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Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome (GALS) continued


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WELCOME to the 42nd floor of the 2nd highrise of our clinic! We only have 27 floors to go to reach 69 again!

With all these fantastic high-res pictures of Alex Rover hitting the gallery I am inspired to start a floor that is all about our hero. Whether your hero is :alex: or :leo2: or :phantom: or :attila: or :beo2: or :marek: or :terry2: or any other heroic Gerry character this is your place to enjoy him, to sing his praises, or just to share how you imagine it would be to have a hero like him in your life.

For those new to our clinic you can find our previously erected floors below:

Click here to find links to the floors of Highrise #1

Highrise #2 Floor #1-A Strong Foundation

Highrise #2 Floor #2 - FALL is the season

Highrise #2 Floor #3 - The POWER of 3

Highrise #2 Floor #4 - Four on the Floor - Road Trip

Highrise #2 Floor #5 - Happy, Happy Birthday Baby

Highrise #2 Floor #6 - A Verrra Charming Bad Boy!

Highrise #2 Floor #7 - Deck the Halls

Highrise #2 Floor #8 - Hugs for the Holidays

Highrise #2 Floor #9 - 2007 Let's Make it FINE

Highrise #2 Floor #10 - He IS a 10 indeed!

Highrise #2 Floor #11 - The Power Number

Highrise #2 Floor #12 - Fit to be King

Highrise #2 Floor #13 - ALREADY a sex symbol

Highrise #2 Floor #14 - 300 Rush Week

Highrise #2, Floor #15 - Prepare for Glory

Highrise #2, Floor #16 - They got the JUICE

Highrise #2, Floor #17 - April Showers

Highrise #2, Floor #18 - A PHENOM

Highrise #2 Floor #19 - Award-worthy

Highrise #2 Floor #20 - It's Raining Roles!

Highrise #2 Floor #21 - Convention Decompression

Highrise #2 Floor #22 - GALS turns Terrific TWO

Highrise #2 Floor #23 - GALS turns Two Part Deux

Highrise #2 Floor #24 - Let's get SHATTERED

Highrise #2 Floor #25 - We're having a HEAT WAVE!

Highrise #2 Floor #26 - Hot Summer Nights

Highrise #2 Floor #27 - Try to Remember

Highrise #2 Floor #28 - Rev up for Vegas, Baby!

Highrise #2 Floor #29 - He's Smokin'!

Highrise #2 Floor #30 - It's Gerry's Birthday Party

Highrise #2 Floor #31 - P.S. I Love Gerry!

Highrise #2 Floor #32 - P.S. I STILL Love Gerry!

Highrise #2 Floor #33 - 2008 is gonna be GREAT!

Highrise #2 Floor #34 - HELLO, Gorgeous

Highrise #2 Floor #35 - HELLO Again, Gorgeous!

Highrise #2 Floor 36-The Art of Gerry

Highrise #2 Floor #37 - Interior Decorating

Highrise #2 Floor #38 - Attila the Hunk

Highrise #2 Floor #39 - Come in from the Cold

Highrise #2 Floor #40 - Come in from the Cold again

Highrise #2 Floor #41 - Viva Las Vegas

Yes! This is our GALS Mantra:

Sink the Boat -- Ride the Phantom!!!

A HUGE THANK YOU to QAZklh for making the graphic for us..."

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AND NOW.... the original thread.

Being the compassionate person that I am, I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. Having said that, I have decided to start a new support group for those of us with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome – from now on, all with Gerry Addicted Lust Syndrome with be known as GALS.

This group is open to all GALS and non-GALS alike who believe they are in serious need of support and guidance as they realize how serious their addiction has become. This is not a support group which advocates traditional intervention, as the failure rate would be astronomical, but merely a group whom you can turn to who share in your addictions or withdrawals, whichever the case may be. Some of the signs that you have GALS include, but are not limited to:

1. You buy every magazine on the rack looking for photos or articles of Gerry and start to get the jitters when there has been no sign of him for weeks.

2. You drive 500 miles to see a Gerry movie.

3. Your significant other (or just someone you're dating) gives you stark reminders they are SOOOO NOT Gerry.

4. Co-workers, friends and/or family start teasing you for your addiction – people can be so cruel...

5. You become addicted to caffeine because you can’t pull yourself away from GALS...."'cause just MAYBE he'll be on Chat tonight."

6. You obsess with much glee, "Gerry has a computer...and he knows how to use it!!!!"

7. You find yourself asking aloud, "Did he REALLY mean what he said about the 3:00 a.m. thing and does he REALLY wear a size 11 shoe?" Then smile broadly.

8. You catch yourself speaking in a Scottish accent for no apparent reason.

9. You change the decor in your bathroom to accommodate your new yellow towels.

10. The "G-Spot" takes on a whole new meaning.

11. You spend days wondering why a Scot would be named "Andre." :huh:

12. You buy “Mrs. Brown” just for the skinny-dipping scene and play that one scene in slow mo and super slow mo, over and over and over again. (Okay, so maybe that was just me.) :D

13. You have a picture of Gerry in your wallet, and refer to him as “your man, Gerry.”

14. You spend your hard-earned cash assigned for other “non-essential” items (phone bill, power bill, etc.) on essential Gerry related items.

15. You go shopping for your “real-life” man and finding yourself thinking, “OMG!!! Gerry would look so :censored: hot in that!!!

16. You have to buy a new hard drive to accommodate all your pics and videos of Gerry.

17. You search through a couple hundred $5.50 DVDs at Wal-Mart because an employee said Dracula 2K might be there.

18. You can't possibly walk past Starbucks without dreaming that maybe... *sighs*

19. You refer to the Gerry wallpaper on your computer as your “happy place.”

20. While looking up at the clouds you SWEAR there's a cloud in the shape of a "G"...funny thing is, the GAL next to you sees the same thing!!!

21. Multiples (Gerrygasms) are an every day occurrence!!!

This list will continue to grow as you tell me your addictions...

Below is a very simple 10-step program to help foster our addiction.

1. You must admit you have GALS. This is so important to further your addiction. Yes, this support group wants to nourish your addiction, not starve it. We are here for you.

2. Come to believe the Great and Powerful Gerry is greater than ourselves and only our visions and/or fantasies can keep us addicted. To truly become addicted, however, one must at one time in ones life made the Gerry Mecca Journey (GMJ) and meet him in person.

3. Make a decision to turn our will and lives over to our addiction to Gerry.

4. Make a searching and fearless immoral inventory of our fantasies of Gerry.

5. Lend your support to those who have GALS, but are yet unable to admit it.

6. Watch every movie (more than once) in which Gerry has a role. To be truly addicted, you must develop a love of all Gerry genres (yes, this includes “Tale of the Mummy” and “Dracula 2000”).

7. Frequently quote lines from Gerry films. Memorize them, use them, replace old phrases with new Gerry lines. This will prove to all your serious commitment to your addiction.

8. Know Gerry’s biography better than you know your own. True GALS will know all Gerry’s trivia. Study it, soak it in, become one with Gerry's biography.

9. Give generously (money folks) to the website which has fostered your addictions and allowed your fantasies to take flight.

10. Convert all who are convertible to this syndrome. This is the true mark of GALS. Do not judge - for your next recruit may be your boss!

As this is a relatively new Syndrome, the above guidelines are subject to editing, amending or scrapping all together as we GALS deem necessary.

The first step to true addiction is to admit you have GALS!! I will begin the group.

"My name is Dr. Em and I have GALS."

All are welcome to join in our group. GALS, we must not suffer in silence!!! We now have a voice!!! Let it be heard!

*Disclaimer: We GALS appreciate not only Gerry’s royal hotness for which there is no rival, we indeed, also recognize his abundance of talent, soul, passion, spirit, sense of style and humor, sincerity...can I stop now? Our addictions are all-encompassing and we embrace Gerry EVERY WHICH WAY WE CAN!!!*

To Cleobethra for our “Warning Label.”

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:wave: I'm first...yay!!

Can I please just sing praise to him:

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Cause I just am having the hardest time between Marek, Atilla, Gerry, Charles, Beowulf, Johnny, and now Alex!!!

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:marek: Ahh, Marek is my hero! I wish I could have a romantic guy like that come and whisk me away! And then we would have a nice sarcophagus of us holding hands and...okay, getting ahead of myself. :whoa: I looove my Marek!

Donna: ow, how sad for your eye. Do I need to give your desk a stern talking-to? :galdown:

Cassie: how scary! Yeah, they definitely need police there.

Mousie :wuv:

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If anyone wants to know what scent Mel was wearing that evening, just pm me and we'll make some financial arrangements pertaining to my full disclosure. :lalala:



MOUSIE!! :tissues: I'm SHOCKED you would betray this sacred secret!

"Because it's a sacred secret."

"Sacred secret."

Tell ya, one can't trust anyone these days! :bleh::D

Cassie, I pray everything goes smoothly tomorrow, and the rest of the week...

Donna, LOL at that music vid...! The eighties style of clothes and dancing need to forever die... I guess we can keep "Thriller," and MAYBE The Electric Slide, but other than that...

Loves to all!



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Good morning GALS!

I wanted to drop in and say hello. I have been away from the boards so long that I feel like a newbie all over again. I have still been keeping up with whats going on with Gerry though but I have missed you all so much. I wish I could go to Vegas this year and get to meet more of you but I am spending the Summer traveling with friends and going to meet new ones that I have met on myspace. I will start my traveling the second week in April. My friend Rachel and I are going to Phoenix to meet up with some friends that we knew 10 years ago. Kind of a small high school reunion. Then in June I will be going to Kentucky to meet up with some more friends. This is kind of the first time I have traveled without kids and I am REALLY looking forward to some adult time.

Lish...send me a pm and i will sponsor you again for March of Dimes.

Beachie...I read about your sister and I have been keeping your family in my prayers.

I am also praying for Anna and everyone else that needs prayers right now that I have read about.

I'm trying to jump right back into GALS but I know its going to take awhile to get to know everyone that has joined in the year or so that I have been gone.

Love to you all,


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Lish, please pardon my ignorance but what's a "leep" procedure?

EDIT: OMG! How could I forget? I had my first Gerry dream in a long time last night! We were kissing each other, and then he put a small mint leaf into my ear so that when he slowly blew into the canal, I felt this utterly cool sensuality descend over me like an aphrodisiac. Then things heated up from that point onward...(CENSORED!!!)

I just thought that the mint leaf was an intriguing aspect of the dream. Very unique.


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For all my Celt loving gals ;) Mel, - the title really not my faux pas!!! Sweet vanillish song.. Me thinks...

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Texas! Me too.... *Cough!*

The lyrics:

Laddie Lie Near Me

Long have we parted been,

Laddie, my dearie,

Now we have met again,

Laddie, lie near me.

Long have I sought thee,

Thy face to cheer me,

Dear has it cost me,

Laddie, lie near me.


Near me, near me

Laddie, lie near me

Now we have met again

Laddie, lie near me

Here in the firelight,

What joy to see thee

All the long winter night,

Laddie, lie near me

All that I have endured,

Laddie, my dearie,

Here in thy arms is cured,

Laddie, lie near me.

My heart will never stray,

Never deceive thee,

Delight shall drive care away,

Laddie, lie near me.

18th Century Scottish

Adapted by Connie Dover

Her homepage

Hmmmm.... What about a Marek-vid with that tune, huh?.... *Eyes glazing over*

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Morning all! Wanted to let you all know that we have a new podcast up:


(for those who don't know what it is, it's basically a radio show we do called gbcast... it's an audio file you download).

LOL Ainaran, I DO have some fun memories with the Electric Slide, so it can hang around...

Lish *hugs* love ya GAL, you're in my prayers...

SUZ!! *flyingtackle* Welcome back!!! The water's good as always!!

WOW, Eva Mari... that video has striking scenery! Nice! Love the song...



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Hey girls, quick drive by to say hi. Update re: the whole school threat - cops were there this morning maning the front and back entrance to the school. I haven't been in contact w/my hubby since he got there so I'm not sure if they know who the kid is who made the threat or not. I just hope this goes away and never resurfaces.

Okay back to lunch. I'll be back...


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:wave: Hi Gals.Apologies for not being on.I got a chest infection and i have been feeling sorry for myself lol.I have been watching my gerry dvd's plus dawsons creek lol
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First off, WELCOME BACK SUZ!!!! The place has never been the same without you!

Secondly.... something weird is going on. I just woke up about an hour ago, and when I stood up out of bed and tried to walk to the bathroom, I sort of walked into the wall. My whole equalibrium feels off, and I'm very light headed.

I just had a check up a couple days ago, and the doctor remarked that I had the blood pressure of a teenager. He was also thrilled that I have gained none of my weight back. Anyhow, I'm in good health, so this is weird.

I think it's cool that because of Nims... Gerry will now have kids as fans!

I also think about how he was a hero to young Steven, the boy Gerry called when he was dying of cancer.

Gerry plays heroic roles... but I think he himself has a few heroic qualities.


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I'm playing hookey from work AGAIN due to YET ANOTHER @#%$# snowstorm. This one's the worst yet of the season. And my shovel is broken from the last snow/icefall. How the heck am I supposed to shovel with no shovel? :confused:

Have I mentioned I HATE winter??? I think I have....but it's worth mentioning again.

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Hey Swannie, I hope your dizziness/lightheadedness goes away FAST! You're scaring me, dear! (Brother-in-law had a mini-stroke this weekend. All is well, but his wife is shook up.)

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That was a breathtaking Vid EM!! I pictured our Highlander in every scenic clip... Would be nice if we could get one of our vidders to put that with Marek.... I'm not much of a vidder myself..or I'd give it a go. Thanks!

Cassie, Your Hubby and you are in my thoughts Hon...Just keep us posted ...this is so Friggen WRONG!!!!

Lish good wishes to you Sweetie...


{{{HUGS}}} to everyone that needs them. I gotta run as usual. Hop eto have more time later!

:wave: Fran

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Cassie, I've been thinking about you and your hubby and his school....I guess no news is good news. Posted Image

Eva Mari, that video gave me goosebumps...thank you my dear. I am definitely going to check out her website. And oh yeah, that song and Marek were made for each other!!

:sick2: Christine, you must have caught that from me....sorry about that! I hope you feel better soon dear.

Ohhh Donna, it's spring here...I sorry!!! (I keep telling you to move to CA).

That is weird Swannie....hope it isn't anything to worry about...

Well, got to go...the guy is here from our cable company...our picture in high definition keeps "tiling" :tantrum::tantrum:

hugs to all!



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It was funny, we had these tartan wearing, scottish speaking menfolk joining our group recently, and all I kept thinking was, where was Suz? She'd have blast!

Hugs to you. How's the new place?

Cassie, I'm glad to hear things were ok where your hubby works.

Scottish lass, I'm sorry you weren't feeling well. Hugs!

Lish-good luck with the procedure. I'm lost, too, but good luck!

Mel and Em, I'll have to see and hear those when I get home.

Donna, have a great day at home. I'll try to send you some sunshine.

Just a few reminders.

GALS contributions--if you love this place, you'll want to keep it up. Please contribute what you can, so we can keep it up. I'd hate to come here and not find it here anymore... :tissues:

Don't forget Vegas Convention in June! Start planning on playing with GALS and PALS! We have a music request thread. Even if you aren't going, suggestions are welcome. We can keep the list for next year if we do well with the dj.

And for you fans looking for some new threads, we have a Cafepress contest. This is your chance to really show off your GALS and Gerry devotion. Get together with friends and come up with something that you can be proud to wear for any fan occasion.

Whew...I think that's it.

Have a great day!



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HI Guys, :wave:

Just a really quick flyby to wish you all a great day.

For those of you stuck in the snow, think warm Gerry thoughts and something will soon melt :drool1:

For those that are not well, wishing you a speedy recovery, and for all those that are too numerous to mention that haven't had flowers given to you for sometime, this if for you :metoyou:

Hump day for me today *looks at the time OMG got to dash*

Love to you all

Ali :hearts:

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Hey ladies...just a quick update! My background inquiry was absolutely fine, and I'm slated to begin my training on the 19th (my birthday!) for my job at Perricone. I am really happy and if I knew how to jig, I'd be doing that right now! WHOO HOO!

Now I'm just waiting for the news that my SSDI deposits will remain untouched until the next review. They wanted my earning history for the last two years (which was spotty and dodgy to say the least), and my caseworker in New Haven doesn't feel that there'll be a problem...but I'm still ensconced in a trial work period and need the SSDI boost as I reassimilate myself into the working world for good.

By the end of the year, I should be hunkered down in my job and living in larger yet less expensive digs so, at that point, I can allow the SSDI deposits to taper off. But I still need that balance at this time. Prayer warriors, do your thang! PLEASE! Love to all!

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Hi Cassie

Hope everything is ok at your hubbie's school. It is very scary how this has escalated and let's just hope it was somebody mouthing off trying to act big and not actually do anything about it.


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