Because I want, sensitive and uber attentive Gerry K, fatefully romantic Andre Marek and the mysterious but sensual man virgin Erik. Let's see, we need some bad boy thrown in there too, as if the Phantom's occasional killing sprees weren't enough, to spice things up. How about Terry Sheridan, for dangerous narcisist, One Two for bumbling thug, or Mike Chadway manwhoring, misunderstood, misogynist? Put them all together and you've pretty much got Germerik Sheroneway. I left Dracula out. I don't want to come home one day and find all the blood drained out of my cats.