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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (GALS) continued

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WELCOME to the 11th floor of the 2nd highrise of our clinic!

I was looking for "inspiration" for the 11th floor of this 2nd highrise of the GALS Support Center and went to a numerolgy site and found that 11 is considered a power number and the positive stands for peacemaking, team-playing, cooperation, inner growth and illumination, spiritual awareness, and humanitarianism. Those seem to be among the things that the FANmily of GALS exhibit, what we treasure about each other and this place. Many of them are also things we treasure about Gerry too. We believe that Gerry is about to see a whole new realm to his own life, his power within his chosen profession, which will probably be accompanied by inner growth and illumination, among other things. So, continue lusting and gushing and drooling on this floor, but this is also a chance to reflect on what the release of "300" may bring to Gerry's life, and what it may bring to yours too.

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Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #1

Highrise #2 Floor #1-A Strong Foundation

Highrise #2 Floor #2 - FALL is the season

Highrise #2 Floor #3 - The POWER of 3

Highrise #2 Floor #4 - Four on the Floor - Road Trip

Highrise #2 Floor #5 - Happy, Happy Birthday Baby

Highrise #2 Floor #6 - A Verrra Charming Bad Boy!

Highrise #2 Floor #7 - Deck the Halls

Highrise #2 Floor #8 - Hugs for the Holidays

Highrise #2 Floor #9 - 2007 Let's Make it FINE

Highrise #2 Floor #10 - He IS a 10 indeed!

Yes! This is our GALS Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.”

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.”

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”).

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.”

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Susan~Sporran

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power number to me is 8 ... whatever that means to everyone else :rotflmao:

I am just reading a book about female symbolism around the whole world and it earns my respect - so the same with numbers - the meaning to every individual person is so special!!!

... but back to the really important stuff :inlove: :pointy: can't wait for 300 to come to the movies here in Vienna - although we are a quite small country my lust for the english language is satisfied ... we have some OV-cinemas, quite a few pubs and a lot of funny english-speaking people visiting the city - never boring ...

I've seen Sin City 2 times at the movies and got the DVD right after the release ... I am usually not into fiction of that kind, but Frank Miller always did it for me concerning comics ... so can't wait, counting the days to drool over this fantastic 6pack ...

love, pia

Edited by Brians Sunshine

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Guest pilaraquarius

WOW! Another floor already!

300 is going to be BIG for our G....

GALS has become my touchstone...There are no words I can come up with to adequately describe what this place has done for me these last six months...I have made some friends FOR LIFE!

:hearts::hearts::hearts:

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Guest greyeyegoddess

Hi fans!

Welcome Pia and the other new gal who I can't remember the name from the last thread.

Suz, are you moved already?

I had a busy weekend....well, home with a stubborn father, so I worked a lot on my personal site, getting pictures of our local activities and of other interests I have.

It's hard to measure how big this movie is going to be. I mean, a lot of people thought POTO was going to make Gerry a household name. It was the first pinnacle, because it was the movie that has brought out the most fans. I can't fathom how big 300 is going to be.

I had a phone conversation with another gal this weekend and we talked about this. There are some who are so concerned and overprotective of any little thing that happens to our Gerry. There are those who believe that Gerry is in complete control of his work; not calculating, but knows how and when to steer his life.

It reminded me of the promo ads for the show Dirt. The crying actor says, "All I ever dreamed of was to be an actor". Courtney Cox's character replies, "No you wanted to be famous. There's a difference."

If Gerry only wanted to be famous, we would have already seen him all over the tabloids. He may appear a few times after 300, but it will probably be something like "How he got to be so hulking in the movie 300" or getting a cup of coffee with Lolita-if he's not busy around the world, appearing for other premieres or working on the next film.

The phone conversation also mentioned that even though 300's anticipation is beyond my imagination, it will still be hard to recognize Gerry, because he really looks nothing like his movie character. I remember that being said about him in POTO. I surely didn't recognize him after Attila.

Whether it brings him more fame and fortune, at least it will bring him more work and more fans, which I'd like to think are two of his favorite things.

~alice

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Suz, are you moved already?

~alice

:music:

HA! Its going to take more than a new floor on the Support Center to get me moved. Why did I ever collect so much junk? I have taken so much stuff up to Goodwill already. The house I am moving into is smaller than the one I am in now. AGH! Where am I going to put everything? *small panic attack coming on*

My brother is a builder and he is going to the new house tonight to do the home inspection on it. I hope he doesn't find anything seriously wrong with it. I will be crushed. Ok...enough about me.

Pia...welcome to the Support Center. Pull up a chair and make yourself at home.

Everyone that is feeling ill...prayers are being sent up for your returned good health.

Much love to all,

Suz

*still wondering what that "Insert Special Item" box is for when I am posting. No one ever did tell me what the "special item" was and where I was to "insert" it. *

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Had to jump on the bandwagon just cause it's a new floor and the subject is of course 300 and our beloved G Man.hehehhehe.... In my opinion, (don't you hate it when I start out like that?) 300 will be a new stepping stone in the life of GJB. I do have to admit and someone else just mentioned that once again Gerry will probably not be recognized because of his character and the make up. But hopefully his name will be a household word! In all his movies the transformations are so drastic sometimes that this has got to be the reason that people see him amd ask who's that? Although the question SHOULD be "who's that hunk?" :kisswink:

Being here and meeting all of you guys has also been a stepping stone in MY life. When I first joined I thought I would just get lots of info and gush lots about Gerry and no one would think anything of it but I soon found out that a sort of sisterhood has taken place and there was actually more to life than Gerry! Oh my Gawd, did I just say that out loud?? Yes Gerry, you get the credit for bringing us all together though......

Anyway, this is my opinion!

(((HUGS))) Fran

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Wow! Another floor already? We are rising fast! And in fact, that is what Gerry will be doing with 300 coming out. He'll reach a peak that's probably even taller than POTO! I hope he won't have to hide too much. But since he is the man of a thousand faces, he will probably have no trouble disguising himself. He'll be just like Harrison Ford, who could walk through a mall and not be recognized.

Like everyone here has said, joining the GALS and meeting everyone has been an invigorating stage for me. Never have I met so many fun, charming, sincere, creative and passionate, and online to boot! I have really enjoyed my stay here, and am so grateful to have your friendship. I imagine that we will have quite a few new fans in starting in March, after 300 comes out. Looking forward to it!

Bear hugs,

Irene

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Hey all,

Just felt like I should try real hard and stop in for a visit. Please, all and sundry, don't think I have stopped loving Gals, I have simply stopped having time. Still in New Orleans, working ridiculous hours, but winning races :woo: It hasn't been nearly warm enough for where I am either :sob:

Suz, you're moving?? huh? Dang I gotta try and show up here...more anyway, it's a long story

Abrock... a special shout of love to you if you're around somewhere girl...

Also big hellos...to Sporran, Zany, Bethy and Jill...hope everyone is still here somewhere

Dr Em... BIG HUGS!!

The still undead Dawn

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Also big hellos...to Sporran, Zany, Bethy and Jill...hope everyone is still here somewhere

Holy Toledo ! Dawn!

Looooooooooong time no see!

I'm glad to hear your doing good and winning races!

Try to stop in more often will ya?!!!

Miss having your pervie self around!

(((BIG HUGS)))

zany

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Guest greyeyegoddess

*still wondering what that "Insert Special Item" box is for when I am posting. No one ever did tell me what the "special item" was and where I was to "insert" it. *

:funnyabove:

Have you clicked it yet? If you do you get a special menu that says on the left "Quick Access". :cunning:

~alice

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*still wondering what that "Insert Special Item" box is for when I am posting. No one ever did tell me what the "special item" was and where I was to "insert" it. *

:funnyabove:

Have you clicked it yet? If you do you get a special menu that says on the left "Quick Access". :cunning:

~alice

:music:

:funnyabove: The plot thickens! LMAO!

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Did I just see Dawn in here? Flying tackle big boob squishing hugs to you my dear friend. Miss you so much.

Edited by Suz

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Hello again Gals! I have been trying to catch up on Gerry news and all the Gals news. What can I say I am a slow reader. I thought I would stop bye and post in the new floor. Just had to you know :cunning:

Well here is a little something for everyone.

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Love the look in his eyes here....so mischievous

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Another favorite of mine

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Another mischievous look..... :inlove:

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And last but not lest the smoldering look

Well I will check back later

Love to all

Erica

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Susan~Sporran---

That was a wonderful dedication for the new floor!

:yourock: Luv, Debrasue

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Hey all,

Just felt like I should try real hard and stop in for a visit. Please, all and sundry, don't think I have stopped loving Gals, I have simply stopped having time. Still in New Orleans, working ridiculous hours, but winning races :woo: It hasn't been nearly warm enough for where I am either :sob:

Suz, you're moving?? huh? Dang I gotta try and show up here...more anyway, it's a long story

Abrock... a special shout of love to you if you're around somewhere girl...

Also big hellos...to Sporran, Zany, Bethy and Jill...hope everyone is still here somewhere

Dr Em... BIG HUGS!!

The still undead Dawn

HOLY CARP!!! Dawn was here and I missed her? Glad to see you DAWN!!!

Flying tackle squishy hugs to you Dawn! Congrats on winning races. We're always here for you hon.

Take care and :kiss::kiss: (TNLW of course)

Oh, and I'm still not winning at Trivia. Apparently, we have more than one smarty-pants on this board. :funnyface:

:hugs:

Jilly

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Hey all,

Just felt like I should try real hard and stop in for a visit. Please, all and sundry, don't think I have stopped loving Gals, I have simply stopped having time. Still in New Orleans, working ridiculous hours, but winning races :woo: It hasn't been nearly warm enough for where I am either :sob:

Suz, you're moving?? huh? Dang I gotta try and show up here...more anyway, it's a long story

Abrock... a special shout of love to you if you're around somewhere girl...

Also big hellos...to Sporran, Zany, Bethy and Jill...hope everyone is still here somewhere

Dr Em... BIG HUGS!!

The still undead Dawn

GOOD GRIEF Dawn..... NICE to hear you are still alive and raising hell!

Check out the new siggy ladies... if you are from the Northwest... you should join us! It's gonna be one wild night!

Speaking of Dawn of the Dead... I did not wake up today until noon! Guess that's what happens when Erik keeps you up all night!

Swannie

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Hey all,

Just felt like I should try real hard and stop in for a visit. Please, all and sundry, don't think I have stopped loving Gals, I have simply stopped having time. Still in New Orleans, working ridiculous hours, but winning races :woo: It hasn't been nearly warm enough for where I am either :sob:

Suz, you're moving?? huh? Dang I gotta try and show up here...more anyway, it's a long story

Abrock... a special shout of love to you if you're around somewhere girl...

Also big hellos...to Sporran, Zany, Bethy and Jill...hope everyone is still here somewhere

Dr Em... BIG HUGS!!

The still undead Dawn

Aaaaaa so your the Dawn that made me have to add a letter to my name, nice ta meet ya. Can I assume by your undead comment that you were also tortured by Dawn of the Dead jokes. I know I was.

Well, I hope to catch around the board, I know there is room in here for many more bright spots of morning sunshine. Okay I admit that was really sappy, I'm gonna go throw up now.

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Hey all,

Just felt like I should try real hard and stop in for a visit. Please, all and sundry, don't think I have stopped loving Gals, I have simply stopped having time. Still in New Orleans, working ridiculous hours, but winning races :woo: It hasn't been nearly warm enough for where I am either :sob:

Suz, you're moving?? huh? Dang I gotta try and show up here...more anyway, it's a long story

Abrock... a special shout of love to you if you're around somewhere girl...

Also big hellos...to Sporran, Zany, Bethy and Jill...hope everyone is still here somewhere

Dr Em... BIG HUGS!!

The still undead Dawn

Holy flip!! It's DAWN!! *tackle squish hug* An extra-special back shout-out!! Erm...ya know what I mean...! w00t for winning races! We will always have the charter bus...........

:hearts:

~Mel

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Hey all,

Just felt like I should try real hard and stop in for a visit.

The still undead Dawn

Who's this??!! :funnyface:

:Welcome2:

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Wow! A new floor already! Boy, I am so far behind, I'll never catch up with everyone's posts. I hope all of you had a good weekend and Monday.

I'm getting soooo excited about 300! I can't wait to see it! It's great to see the tv spots advertising it too. I'm planning to see it several times. :partytime: :KingLeo: :leochest: :lookin:

Erica-Thanks for those yummy pictures! :drooldrum::gerrylicious:

Jill-I can't win at trivia to save my life! Even when I get all 10 right, I'm too slow.

:wave: to all you lovely GALS and PALS out there. And to the newbies, :Welcome2:

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OMG>.. Dawn was here? :confused: Wow girl.. how are ya? Good to see ya again!!!

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Hey Jenn!

I see you are from Oceanside!!!! I'm just off the 15-- :gutter:

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Quiet today. I see I'm gonna have to liven things up a bit.

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And just cuz I think he is so darn adorable in this pic Posted Image

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Indeed quiet... I don't have eight or so pages to get through!

Yum, thanks for the pictures, DawnS!

Interesting thing about name simularities...back when Sarah, our dear Aussie MOD, was on the boards before real life interfered, she would always call me "Abs". So, whenever someone would mention Gerry's abs, or whatnot, it would always catch my eye as if they were addressing me...!

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Nope....definitely NOT talking about me! :lol:

~Mel

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