, shell we?" said Terry, gesturing towards the jeep he and Lara had arrived in.

(ok, i know, it's stupid, but i'm tired so don't blame me for what comes out a here *taps noggin*)

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